The list just gets bigger, doesn't it?
Dear Bioware.
This game sucks and I hate it so much. (Never mind the fact I've clocked in 200+ hours, but shhhhh.)
I will never buy another one of your games ever again. (I'm pre-ordering ME4, but shhhhh.)
Reasons for this hatred, includes, but is not limited to:
* The hairstyles suck
* The hair colour choices suck. I wanted pink.. or blue.
* Beards aren't long enough
* Eyebrows are too bushy
* Running around Skyhold in me PJs... sucks.
* Sera broke up with me
* Sera is annoying
* I hate Sera
* I hate Viv
* Dorian is gay and makes me uncomfortable
* My elf Inquisitor is too skinny
* I couldn't romance Scout Harding
* I couldn't romance Mother Giselle
* I couldn't romance a dragon
* I miss my Grey Warden
* I want Origins 2
* Dwarf chicks are ugly
* It's unrealistic for a female to be inquisitor
....... And I'm done.