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How strong of a drug did you put in the beer, OWA? I've been outside his place with the van for half an hour and he still hasn't passed out.
Women...why?
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#977
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:20
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Well I feel better about myself considering you just made me a sammich and got me a beer.
all thats left is getting her to clean your room and fixing,cleaning and making your bed.then she hits your for getting some crumbs from the sammich on the floor
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:24
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I doubt if anyone cares but remember when I said I was shooting above my weight, well I guess we are kind of going out now lol.
I am used to being alone and I am fine with it. This will be weird.
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:27
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I doubt if anyone cares but remember when I said I was shooting above my weight, well I guess we are kind of going out now lol.
I am used to being alone and I am fine with it. This will be weird.
i do remember that,twas only a moon ago, i read such time passed.as your consider yourself underweight.as i believed in you and thought you were actually the world heavyweight champion.for those of use who have been defeated,given up,don't care or just taking time to our selfs and becoming dog/cat people.you make us proud 
don't forget to ask if shes getting Steak or Lobster at Dinner.that means one of two things for the 3rd date
#980
Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:27
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Yes!! Tony knows me the best here, listen to him, no one can boss me around for real, that's the truth
Only if I allow it and that's very rare lol.
True, you are the boss of This forum.
Careful about bossing OWA. You'll end up in the harem.
OWA is bit like Aria, she is the boss, Queen if you are feeling Dramatic.
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:28
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all thats left is getting her to clean your room and fixing,cleaning and making your bed.then she hits your for getting some crumbs from the sammich on the floor
Hits me? It'd be the first time a woman has touched me in a LONG time.
How strong of a drug did you put in the beer, OWA? I've been outside his place with the van for half an hour and he still hasn't passed out.
lol man I am an alcoholic so she could lace the damn thing with 4 horse tranquilizers and I'd be cool.
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:29
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How strong of a drug did you put in the beer, OWA? I've been outside his place with the van for half an hour and he still hasn't passed out.
I drugged the whole thing man!! An elephant would have passed out immediately!! He should have been knocked out long time ago! Tony! Go inside and punch him!! NOW!!
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#983
Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:31
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i love you guys. Don't change.
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#984
Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:32
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I drugged the whole thing man!! An elephant would have passed out immediately!! He should have been knocked out long time ago! Tony! Go inside and punch him!! NOW!!
Depending on how good of a sammich you make, I'd take an ass kicking for ya
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:32
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True, you are the boss of This forum.
OWA is bit like Aria, she is the boss, Queen if you are feeling Dramatic.
You always say the nicest things and you always know what to say.
I like it a LOT, yay me the queen!! And boss
PS. I cant like your post, I'm out of likes still..
#986
Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:33
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I have a year on you OWA.
Respect your elders
Respect your elders
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:35
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I have a year on you OWA.
Respect your elders
What what what????
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#988
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:38
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I have a year on you OWA.
Respect your elders
Get'er
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:39
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Depending on how good of a sammich you make, I'd take an ass kicking for ya
This was almost a sweet thing to say lol
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:41
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This was almost a sweet thing to say lol
See! With your support I could ALMOST become a good guy
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:42
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Hits me? It'd be the first time a woman has touched me in a LONG time.
*SNIP*
Yeah women get pissed, when you make a mess of things.specially when they just cleaned
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:43
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i do remember that,twas only a moon ago, i read such time passed.as your consider yourself underweight.as i believed in you and thought you were actually the world heavyweight champion.for those of use who have been defeated,given up,don't care or just taking time to our selfs and becoming dog/cat people.you make us proud
I HAVE TO REP FOR THE MEAN STREETS OF MORTGONEMY COUNTY. FIND ME
#JEFFERSONCOUNTRYCLUBCRIPS
#993
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:43
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See! With your support I could ALMOST become a good guy
I see it!! I really really see it!! I will help you become a good guy! You will join my Harem and then you will be trained like the rest and eventually be rented out for cash! Yes! Yes! I like this idea
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:46
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I see it!! I really really see it!! I will help you become a good guy! You will join my Harem and then you will be trained like the rest and eventually be rented out for cash! Yes! Yes! I like this idea
1. I would only choose to stay in said harem if the sammich making was beyond exceptional
2. Sorry to burst your bubble but aint no one paying anything for me.
#995
Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:48
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If OWA is Aria the Pirate Queen, Maybe I am The Illusive Man. If so where is my Miranda?
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:50
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If OWA is Aria the Pirate Queen, Maybe I am The Illusive Man. If so where is my Miranda?
You think The Illusive Man tapped dat ass?
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#997
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:52
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If OWA is Aria the Pirate Queen, Maybe I am The Illusive Man. If so where is my Miranda?
Hey Miranda is better looking than Aria, I would rather wanna be Miranda lol.
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#998
Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:52
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You think The Illusive Man tapped dat ass?
what do you think?
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:53
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Hey Miranda is better looking than Aria, I would rather wanna be Miranda lol.
Hey Sexy, can you be my Miranda? and Can I be your Illusive man?
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Posté 07 février 2015 - 02:53
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1. I would only choose to stay in said harem if the sammich making was beyond exceptional
2. Sorry to burst your bubble but aint no one paying anything for me.
Ahaha sammich will be exceptional
and really? How come?
