There must be 200 threads on these forums based on the theme of "I personally don't like doing X, so why oh why is it in the game to torment me?"
I didn't know there were so many completionists amongst the Bioware fanbase. In service to their holy cause, I propose the following ritual curse:
"Curse you, Bioware, for forcing me to do every optional side quest in the game! A thousand slow cuts, Bioware, for compelling me to return the lost druffalo to the farm! A heap of carrion on your bottles of Thedas! A festering bath of maggots on your drapery selections! On your shards! Your songs! I want only one simple path, which I MUST be able to fully and comprehensibly complete! Because DA2 had limited content, all future Bioware games must be similarly limited and fully completable in 25 hours! Because of your failure to understand my needs, this is the worst game ever!"
There, I feel like I've done a great service to the community. You're welcome.





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