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[Artichoke]

I was thinking the options would be more limited being that female Dwares are short, stocky, overweight, and ugly looking with freakishly weird looking long arms.

I imagine that being a female Dwarf you're much more likely to be friendzoned by the likes of Cullen and Blackwall.

[Mr.House]

Cullen will not romance a human or elf, Solas only romances a elf. Everyone else does not care as long as you are the gender they are attracted too.

[Artichoke]

So Cullen only likes Qunari and Dwarves?  That doesn't make any sense.

I always figured Solas was asexual.

[Chernaya]

Hi Artichoke.

[Battlebloodmage]

lol, long time no see, good to see you haven't been banned yet. I wonder how many will take this thread seriously.

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

 

It seems like everyone with Ser Jory avatar is a troll.

[Artichoke]

This is a serious thread.  I'm planning on completing a playthrough as a female character eventually even though it is very hard to take a female inquisitor seriously sometimes.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

As a Female Dwarf, you are able to have heterosexual relationships with Rainier and The Iron Bull. 

[RenAdaar]

This is a serious thread.  I'm planning on completing a playthrough as a female character eventually even though it is very hard to take a female inquisitor seriously sometimes.

 

 

Anyway Cullen will only romance elves and humans. IB and Blackwall will romance all the races. So if you want to play a straight female dwarf IB and Blackwall are your options.

[Panda]

Ugly looking? Someone hasn't met Scout Harding..

[Chernaya]

This is a serious thread.

 

This should be your slogan!

[SardaukarElite]

It seems like everyone with Ser Jory avatar is a troll.

 

Well Ser Jory was kind of a troll.

[GameBoyish]

 

And your ex is kinda hot. Glad you guys broke up.

MORE FOR MEEEEEEEEE

[Duelist]

This is a serious thread. I'm planning on completing a playthrough as a female character eventually even though it is very hard to take a female inquisitor seriously sometimes.

[veeia]

Nope. No men or women will touch dwarves, as they have no attractive qualities whatsoever. I mean they look like short humans! Preposterous.

And if you play as a female character, you have to constantly make sandwiches for Cullen ( while he glares at you for being ugly, if you're not human) in order to gain influence.

I'm glad Bioware introduced this realism, personally, and didn't try to cater to the "actual diversity of human experience and attraction." That'd be weird, and selling out.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Jory! Where have you been?! I've missed your taste in sexism very much. 

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Considering your posts, your ex is better off. 

[Lady Artifice]

Artichoke! I was wondering if you'd gotten banned yet.

 

I bet they gave you a warning...They did, didn't they?

[Lady Artifice]

Jory! Where have you been?! I've missed your taste in sexism very much. 

 

 

He's got new material this time, too! Much more explicit. 

 

"I have a hard time taking female Inquisitor's seriously"

 

I mean, eh, his last troll thread had a quality almost bordering on subtlety, so he needed to change things up and get super in your face with it. 

[KaiserShep]

It's hard to stay mad at Ser Jory's face. Even his goatee looks nervous.

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Artichoke! I was wondering if you'd gotten banned yet.

 

I bet they gave you a warning...They did, didn't they?

 

Oh, he totally did. That is why he hasn't been around a while. 

[Artichoke]

My ex was NOT hot other than having an above average set of tatas.  That pic is about as good looking as she gets since she's really made up, you can't see how bad her acne actually is.  She had really fat, stupid looking thighs too and after and during sex she would do this weird shaking thing that made it look like she was having a seizure, it was funny as Hell.

[Duelist]

Oh, he totally did. That is why he hasn't been around a while.

His threads do have a way of bringing people together though.

[LightningPoodle]

Any enjoyment I get from this guy is being slowly diminished by his consistent sexism.

 

[veeia]

It is sort of a low level sexism that's so boring it is grating. I agree. He could step it up and it would be more amusing, but I mean, baby steps. All things require practice, even trolling.