Don't worry EP is open minded for the lesbian gurls too. He can cross dress if it helps. EP don't mind, EP be into those rusty spiky whips and chains too.
So Eternal when you get into defensive mechanism you start writing in third person lol. ''take notes''
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
OH YEA this thread has picked up again!!!!
Guest_E-Ro_*
Im just glad we managed to avoid a major scuffle here. That could have got ugly fast.
I love you all tho. Equally.
You better watch yourself or you will be banned for excuses like Abusive Behaviour, Inappropriate Language and Sexual Harassment. Mods show no mercy these days.
Well I did get warned the other day for posting a pic of a Space Marine chopping some pony character from MLP in half...
(Although maybe that was because it was too graphic for these forums rather than Bioware mods all being secret bronies....)
EP's days be numbered folks! 
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
Well I did get warned the other day for posting a pic of a Space Marine chopping some pony character from MLP in half...
(Although maybe that was because it was too graphic for these forums rather than Bioware mods all being secret bronies....)
EP's days be numbered folks!
Liked for the pony getting cut in half
We will lite a torch if you get banned.We should hold a summon to help you not get taken to the sun
Im just glad we managed to avoid a major scuffle here. That could have got ugly fast.
I love you all tho. Equally.
Yep. You guys ALL deserve a cookie for being calm & mature...
Liked for the pony getting cut in half
We will lite a torch if you get banned.We should hold a summon to help you not get taken to the sun
Don't worry, I've got an insider in the moderation team. He'd warn me in advance if the others were going to ban me... 
(not sure what I could do though, maybe go out spamming Space marines killing Pinkie Pie or something across the whole forum lol)
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Yep. You guys ALL deserve a cookie for being calm & mature...
To hell with everybody.those cookies are MINEEEEEE
Don't worry, I've got an insider in the moderation team. He'd warn me in advance if the others were going to ban me...
(not sure what I could do though, maybe go out spamming Space marines killing Pinkie Pie or something across the whole forum lol)
Damn thats awesome.wont lie im kind of jealous.Back in my days under my other handle, but i "Calmed" down.that would have come in handy
Eternal Phoenix likes the pretty ladies of all different sizes (except fat, sorry fat gurls), slim ladies, average sized ladies, curvaceous ladies, tattoo'd, non-tattoo'd, pierced in those places (if you know what I mean *eyebrow wiggle*), non-pierced, dyed hair (except green, sorry green haired dyed gurls), gingers, brunettes, redheads, blondes, black haired, different skin colours, English ladies, American ladies, European ladies, Mediterranean ladies, some Asian ladies, flat chested, small boobs, medium sized boobs, big boobs, short hair, long hair etc etc etc....
Seboist should be more like EP. Many tattoo'd ladies EP has met have been extremely polite and well spoken so you can't judge by a bit of skin art.
I mean at the end of the day, a girl just needs a good personality and pretty face for me. Only extremely skinny or fat would put me off.
* still forever alone though
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Good of you to not be thirsty enough to chubby chase. Personally, I'd sooner deal with tats, purple hair and weird piercings than double chins, sagging triceps and a large gut.
Nah, I'm just a man with standards. If i see a dame with tats, non-ear piercings, non-natural color dyed hair(ex. blue or purple) or short hair, then she's disqualified on the spot.
Wow. I hit 3 out of 4 of those. And I have a tattoo appointment scheduled!
Women why...
Is dat ass so big?
All the ice cream went there.
I give this thread five more minutes before its closes. Good job guys... 
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I give this thread five more minutes before its closes. Good job guys...
Well that kind of was the point, when i rez threads.i expect them to get closed soon or within two days.that was my thing back on BSN.but everybody had good post.good thing i had to work today.or i would have flamed it wont lie
Good of you to not be thirsty enough to chubby chase. Personally, I'd sooner deal with tats, purple hair and weird piercings than double chins, sagging triceps and a large gut.
Are you saying I'm semi thirsty son?
I'll send you where Tarek's soul at!
You sound excited?I give this thread five more minutes before its closes. Good job guys...
You sound excited?
I am actually disappointed.
Guest_mikeucrazy_*
I'm just surprised no female community member has stated what they hate about men and how us males now a days are....yes theres plenty of things they "probably" like,love or tolerate but like Dr.Frasier Krane
WE'RE
Had to make the joke, it would have drove me but nutty if i didnt
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Nah, I'm just a man with standards. If i see a dame with tats, non-ear piercings, non-natural color dyed hair(ex. blue or purple) or short hair, then she's disqualified on the spot.
I feel you on the unnatural colored hair, at least. Everything else tho... nah. Different strokes for different folks.
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
I didn't feel insulted by his post...... rather that he was trying to explain his taste in women in a clumsy fashion. O.o
People who believe that appearances play no role when choosing a partner are kidding themselves. I would not enjoy being with a severely overweight man, just as much as I would not enjoy being with a man whose hair is longer than mine. No harm in admitting that there are things that turn you off.
Oh sh*t, someone who isn't bent out of shape over a lack of political correctness? Is this real?
Guest_Sienna_*
Oh sh*t, someone who isn't bent out of shape over a lack of political correctness? Is this real?
Nope, I am just a figment of your imagination!! *disappears in a haze of purple smoke*
Ok...I am actually disappointed.
Wow. I hit 3 out of 4 of those. And I have a tattoo appointment scheduled!
Alas, we just weren't meant to be.
I feel you on the unnatural colored hair, at least. Everything else tho... nah. Different strokes for different folks.
It's fortunate for you that you don't have to worry about Seb competition with pierced and tatted women.
I just found Seboist's dream girl:
Nah, I'm just a man with standards. If i see a dame with tats, non-ear piercings, non-natural color dyed hair(ex. blue or purple) or short hair, then she's disqualified on the spot.
I can totally understand the non-natural hair dye. I have never met a girl with non-natural hair color that wasn't [unique].
Piercings? Some girls can pull off a nose piercing. Other than that they are generally idiotic or crazy. Mostly agree.
Tattoos? Tough one. They're a 50-50. If it is something easily concealable and not stupid, I may overlook it.
And don't act like you won't LUV some hardcore bbw action, Sebo! 
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