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[WhoopinYourA55Mate]

Let's all admit in here that none of us had pure 'Saint play' when it comes to DA in particular.We all have our 'guilty pleasures',desires and stuff we've done in game that are not so much moralistic.So what were sick,filthy and repulsive things you've done or secretly wanted since DAO to DA:I.I will start first:

 

DAO:

• Sick thing I've done: Killed a dog!
• Filthy thing I've done: Hooked Loghain with Morrigan!
• Repulsive secret desire I had: Broodmother ~and that is all I'm saying about that one lol~

DA2:

• Sick thing I've done: Sided with Petrice!
• Filthy thing I've done: Dug into wyvern dump!
• Repulsive secret desire I had: Bethany....and I think you get the whole picture lol

DA:I:

• Sick thing I've done: Killed every nug!
• Filthy thing I've done: Wh@red myself out in Josie's personal ques!
• Repulsive secret desire I had: Felt attracted to Cory lol

So...care to share your sick.filthy and repulsive things as well

[TheJediSaint]

Nope.

[Colonelkillabee]

I romanced and banged Leliana, then I took the party to Morrigan's tent. After all, Tis cold in there, all alone. She needed a nice hot body to warm up to.

 

After that, when it was obvi I was taking a dip in her korcari wilds, I lied and told Leliana it was just animal noises nearby. Which on my mage playthrough might've actually been true, lol.

 

Then when she FINALLY wised up, because she's dumber than a sack of nug lumps, I left her ass for Morrigan and never looked back.

 

Good times.

[Reznore57]

• Repulsive secret desire I had: Felt attracted to Cory lol

 

 

Don't feel bad , I remember someone from the BSN who had a crush on the Architect.

I still remember that because he or she posted this :

 

Spoiler

 

I've never been able to forget "Take my taint" .

I don't really get the appeal but it seems you're not all alone OP.

[LightningPoodle]

 

Bailing out. You aren't getting into my head, Love.

[Colonelkillabee]

Don't feel bad , I remember someone from the BSN who had a crush on the Architect.

I still remember that because he or she posted this :

 

Spoiler

 

I've never been able to forget "Take my taint" .

I don't really get the appeal but it seems you're not all alone OP.

 

 

 

 

 

What.

 

 

 

The.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FUUUUUUUU

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I never seed my torrents

 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Don't feel bad , I remember someone from the BSN who had a crush on the Architect.

I still remember that because he or she posted this :

 

Spoiler

 

I've never been able to forget "Take my taint" .

I don't really get the appeal but it seems you're not all alone OP.

 

Oh mah gahd! I am tearing up! That's fucked.   

[Kaibe]

Yup. I was definitely feeling Corypheus. DA4 romance?

[Deanna]

I too felt strangly attracted to Corypheus. I think its his voice, I love listening to him talk that would be my sick thing cuz he's a darkspawn magister thing whatever lol tainted love

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

DAO:

 

* Put Harrowmont in charge of the Dwarves.

* Defiled the Sacred Ashes.

* Made Alister have a child with Morrigan

* Became Queen of Fereldan

 

DA2

 

* Killed Fenris

* Hooked up with Anders after hooking up with Isabela.

* Cheated on Anders with Zevran AND Isabela

* Killed Anders - not that it's dastardly, but he was living in my house. However destroying the Chantry does overrule that.

* Wiped out the Dalish

* Let Janeka kill Larius and try to control Corypheus even though I knew it wasn't going to work. I saw how well that turned out for The Illusive Man. Janeka, you're indoctrinated. But wait! Would Bioware throw in a plot twist? Of course not!

 

DAI

 

* Sent the Chasind to Tevinter and are funding them - hey why not?

* Beheaded Alexius for something he hadn't done yet - well throwing Teagan out of Redcliffe does count as a beheading offense, does it not?

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

DAO:

 

* Put Harrowmont in charge of the Dwarves.

* Defiled the Sacred Ashes.

* Made Alister have a child with Morrigan

* Became Queen of Fereldan

 

DA2

 

* Killed Fenris

* Hooked up with Anders after hooking up with Isabela.

* Cheated on Anders with Zevran AND Isabela

* Killed Anders - not that it's dastardly, but he was living in my house. However destroying the Chantry does overrule that.

* Wiped out the Dalish

* Let Janeka kill Larius and try to control Corypheus even though I knew it wasn't going to work. I saw how well that turned out for The Illusive Man. Janeka, you're indoctrinated. But wait! Would Bioware throw in a plot twist? Of course not!

 

DAI

 

* Sent the Chasind to Tevinter and are funding them - hey why not?

* Beheaded Alexius for something he hadn't done yet - well throwing Teagan out of Redcliffe does count as a beheading offense, does it not?

 

Lol, out of all of this my only reactions was:

 

You killed Fernis? 

[Eggplant Hell Princess]

The non-melted part of Corypheus' face is actually kind of dreamy. I bet he was a total babe back in the day.

 

The Architect though... um... maybe if he keeps the mask on...

[AtreiyaN7]

I feel guilty when I kill snoufleurs, heh.

[Lady Artifice]

I let another person die in Blackwall`s place.

Whew. Im glad I got that off my chest.

