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[Lulupab]

She just needs a hug. And a nice big Shemlen with chest hair like the Korcari Wilds and a savage lust more wild than an Avvar kidnapping his future bride.

 

Eyes so blue that they pierce her soul and make her knees weak. Strong arms that sweep her off her feet and a rugged beard that brushes against her neck as I whisper into her ear and say, "Come to my castle, my little elven minx."

 

 

MMMM

 

LOL! Not sure about eye color but Marric did exactly what you said to Fiona. She even popped out Alistair for him. I think now we know where Alistair gets his looks, definitely his mother.

[Colonelkillabee]

LOL! Not sure about eye color but Marric did exactly what you said to Fiona. She even popped out Alistair for him. I think now we know where Alistair gets his looks, definitely his mother.

Yep, my man Maric had good taste, lol.

 

Now I feel bad about leaving her to Cornflakes in my current playthrough... oh well, my OTP is Cassandra and Conan Trevelyan.

[Lulupab]

I definitely would have liked the option to flirt lol. She has been single since Maric which is a lot, she should be craving already   But at least Fiona is quite relevant to the story. She says something different every time you finish a main quest because she is literally is or has been part of everything. Grey wardens, court intrigues, she is an elf etc... Barris is a very nice guy but its a shame he is a bit irrelevant to what's happening in Thedas. He is just leading the Templars.

[Master Warder Z_]

People who can't think under pressure probably shouldn't be leaders

This a definitive fact of history.

[Br3admax]

She just needs a hug. And a nice big Shemlen with chest hair like the Korcari Wilds and a savage lust more wild than an Avvar kidnapping his future bride.

 

Eyes so blue that they pierce her soul and make her knees weak. Strong arms that sweep her off her feet and a rugged beard that brushes against her neck as I whisper into her ear and say, "Come to my castle, my little elven minx."

 

 

MMMM

No, what she needs is a garden and a ten year long slide into a dementia related death, that's besides the one I kindly gave her at Haven. 

[errantknight]

LOL! Not sure about eye color but Marric did exactly what you said to Fiona. She even popped out Alistair for him. I think now we know where Alistair gets his looks, definitely his mother.

If that was the case, he and Cailen wouldn't have looked almost identical. Cailen had a longer jaw and that was about the only difference.

[Lulupab]

If that was the case, he and Cailen wouldn't have looked almost identical. Cailen had a longer jaw and that was about the only difference.

 

Genetics don't apply much in Thedas or video games in general. They can't be very accurate. Besides Jaw is pretty much the prime factor in how a man looks like. And he actually has Fiona's Jaw.

[Lulupab]

No, what she needs is a garden and a ten year long slide into a dementia related death, that's besides the one I kindly gave her at Haven. 

 

You do realize death in combat with zero comments and reactions by anyone around you is the most snowflake death possible right? The counterpart is Commander Denam which you can behead yourself. In comparison...

[Colonelkillabee]

No, what she needs is a garden and a ten year long slide into a dementia related death, that's besides the one I kindly gave her at Haven. 

Sounds like the plot to the Notebook.

 

I have a garden... reminds me of the Witcher and that forest of naked fornicating elves Philipa can conjure, lol. I can get down with that.

 

I'll make her sing the entire chant of light, lol.

[EmissaryofLies]

She should have died at the Conclave. Her existence in Inquisition was petty and vindictive.

[Dark Helmet]

No, what she needs is a garden and a ten year long slide into a dementia related death, that's besides the one I kindly gave her at Haven. 

 

Well yeah in a perfect world.

 

As is I'll settle for finally ending one of the biggest annoyances in DA.

 

She dies, Adrian is apparently already gone, Celene dies, and Briala dies.

 

DAI knew just how to make me happy!

[Colonelkillabee]

She should have died at the Conclave. Her existence in Inquisition was petty and vindictive.

Why you gotta hate on this face, bruh?

 

 

Dumb chicks need luv too

 

Like Merrill

[Master Warder Z_]

She should have died at the Conclave. Her existence in Inquisition was petty and vindictive.

Yup.

[EmissaryofLies]

Why you gotta hate on this face, bruh?

 

Dumb chicks need luv too

 

Like Merrill

 

She needs to not exist after the events of Asunder.

 

Better for her to die off screen than the crucifixion of character that the writers ordained. 

 

Going to stop discussing it now; it just pisses me off whenever I think about it.

[Dark Helmet]

Yup.

 

At least this mistake can be corrected.

 

I take solace in that.

[Br3admax]

Why you gotta hate on this face, bruh?

 

 

Dumb chicks need luv too

 

Like Merrill

It's like not even that attractive, man. Even for a video game character it's pretty meh. Maric must have been high on deep mushrooms. 

[Dark Helmet]

It's like not even that attractive, man. Even for a video game character it's pretty meh. Maric must have been high on deep mushrooms. 

 

He had that weird elf fetish going on tbh.

 

"Pointed ears? Hot damn I'm in!"

[Colonelkillabee]

She needs to not exist after the events of Asunder.

 

Better for her to die off screen than the crucifixion of character that the writers ordained. 

 

Going to stop discussing it now; it just pisses me off whenever I think about it.

 

Lol, you know, Fiona pissed me off too, and I made the occasional joke about judging and killing her after Redcliffe... but man, lol. I certainly wasn't serious.

 

Don't get me wrong, I conscripted her ass in a second, and I laugh every time it says Vivienne roflestomps her crew later in that setup. But I can't do that myself or wish that on her in reality. Anger's a lot of work, so I reserve it for people that really deserve it. Like, Leliana, haha.

 

But Fiona? Eh, she's got more balls than half those ***** ass templars, so I can't be too mad at her. Besides, lovin's much more fun than being mangry

[Colonelkillabee]

It's like not even that attractive, man. Even for a video game character it's pretty meh. Maric must have been high on deep mushrooms. 

I'm not picky I guess. I think the standards of beauty set in media's rather bullshit anyway for the most part. I prefer cute to "hot".

[Lulupab]

She should have died at the Conclave. Her existence in Inquisition was petty and vindictive.

 

yes because the game is made to satisfy you alone.

[EmissaryofLies]

yes because the game is made to satisfy you alone.

 

Strawman.

[Lulupab]

Strawman.

 

Ditto.

[TK514]

It's like not even that attractive, man. Even for a video game character it's pretty meh. Maric must have been high on deep mushrooms. 

 

 

He had that weird elf fetish going on tbh.

 

"Pointed ears? Hot damn I'm in!"

 

If he didn't bang someone not named Rowan every so often, his Rod of Lordly Might stopped working.  FiFi just happened to be in the right place at the right time when he needed a recharge.

[Hellion Rex]

FiFi

Diet Coke meet laptop

[Colonelkillabee]

For some reason, when I think of Fiona, I picture me giving her the eye and making her blush while sipping on wine from across a ballroom while this is playing in the back: