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[Eterna]

So honestly I'm just posting this because I need to vent my frustration somewhere about my non-existent love life. 

 

There has been this guy who was coming into my work for a while now, we started talking quite a bit and he would even surprise me by bringing my coffee. He was very feminine looking, almost to the point of being fairy like and there was zero doubt in my or my coworkers head that he was gay.

 

With this in mind I decided to pursue him, I managed to snag his number and for the next few days we'd talk at length for hours, I found we were very similar and we shared many of the same interests and likes. I finally got up the nerve to ask him out and to my great joy I succeeded, he said yes to hanging out with me! All seems well and good right? Well, while planning out our get together i started to notice that something was off, he wasn't treating our plans like a date so I decided to clarify and just outright say that I was asking him on a date.

 

He then told me that he would have to decline and that he misunderstood, he was actually straight and he was really sorry. I simply typed back "well ****". I aint even sad about it, I'm just sitting here in disbelief going "no ****** way". This guy is far gayer than I am, there is no way my gaydar can be this ****. I assume that he must be a closet case because there is simply no way, everything about him is gay, but whatever, that is irrelevant. 

 

Seriously though world, toss me a freaking bone. 

[wolfhowwl]

Have you been drinking tonight?

[Eterna]

Have you been drinking tonight?

 

No, I'm just angry with no one to vent to. Writing this **** makes me feel better. 

[spinachdiaper]

It could be worse, I scare off all the ladies just by walking in the door and the only females that have had interest in me are white trash hills have eyes mutant mothers with enough kids to start a daycare.

[Eterna]

It could be worse, I scare off all the ladies just by walking in the door and the only females that have had interest in me are white trash hills have eyes mutant mothers with enough kids to start a daycare.

 

At least with girls you have a chance, however slim. For me 90% of guys are zero chance by default. 

[Inquisitor Recon]

Is this guy Tarek?

[Eterna]

Is this guy Tarek?

 

I'm sorry, who? 

[spinachdiaper]

At least with girls you have a chance, however slim. For me 90% of guys are zero chance by default. 

Yeah I kinda have to pass on my chances since it would be like getting busy with the sarlacc pit or slathering up BBQ sauce and while being buried alive by trash in a Jersey shore landfill

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

>tfw no bf thread

[Eterna]

>tfw no bf thread

 

It was like life teased me with a small glimmer of hope and then yanked it away. 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

If only girls would talk to you like this...

[mybudgee]

So... you are gay & he's not? Or what?

 

[Eterna]

So... you are gay & he's not? Or what?

 

 

I am gay he is not. There was zero doubt in my mind that he wasn't gay, both because of his actions towards me and the way he carried himself. 

[spinachdiaper]

Courtship is too complicated. Why can't it work like Klingons or animals, then again it's likely just me and everyone else is doing it like rabbits.

[Dominus]

It's something that's not always easy to tell. One of my friends doesn't really have feminine qualities, but is indeed gay. I guess the guy you were looking for was also an exception to the "rule". Sorry, bro. If only the world had a more accurate Gaydar.

[Eterna]

It's something that's not always easy to tell. One of my friends doesn't really have feminine qualities, but is indeed gay. I guess the guy you were looking for was also an exception to the "rule". Sorry, bro. If only the world had a more accurate Gaydar.

 

We should all wear rainbow stamps so I know. 

[Inquisitor Recon]

Somebody please kill me with a hammer if I ever make a thread about my complete lack of a love life on BSN, way too many of such threads lately.

[mybudgee]

 

[Eterna]

Somebody please kill me with a hammer if I ever make a thread about my complete lack of a love life on BSN, way too many of such threads lately.

 

Join me in sexual depravity. 

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Somebody please kill me with a hammer if I ever make a thread about my complete lack of a love life on BSN, way too many of such threads lately.

 

Predicting a Recon >tfw no qt pony gf thread before the year is over.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Join me in sexual depravity. 

Nope.

[AutumnWitch]