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[TeraBat]

No, that's considered heresy and treason.

 

You should be looking for ways to kill those filthy Qunari spies, not bedding them.

 

Hmm... is it still heresy and treason if you're a dwarf? As far as I know, Orzammar and Kal-Sharok don't have any beef with Par Vollen; and dwarves aren't Andrastian. 

[OHB MajorV]

No, that's considered heresy and treason.

You should be looking for ways to kill those filthy Qunari spies, not bedding them.

I mean he has some Khal Drogo esq qualities, just too much humor, can't fault me for asking.

[Rannik]

Hmm... is it still heresy and treason if you're a dwarf? As far as I know, Orzammar and Kal-Sharok don't have any beef with Par Vollen; and dwarves aren't Andrastian. 

 

Not being Andastrian is not an option, filthy heretic.

 

Ya'll shorties need Andraste.

[Gaesesagai]

Ok so say I'm more the dominant type and romance bull, is that considered taking the bull by the horns?

Spoiler

had to ask

 

When I first found out IB is available for guys... and saw those horns... that's the exact image that popped in my mind (grabbing the horns I mean lol)...

I'm a horrible person... 

[OHB MajorV]

When I first found out IB is available for guys... and saw those horns... that's the exact image that popped in my mind (grabbing the horns I mean lol)...
I'm a horrible person...

Full disclosure I'm completely heterosexual and thought the same thing, so no harm no foul.

[TeraBat]

...and? I don't see what you're asking.

Take a look at my previous post, I edited it to give a glimpse at what I'm imagining.

And it's a shame that you have no interest in actually discussing the topic and are more interested in "poking" someone. That's what prompted my initial statement.

 

Because having a baby with a flighty, thieving pirate; a blood mage elven pariah; a broody ex-slave with anger issues; or a terrorist abomination is better than a childless gay relationship? Hell, Mama Hawke should probably go to a Hawke in a hetero relationship and make absolutely sure Hawke is using protection. 

 

Mama Hawke may want grandchildren, but at least she's self-aware enough to know that her personal desires for grandkids don't trump Hawke's right to live his/her life as they choose. She respects her adult child as an actual adult, and would never try and pressure her kid to do something s/he wasn't ready for. Not to mention, having a baby because your mom wants grandkids is pretty dang near the top of the list of Horrible Reasons to Have Children. 

[Rannik]

Full disclosure I'm completely heterosexual and thought the same thing, so no harm no foul.

 

Stop shoving your heterosexuality down my throat please.

[OHB MajorV]

Stop shoving your heterosexuality down my throat please.

Wait isn't that exactly......never mind.

[Battlebloodmage]

Ok so say I'm more the dominant type and romance bull, is that considered taking the bull by the horns?

Spoiler

had to ask

That's the breaking point for Iron Bull since he's the dominant type. You can ask about it, and if you disagree, you guys will break up.

[OHB MajorV]

That's the breaking point for Iron Bull since he's the dominant type. You can ask about it, and if you disagree, you guys will break up.

Seriously? Now I'm making a gay quizzy just to see.

[(Disgusted noise.)]

As far homosexual male relations go:

 

Kaidan > Cortez > Theron Shan > Blooming Rose's Dwarf > Anders >>>>>>> Zevran > Fenris > Dorian >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Iron Bull (eww Qunari).

 

Everyone knows that.

Just for fun:

 

Dorian > Kaidan >>> Anders >>>>> Zevran >>>>> Fenris > Steve >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bull

 

I've never played any of their Star Wars stuff, so I can't comment on Theron.

[TeraBat]

I can just imagine how that conversation with Mama Hawke would go. You know, where she "questions" your "homosexual lifestyle." 

 

Leandra: Darling, I've noticed you've had [Same Sex Lover of Your Choice] move in; and it hasn't escaped my notice that they sleep in your room. 

 

Hawke (blushing): I'm sorry if we've been keeping you awake, Mother. I'll tell [Same Sex Lover of My Choice] that we need to be more discreet. 

 

Leandra: No, love it's not that. You see, I've always wanted grandchildern. And with Carver [dead/a Templar/a Grey Warden] and poor Bethany [dead/in the Circle/a Grey Warden], you're my only hope. 

 

Hawke: Goodness, Mother! You are absolutely correct! I hadn't thought about how my romances were selfishly interfering with your right to be a grandmother. Though I'm rather in love with [Partner], I will dump them post-haste and find someone whom I don't love and who may not love me to have children with. That's how much I love you, Mother! 

 

A better scenario: 

 

Leandra: Darling, I've noticed you've had [Opposite Sex Lover of Your Choice] move in; and it hasn't escaped my notice that they sleep in your room. 

