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How to politely tell a lady you're not interested?

Débuté par TheBunz , déc. 23 2014 04:22

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#26
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 06:51

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If the above ideas don't work, this is 100% guaranteed:

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 11:25

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You introduce her to your amazingly hot guy friend and see the magic happen as they hit it off!


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:09

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Show her Artichoke's big penis.

 

Nobody can resist that or his 172kg dead lift.

 

Or his two moles.

 

Or his 32 year old brother that looks like him.

 

Isn't it every woman's dream to have a threesome with twins?

 

Or was that for dudes?


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:14

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Show her Artichoke's big penis.

 

Nobody can resist that or his 172kg dead lift.

 

Or his two moles.

 

Or his 32 year old brother that looks like him.

 

Isn't it every woman's dream to have a threesome with twins?

 

Or was that for dudes?

 

OR he could try to pass as a 17 year old just like Artichoke! If she's older then that might scare her away.. IF she's not a sugar mama...


#30
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:15

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Or hide under a pile of coats and hope everything works out.

 

Curses! My master plan has been discovered!

 

I encounter a particular woman who I cannot seem to deter. I've ignored her advances, told her lets stay friends, and even said she is just not my type. I don't know how else to get the point across that I'm just not interested.
She's pretty, just not my type.

 

Ignore her existence.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:20

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OR he could try to pass as a 17 year old just like Artichoke! If she's older then that might scare her away.. IF she's not a sugar mama...

 

Even better.

 

Say you're 15.

 


Ignore her existence.

 

I've been ignoring my ex's existence for years now and she still doesn't exist because I don't have one.


#32
Dermain
Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:21

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I've been ignoring my ex's existence for years now and she still doesn't exist because I don't have one.

 

How can you ignore the existence of someone who never existed, and likely never will, in the first place?  :rolleyes:


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:22

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How can you ignore the existence of someone who never existed, and likely never will, in the first place?  :rolleyes:

 

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:24

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Call her m'lady and wear a fedora.


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#35
Dermain
Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:24

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Call her m'lady and wear a fedora.

 

She'd probably be turned on by that.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:26

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She'd probably be turned on by that.

 

Now that's just silly.

 

Fedoras couldn't turn a light on if you smashed it against the switch.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:27

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I like all the ideas above but the best one is yet to be given!!

 

"I'M A VIRGIN!!"


#38
Teddie Sage
Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:29

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Tell her: Sorry but I'm gay.

Works all the time... at least for me. 

<- actual gay man.

Nah, just be honest. Tell her you're not interested in any sorts of relationship right now.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:30

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I like all the ideas above but the best one is yet to be given!!

 

"I'M A VIRGIN!!"

 

Or you could show her your pokemon card collection.

 

That works too.

 

I have my virgin barrier on the moment you go inside my room and see all the LOTR crap I own.

 

"NO YOU CAN NOT TOUCH BILBO'S CONTRACT WITH THORIN!"

 

It turns off all the girls that don't come into my room.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 12:56

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This might help.

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#41
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 01:27

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Claiming you are gay might work. I guess if you do come across someone you like, letting her in on the secret that you are not actually gay might make things extra kinky.

 

I mean, you gotta keep your options open, right?


#42
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 03:22

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What you all don't understand is that I've already turned down, explained how she wasn't my type, ignored, etc...
I work with her and she won't stop trying to get my cookies . Trying to keep a positive work experience. I'm honestly thinking about just letting her have her way so to move on, but what if she gets hooked?!
Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 03:28

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What happened to the MILF?


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 03:32

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Okay, next time she makes any advances use this on her.

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 03:33

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Why don't you fake your own death and move to Mexico?


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The Hierophant
Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 03:38

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What you all don't understand is that I've already turned down, explained how she wasn't my type, ignored, etc...
I work with her and she won't stop trying to get my cookies . Trying to keep a positive work experience. I'm honestly thinking about just letting her have her way so to move on, but what if she gets hooked?!
Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Let her have her way and move on? Are you insane? The last thing you need is her getting preggers because entrapment seems like her goal. Plus watch your drink around her, make sure 911 is at the top of your phone's contact list, carry pepper spray and don't be alone with her anywhere that's out of sight.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 03:58

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"My brain and your personality just aren't compatible. Sorry."

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 04:00

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She'd probably be turned on by that.

 

Lol, wat? What planet are you from?


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 04:23

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I like how we all get to give our professional advice to Bunz's fictional problems all the time, it makes us feel important!

 

 

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 04:31

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Bunz has me on steam. Still waiting on the wiminz to arrive. I don't know if that is DLC or....
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