[Avilia]

DAO:

 

- Made Loghain a warden so he could kill the Archdemon for me (while sending Alistair off to be a drunk)

- Left Leliana and Sten to die in Lothering

- Purged the mage tower (killing Wynne on my way inside)

- Tried to see how many companions my char could sleep with in one playthrough

- killed Conner

- poisoned the Ashes for the reaver spec

 

DA2:

 

- Let Carver die in the Deep Roads

- Let Anders live

 

DAI:

 

- Killed the Wardens then banished the remainder

- Left Hawke in the fade instead of that Orlesian dude

- Wished for the option to smack Mother Choir-leader upside the head

 

Not as many options to be bad in DA2 and DAI imo.  Or perhaps I'm just less inclined to take them.

[Colonelkillabee]

I too felt strangly attracted to Corypheus. I think its his voice, I love listening to him talk that would be my sick thing cuz he's a darkspawn magister thing whatever lol tainted love

By the Stone, there's no way you people exist. I refuse to believe. This has got to be a troll, gotta be.

 

Please tell me it is, pleeeeaassse.

 

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lol

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

By the Stone, there's no way you people exist. I refuse to believe. This has got to be a troll, gotta be.

 

Please tell me it is, pleeeeaassse.

 

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lol

 

You know you want a piece of that tainted ass, Conan. 

[Colonelkillabee]

You know you want a piece of that tainted ass, Conan. 

Lol what ass??? I bet his buttcheeks are sealed up with his own skin or something... stretched over and sown up like it is on the lyrium in his torso.

 

My anaconda don't.....

[Celtic Latino]

DAO:
Sickest thing- Told the Dust Town cripple I'd give her money in exchange for info. Instead she got nothing and later the murder knife

Filthy- Seducing Cammen and then telling Gheyna now he has more experience for her. Soon sided with the werewolves after that.

Repulsive Secret Desire- To throw Alistair off Fort Drakon.

DA2-
Sickest and Filthiest- Romanced Anders/Merrill

Repulsive Secret Desire- To make Anders tranquil while Fenris and Meredith look on

DAI-
Sickest- Told Leliana to kill the traitor in the Valence chantry

Filthiest- Asking Vivienne's advice on romancing Sera...and taking it

Repulsive Secret Desire- To make a nug burger out of schmooples and make Leliana watch him be eaten by Alexius at Redcliffe

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

Lol what ass??? I bet his buttcheeks are sealed up with his own skin or something... stretched over and sown up like it is on the lyrium in his torso.

 

My anaconda don't.....

 

Nooo, stop giving me the visuals!

 

You win! You win!   

[Eggplant Hell Princess]

DAO:

 

- Spared Loghain and bullied Alistair into marrying Anora

- Stabbed Morrigan

- Screwed Cammen and told Gheyna about it

- Had a threesome with Leliana and Isabela

- Let Branka use the Anvil of the Void

- Kicked that guy in Awakening into the lava

- Stabbed Brother Genitivi

- Killed the prisoner at Ostagar

- Allowed Connor to remain possessed in exchange for the secrets of Blood Magic

- Ratted out Jowan and his weird girlfriend to the First Enchanter

- Told the lady in Dust Town to leave her baby in the Deep Roads

 

DA2:

 

- Spared Anders

- Helped Merrill with her demon mirror

- Let Bethany die because she's super annoying

 

DAI:

 

Nothing, I'm playing a total pollyanna this time. But at the same time I totally wish I could smash Calpernia. She's a babe.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Lol, out of all of this my only reactions was:

 

You killed Fernis? 

 

Well, I didn't really want to, but I'd built a full rivalry with him. He met me in the courtyard and attacked.

 

What really was funny was listening to a recycled line in Legends from Janeka (to Larius): "I'm going to put you down like the mad dog you are." --- didn't Vido use that line on Zaeed?

[Pantalaimon]

DAO: 

 

Sickest thing I've done: Forgot to recruit Dog once

 

Filthiest things I've done: Slept with Morrigan + Leliana, lied to Leliana, caused drama and jealous rivalry between Morrigan and Leliana, had a foursome at the pearl with Zev and Leliana, then ended off dumping everyone for Zevran.

 

Repulsive secret desire I had: I want to see the process of turning into a broodmother, that **** sounds hardcore.

 

DA2: 

 

Sickest things I've done: Sleeping with Merrill after she told me she'll never be able to return to her clan after she "does the deed" with me, then dumping her before she says she loves me.

 

Filthiest thing I've done: Sleeping with everyone possible in a single playthrough with no regrets

 

Repulsive secret desire I had: I kinda wanted to have rambunctious sex with Lord Cyril in the middle of the Orlesian celebration and get caught just to see the scandal it would've caused #yolo

 

DAI: 

 

Sickest thing I've done: Not having Varric in my party... at all. Like seriously, I know who he is and I know his story, I need not know anymore.

 

Filthiest things I've done: Iron Bull freaky BDSM sex for alllll the days, by the gods I love me some manly man to keep me warm at night. Also dat Dorian butt doe, daaayum dat ass is fine!

 

Repulsive secret desire I had: Hmmmm... tough one... I wanted to throw Sera out of the airlock whenever she disapproved of me being Dalish, of me advancing my magic skills, and of me believing in ancient elven lore... sooo pretty much all the time.

 

I'm a deeply troubled man.