Hurlocks are big strong man...things... little shnooky wookems they are!! And they always have a smile for ya!Oh is this the thread where we feel guilty about our (lady)boners for Corypheus? Because I'm in.
Seriously though, I desperately want a flirt icon in a conversation with the next ancient Darkspawn magister we come across, just to see their WTF reaction face when we make a pass at them.
Yea, there's no way I'll ever believe anyone had a secret desire for broodmother. Not that gullible op
Good way to spot other weirds though, but na, I didn't buy it. No sir, no way.
Welcome to the Internet dear in which where anything is possible and in which you meet all sort of weird people like myself who when get drunk try to get married with bench in park ~coughs~ that is all I'm saying about that xD
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This lol
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...... And I thought I was deranged.
...... And I thought I was deranged.
xD
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This is actually an awesome thread, though.
I'd rather not share my.. indiscretions.
Although, does recruiting Viv count as a sick thing to do?
Filthy desires... wanting to romance Mother Giselle? -- not because I find her attractive, but because I find her utterly repulsive and it'd be a major turn on to take a religious zealot?
Yea, there's no way I'll ever believe anyone had a secret desire for broodmother. Not that gullible op
What? Not even the Crazy one in Awakenings?
Ok.. my turn I guess..
DAO:
DA2:
DA:I:
Was there actually, in fact, an actual debate over whether Corypheus or the Architect is the more attractive a ways back on this thread?
Was there actually, in fact, an actual debate over whether Corypheus or the Architect is the more attractive a ways back on this thread?
Yeah, why wouldn't there be? Oh, I bet you're disappointed you missed out, huh? 
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DA:O
Sickest Thing I Have Done: Poisoned the UoSA and put down Leliana
Filthy Thing I Have Done: Put down Shale when I sided with Branka
Repulsive Secret Desire I Had:
DA:I
Sickest Thing I Have Done: Tranquillized every mage that was put to trial 
Filthy Thing I Have Done: Share a kinky sadomasochistic moment with Iron Bull in Skyhold
Repulsive Secret Desire I Had:
I have not played DA2 yet, though I hear there are plenty of lulz to drown in. Can't wait!
Before...
After...
Yeah, why wouldn't there be? Oh, I bet you're disappointed you missed out, huh?
Oh, that's me! Just so jealous of that...
tainted love...
Oh my god...Oh my god! Lol.
Oh, that's me! Just so jealous of that...
tainted love...
Oh my god...Oh my god! Lol.
Spoiler
Just couldn't keep a straight face, could you? 
DAO:
Sickest things: Left dog to die from the blight, banged elf chick and told her crush about it (gotta luv NTR right?), got a blind templar killed, beheaded loghain in front of anora.
Filthy things: Slept with everyone possible at the pearl, had some taint rub off on zevran in leliana 4 some, had ogrhen in my party for most of the game including awakening...
Secret desires: Shianni, Merrill (pre da2), chance to kick loghains head around like a soccer ball for being an idiot, make dwarven noble warden king of orzammar (wtf not?!)
DA2:
Sickest things: killed a bunch of people who were crippled after jumping off roofs, sided with isabella and got her to return (no one of moral standing would side with a stupid thief no matter how slutty), killed off the dalish (1st time was an accident, 2nd time wasnt), screwed up aveline's career, made a man kill his brother
Filthy things: Wyvern **** (duh), inspected the chamber pot in my room, walked around in darktown, associated with anders
Secret desires: that anders would have been like he was back in awakening, to have killed both orsino and meredith back at the end of act 2 (or at least the beginning of act 3), another healer so i didnt have to take anders with me, f*ck the ben hassarath right out of tallis, punched everyone i could talk to as a greeting, figure out why the hell we had to release corypheus when we could have just updated the seals like our father did years before.
DAI:
Sickest things: Pile of poo for sad weapon schematic in exalted plains, let sera beat that dude to death, made gaspard, celene, and briala play nice (ruin it, ruin it!), punched solas, left someone to die in the fade (when im pretty sure we could have stayed, run away and opened an exit, i mean we obviously opened a rift into the fade, pretty sure we could make one to exit...), f*cked up and let ser barris die in my first playthrough siding with the templars, ran off and completed the main quest without helping crestwood by not finishing after draining the lake.
