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[DeckardWasAReplicant]

what do you think?

I think he went in sideways

 

 

Ahaha sammich will be exceptional

 

and really? How come?

 

Oh where do I even begin......

[DeathScepter]

Yes yes, much better than me being Aria!! Aria is ugly mugly!! lol

 

Yay for Cerberus and Humanity.............No I will promise I am not going to get myself Indoctrinated.

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Yes yes, much better than me being Aria!! Aria is ugly mugly!! lol

You just don't like aliens!!! Racist!

[DeathScepter]

I think he went in sideways

 

 

 

 

 

 

i am sure that he did several positions as well.

[mybudgee]

Anyone who played ME3 knows that the Illusive man tapped his OWN ass

[DeathScepter]

But you will try to get me indoctrinated in my sleep! I just know it! I KNOW IT!!!

 

OWA, i need you to have free will. I need you to believe me and trust me. How can I run Cerberus with a partially brain dead assistant that is controlled by race of sentient alien starships? Unfortuately, the tests I have been running, are not fruitful. I have better success with free willed agents in the field.

[DeathScepter]

You just don't like aliens!!! Racist!

 

sometimes even I date Aliens.

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Depends on how big their ****** are for me. And every asari is sporting at least D cups

[DeathScepter]

Hmmm... when you explain it to me like that.. well.. alright, I will trust you Illusive man! You just sit in that chair and keep smoking those cigarettes while I go out in the field with my perfect ass and handle everything!!

 

 

this is why I hired you, Dear Miranda. We both know your biotics and other assets will be of good use to us and for, of course, humanity.

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

Hmmm... when you explain it to me like that.. well.. alright, I will trust you Illusive man! You just sit in that chair and keep smoking those cigarettes while I go out in the field with my perfect ass and handle everything!!

Ass? What about dem boobs?

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

I will go into the field towards all the enemies and shove my ass and BIG boobs in all their faces and voila... they will all be distracted and I will win just like that!

And thats why I always romance Miranda in ME2

[DeathScepter]

I will go into the field towards all the enemies and shove my ass and BIG boobs in all their faces and voila... they will all be distracted and I will win just like that!

 

 

Good, OWA, Good.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

On BSN. I act like a complete fool I know but in real life I can barely talk to anyone, I have a social anxiety disorder

i'm in the same boat. unless it's work, i never leave my apartment. i don't even hang out with friends anymore. but it may also come down to the fact that i am also lazy.

 

Yeah it's because I don't know you well enough, I don't know your humour yet, it's hard to tell if you're joking or serious.

 

i can vouch for him.  you should read his posts in the ME3 multiplayer section. they're better than my lame jokes.

 

 

can i get a sammich too OWA????? i'll likes you forever and ever. 

[DeckardWasAReplicant]

i'm in the same boat. unless it's work, i never leave my apartment. i don't even hang out with friends anymore. but it may also come down to the fact that i am also lazy.

 

i can vouch for him.  you should read his posts in the ME3 multiplayer section. they're better than my lame jokes.

 

 

can i get a sammich too OWA????? i'll likes you forever and ever. 

If my lame jokes are better than your lame jokes, were all boned.