Hey, it could have been way worse. I know a lot of people who would sock gay people who advance on them.
Brutish and uncivilized, I know.
Hey, it could have been way worse. I know a lot of people who would sock gay people who advance on them.
Brutish and uncivilized, I know.
Is this guy Tarek?
Can't be. Tarek's dead and he ain't coming back.
Please tell me how someone can survive a bullet into the back of the brain? If he somehow did survive that and was simply put into a coma, he got buried in a coffin and has been underground since October. If he survived, he would have died of starvation or oxygen deprivation shortly after being buried.
Let's be scientific and real here guys.
Somebody please kill me with a hammer if I ever make a thread about my complete lack of a love life on BSN, way too many of such threads lately.
Somebody please kill me with a hammer if I ever make a thread about my complete lack of a love life on BSN, way too many of such threads lately.
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Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Is this guy Tarek?
no silly, this guy is TheBunz
If there's one thing that doesn't attract people (gay, straight, or anything) it's self-pity.
Learn to be happy as a single person. Don't do it because you think it will get you a mate (it won't.) Do it because it's good for you, and because not doing it is just going to leave you miserable.
As I a guy who has been on hit on by guys who thought i was gay, I have to say the how you act is not what your sexuality is. You did nothing wrong but you do need to check.
Well, good luck finding another fish.
Did he say "Oh Daddy" to you? Did you also mention you're the pitcher, and his eyes widened? If not, you misunderstood.
I'm kinda sad that guys never hit on me. I'm not gay, but it would still be nice, you know? What, am I not handsome enough, or something? (Totally bullsh*t, I'm effin' gorgeous. Ask your grandma.) Ya'll gay dudes be hurtin' my feelings.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
So honestly I'm just posting this because I need to vent my frustration somewhere about my non-existent love life.
There has been this guy who was coming into my work for a while now, we started talking quite a bit and he would even surprise me by bringing my coffee. He was very feminine looking, almost to the point of being fairy like and there was zero doubt in my or my coworkers head that he was gay.
With this in mind I decided to pursue him, I managed to snag his number and for the next few days we'd talk at length for hours, I found we were very similar and we shared many of the same interests and likes. I finally got up the nerve to ask him out and to my great joy I succeeded, he said yes to hanging out with me! All seems well and good right? Well, while planning out our get together i started to notice that something was off, he wasn't treating our plans like a date so I decided to clarify and just outright say that I was asking him on a date.
He then told me that he would have to decline and that he misunderstood, he was actually straight and he was really sorry. I simply typed back "well ****". I aint even sad about it, I'm just sitting here in disbelief going "no ****** way". This guy is far gayer than I am, there is no way my gaydar can be this ****. I assume that he must be a closet case because there is simply no way, everything about him is gay, but whatever, that is irrelevant.
Seriously though world, toss me a freaking bone.
I recommend taking a break from gay and nailing a woman.
I mean, hey, you see women taking a break from men and nailing a woman all the time. View it as a rebound.
I'm just planning on getting a lot of cats, seems to be the thing for single women to do.
Guest_TrillClinton_*
I'm just planning on getting a lot of cats, seems to be the thing for single women to do.
I'm just planning on getting a lot of cats, seems to be the thing for single women to do.
We have five cats. I could hook you up with a starter set...
Yes, please

Join me in sexual depravity.
Cats are gross
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Cats are gross
OP, more and more men are becoming effeminate. This is the future. Xenoestrogens and what not.
Can't be. Tarek's dead and he ain't coming back.
Please tell me how someone can survive a bullet into the back of the brain? If he somehow did survive that and was simply put into a coma, he got buried in a coffin and has been underground since October. If he survived, he would have died of starvation or oxygen deprivation shortly after being buried.
Let's be scientific and real here guys.
He's dead? Did ISIS get him?
If there's one thing that doesn't attract people (gay, straight, or anything) it's self-pity.
Learn to be happy as a single person. Don't do it because you think it will get you a mate (it won't.) Do it because it's good for you, and because not doing it is just going to leave you miserable.
Metrosexuals are not the future, they're hipsters and the end of civilization.OP, more and more men are becoming effeminate. This is the future. Xenoestrogens and what not.
He's dead? Did ISIS get him?
OP, more and more men are becoming effeminate. This is the future. Xenoestrogens and what not.
Not THIS man!! I am one of the last manly men!
*books appt to have car repaired, puts laptop back in purse*
Woaaah slow down David gaydar, just because someone looks gay doesn't mean they are gay. I mean have you met my dad?
You have assumed a lot, I am perfectly content being alone, I'm not wallowing in self pity either.
I never said you were wallowing in self pity. However, I did assume you were not content being alone.
Because of this:
So honestly I'm just posting this because I need to vent my frustration somewhere about my non-existent love life.
And this:
Seriously though world, toss me a freaking bone.
Neither of which are things that someone who is "perfectly content being alone" would say to random strangers in a forum.
I gave you sound advice based on what you said in your opening post. It's up to you if you want to get upset with me for it, or if you want to take it to heart.