Filthy things: Flirted with madame de fer (i really feel like washing my hands right now), walked through a bunch of corpse filled marshes, killed a bunch of already dead people, listened to celene's horrible accent.
Secret desires: Kill all 3 and rule orlais, slap viviene, better outcome for chargers mission, more exciting cutscene to kill corypheus's dragon (i mean we literally poke it and it dies... wtf, at least do it like DAO warden did the archdemon... wth was the reason for even having the dragon in the first place? Its like oh its how he swaps bodies... um ok... anything else you want to add there? nope, just kill it, thats all....)
Don't feel bad , I remember someone from the BSN who had a crush on the Architect.
I still remember that because he or she posted this :
Spoiler
I've never been able to forget "Take my taint" .
I don't really get the appeal but it seems you're not all alone OP.
I didn't think it was possible for my eyes to get ulcers.
Oh is this the thread where we feel guilty about our (lady)boners for Corypheus? Because I'm in.
Seriously though, I desperately want a flirt icon in a conversation with the next ancient Darkspawn magister we come across, just to see their WTF reaction face when we make a pass at them.
That would probably be the best thing ever.
Was there actually, in fact, an actual debate over whether Corypheus or the Architect is the more attractive a ways back on this thread?
Hmm...
DA:O:
Sick things:
Let Jowan use Isolde as a sacrifice
Let Connor stay possessed for the Blood Mage spec
Let Uldred possess the mages
Convinced Zerlinda to leave her kid in the Deep Roads
Defiled the Ashes and without Leliana in party resulting in her leaving
Deciding to kill Zathrian's clan with Zevran in party
Letting Caladrius go with the elves
Let Avernus preform his research without restrictions
Let Sophia Dryden wander the world
Not really in-game, but I wrote a in-depth scene of one of my Tabris Wardens killing Vaughan and his cronies. No regrets 
Filthy things:
All the "Surprise me!" results at the Pearl
3-way with my f!Cousland, Alistair, and Isabela
3-way in Aeducan origin for male
Alistair OGB
Loghain OGB
Secret desires:
Kill Habren
Romance Lanaya
Romance Ariane
Romance Sigrun
DA2:
Sick things:
Killed Fenris in all but my pro-Templar playthrough and last playthrough
Let Bethany die in the Deep Roads
Didn't let Carver die in the Deep Roads during my mage playthroughs
Purposefully got Carver to stand on one of the spinning blades traps in Legacy (the area where you find the Hawke's Key) and repeatedly activating it until he died, waited for him to get back up, rinse, repeat
Equipped Fenris with the Blade of Mercy while Rivaling him
Cheered when Anders blew up the Chantry.......... what?
Filthy things:
Romanced Merrill as a warrior m!Hawke then tried to visualize how the sex scene would play out after the F2B (visualized my m!Hawke picking her up way too easily since she'd basically be a twig compared to him)
Almost romanced Seb as a blood mage
m!Hawke/Isabela/Zevran 3-way
Secret desires:
Romance Bethany
Punch Anders
Tell Fenris to shut up about mages
Kill Petrice myself
Kill Grace in Act I
DA:I:
Sick things:
Let Sera kill that noble
Left the Chargers to die
Left Hawke in the Fade
Executed Erimond
Let Solas kill those mages
Let Florianne kill Celene and blackmailed Gaspard
Pulled a switcheroo with Blackwall and let him redeem himself
Filthy things:
None yet
Secret desires:
Slap Sera
Save both the dreadnought and the Chargers
Tell Hawke to shut up about blood magic
Give Cole a hug (it really seems like he needs one)
Nothing, I'm playing a total pollyanna this time. But at the same time I totally wish I could smash Calpernia. She's a babe.
As soon as I read rare on the Snofleur hide it triggered my "needs moar loot" OCD. I felt like Cruella de Vil, and I liked it!
Why the love for Corypheus?
Spoiler
Tell me there isn't a resemblance.
The secret is out now. Keith Richards destroyed the elven orb.
As soon as I read rare on the Snofleur hide it triggered my "needs moar loot" OCD. I felt like Cruella de Vil, and I liked it!
ooookay, here goes nothing 
DAO:
DA2:
DA:I:
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