 

Hawke (blushing): I'm sorry if we've been keeping you awake, Mother. I'll tell [Opposite Sex Lover of My Choice] that we need to be more discreet. 

 

Leandra: No, love it's not that. You know I want grandchildren, and I do think your lover is a delightful person. But, one hears things... I just want to make sure you're being safe.

[TeraBat]

Who mentioned having a baby because their mom wants grandkids?

And going to have to disagree with you: Fenris definitely doesn't have anger issues.

 

Now you're just f*cking with me. 

[(Disgusted noise.)]

I can just imagine how that conversation with Mama Hawke would go. You know, where she "questions" your "homosexual lifestyle." 

 

Leandra: Darling, I've noticed you've had [Same Sex Lover of Your Choice] move in; and it hasn't escaped my notice that they sleep in your room. 

 

Hawke (blushing): I'm sorry if we've been keeping you awake, Mother. I'll tell [Same Sex Lover of My Choice] that we need to be more discreet. 

 

Leandra: No, love it's not that. You see, I've always wanted grandchildern. And with Carver [dead/a Templar/a Grey Warden] and poor Bethany [dead/in the Circle/a Grey Warden], you're my only hope. 

 

Hawke: Goodness, Mother! You are absolutely correct! I hadn't thought about how my romances were selfishly interfering with your right to be a grandmother. Though I'm rather in love with [Partner], I will dump them post-haste and find someone whom I don't love and who may not love me to have children with. That's how much I love you, Mother! 

 

A better scenario: 

 

Leandra: Darling, I've noticed you've had [Same Sex Lover of Your Choice] move in; and it hasn't escaped my notice that they sleep in your room. 

 

Hawke (blushing): I'm sorry if we've been keeping you awake, Mother. I'll tell [Same Sex Lover of My Choice] that we need to be more discreet. 

 

Leandra: No, love it's not that. You know I want grandchildren, and I do think your lover is a delightful person. But, one hears things... I just want to make sure you're being safe.

And then she's murdered during the pregnancy.

[Battlebloodmage]

Seriously? Now I'm making a gay quizzy just to see.

Yup, after sex, you can ask him about it, and he says something like you need someone to take charge in the bedroom since you always take command with the inquisition. If you disagree, you will break up. 

[TeraBat]

And then she's murdered during the pregnancy.

 

i know! There's just no way for Hawke to win on 'Making sure Mama Hawke becomes a grandmother, like she always wanted!' 

 

Might as well engage in some recreational sex, then. 

[Battlebloodmage]

Just for fun:

 

Dorian > Kaidan >>> Anders >>>>> Zevran >>>>> Fenris > Steve >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bull

 

I've never played any of their Star Wars stuff, so I can't comment on Theron.

Why the hate on Iron Bull? His romance is pretty fun.

 

Mine would be:

 

Kaidan>Theron>Anders>IronBull>Fenris>Zevran>Steve>Dorian.

[Sully13]

great to see this is going well.

[TeraBat]

Nonserious response: you f*cked with me first .

But I'm actually not. If you approach it logically, Leandra is actually asking whether Hawke will or not, and giving Hawke the chance to talk about Hawke's feelings on the issue. It's a little bit of...wait for it...role-playing.

By the same token, isn't Varric (and a couple other people I don't remember) asking whether Hawke wants to go back to Ferelden, basically forcing Hawke to go back because Varric/whoever else wants them to? The same logic is being used, and it isn't (logic).

 

By your same token, Mama Hawke should ask the same questions of a hetero Hawk romance which hasn't produced children. Or a Hawke romance with Fenris or Merill, since that would result in elf-blooded children. Or a romance with Anders, since that would be bringing more magic into the Amell line and see how well that's gone for the family line. Or a romance with Isabella, since pirates tend not to make good parents. 

 

I'd be more okay with such a scenario if Mama Hawke questioned your romance no matter who you ended up with in whatever gender pairing; the same way Wynne always has reservations about who your Warden gets involved with. 

 

But that's not your beef. Your initial beef is that BioWare is refusing to 'question the homosexual lifestyle', which you equate to recreational sex without realizing that there's a metric crapton of recreational hetero sex already going on in the DAverse. 

[(Disgusted noise.)]

Why the hate on Iron Bull? His romance is pretty fun.

 

Mine would be:

 

Kaidan>Theron>Anders>IronBull>Fenris>Zevran>Steve>Dorian.

I'm really not into his 'I know what you need better than you do' schtick. I generally have a problem with people who feel the compulsion to inform me what my thoughts and feelings are.

[sandalisthemaker]

Not being Andastrian is not an option, filthy heretic.

 

Ya'll shorties need Andraste.

 

Them's fightin' words.