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How to politely tell a lady you're not interested?

Débuté par TheBunz , déc. 23 2014 04:22

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#51
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 04:54

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I like how we all get to give our professional advice to Bunz's fictional problems all the time, it makes us feel important!


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Funny thing is that this is an actual on going issue. Remember previous post of attractive female coworker.

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 04:55

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Funny thing is that this is an actual on going issue. Remember previous post of attractive female coworker.

 

If you said it on the internet, it must be true.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:07

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Funny thing is that this is an actual on going issue. Remember previous post of attractive female coworker.

 

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Tell her you're a virgin, problem solved ;)


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:10

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Bunz has me on steam. Still waiting on the wiminz to arrive. I don't know if that is DLC or....

 

LOL I didn't really understand what you meant here hubbie. You got him on steam and then you are waiting for the women but then what?


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:19

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If you said it on the internet, it must be true.

 

i-saw-it-on-the-internet-so-it-must-be-r


#56
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:24

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LOL I didn't really understand what you meant here hubbie. You got him on steam and then you are waiting for the women but then what?

 

I think he meant this steam

 

steamlogo4.jpg

 

Not the steam produced in the following:

 

Spoiler

 

I'm probably wrong.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:29

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I think he meant this steam

 

steamlogo4.jpg

 

Not the steam produced in the following:

 

Spoiler

 

I'm probably wrong.

 

 

Ahahaha yeah I caught up on that one well enough lol, it was the DLC part I didn't get, cause what did he mean?? He was on Steam (the app), waiting for the women to show up and they were gonna play DLC?? What's DLC?? For which game??

 

Spoiler


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#58
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:32

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There was this woman who was interested in me once but I wasn't interested in her.

 

Want to know how I solved the problem?

 

I invited her around for dinner, stabbed her until she was dead and then ate her raw brain on a plate. I had forgot to tell her that she was the dinner otherwise I don't think she would have come.

 

I then cut her body into little pieces and buried them across my whole neighbourhood.

 

Want to know the funniest part? She's reported as missing and no one suspects a thing. Meanwhile you guys will just think "oh it's EP, he regularly says creepy **** like this but it's not true, he's even writing this part to make us think maybe he's telling the truth but he's not" and not suspect me either. It's so hilarious!


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#59
Sigma Tauri
Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:40

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Spoiler

 

That's probably going to be the first screen of the DLC Turing's talking about.

 

Steam Holiday Sale Day 10. $9.99 $1.99 -80% Steamy Wiminz DLC.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:52

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That's probably going to be the first screen of the DLC Turing's talking about.

 

Steam Holiday Sale Day 10. $9.99 $1.99 -80% Steamy Wiminz DLC.

 

Ahhhh I still have no clue what it is but at least I now know he's talking about a game lolol :P


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 05:58

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Bunz has me on steam. Still waiting on the wiminz to arrive. I don't know if that is DLC or....

 

Requires a subscription.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 06:23

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Ahhhh I still have no clue what it is but at least I now know he's talking about a game lolol :P


I have only eyes for you my wife <3<3<3

Oh yes, I have Bunz on steam. However, still no wiminz. I was wonderi the if they are maybe part of the steam sale?

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 06:33

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I like you bunz, but these threads are getting redundant. 


#64
Riven326
Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 06:37

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I encounter a particular woman who I cannot seem to deter. I've ignored her advances, told her lets stay friends, and even said she is just not my type. I don't know how else to get the point across that I'm just not interested.
She's pretty, just not my type.

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Seriously though... just tell her you're gay.


#65
NeonFlux117
Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 06:41

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Seriously though... just tell her you're gay.

 

Wait....... No one ever told me Ray Rice was in a video game!?!?!?


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 06:47

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"Now I'm a Asexual Pansexual beast. Now I'm a Capitalist Communist scum. Also I'm really a misogynist sexist villain."


#67
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 07:02

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Just say no.

 

Choose one of these.

 

Spoiler

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 07:39

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I have only eyes for you my wife <3<3<3

Oh yes, I have Bunz on steam. However, still no wiminz. I was wonderi the if they are maybe part of the steam sale?

 

Phew!! I was about to wup your ass hubbie!! Couldn't decide in ma head if I should do dat or nottttt! But goooood, all is goooood <3


#69
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 07:50

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Tell her you post on the BSN.


What........have you done!?

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 08:00

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"Now I'm a Asexual Pansexual beast. Now I'm a Capitalist Communist scum. Also I'm really a misogynist sexist villain."


Lmaoooo... Wat

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 08:01

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Phew!! I was about to wup your ass hubbie!! Couldn't decide in ma head if I should do dat or nottttt! But goooood, all is goooood <3


<3 I would actually fear for the women tbh.

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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 08:16

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Lmaoooo... Wat

 

One should add nuke to the fire so the result can be more effective.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 08:52

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Ahahaha yeah I caught up on that one well enough lol, it was the DLC part I didn't get, cause what did he mean?? He was on Steam (the app), waiting for the women to show up and they were gonna play DLC?? What's DLC?? For which game??

Spoiler


I think the poster was implying that adding TheBunz to his Steam account was supposed to result in women hitting on him. He was expressing his dismay, asking if he had to buy the DLC in order to get the perk of having women show up.

It's funny, because Steam is an app where you can purchase and download games and other applications. Even though he only added TheBunz as a friend, he made the humorous implication that TheBunz was, instead, a software application where one gets all sorts of women, just like TheBunz does.



Also, explaining a joke to a high level of detail makes said joke funnier by at LEAST two statistical degrees of separation. That's just science.
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#74
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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 08:57

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Tell her to come post on the BSN and we'll say no for you.

 

There is no possible way that we'll be anything but perfect gentlemen about it.


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Posté 23 décembre 2014 - 09:20

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I think the poster was implying that adding TheBunz to his Steam account was supposed to result in women hitting on him. He was expressing his dismay, asking if he had to buy the DLC in order to get the perk of having women show up.

It's funny, because Steam is an app where you can purchase and download games and other applications. Even though he only added TheBunz as a friend, he made the humorous implication that TheBunz was, instead, a software application where one gets all sorts of women, just like TheBunz does.



Also, explaining a joke to a high level of detail makes said joke funnier by at LEAST two statistical degrees of separation. That's just science.

 

LOL I don't always get those English jokes, thanks for explaining it to me hahaha :P


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