The list just gets bigger, doesn't it?
Dear Bioware.
This game sucks and I hate it so much. (Never mind the fact I've clocked in 200+ hours, but shhhhh.)
I will never buy another one of your games ever again. (I'm pre-ordering ME4, but shhhhh.)
Reasons for this hatred, includes, but is not limited to:
* The hairstyles suck
* The hair colour choices suck. I wanted pink.. or blue.
* Beards aren't long enough
* Eyebrows are too bushy
* Running around Skyhold in me PJs... sucks.
* Sera broke up with me
* Sera is annoying
* I hate Sera
* I hate Viv
* Dorian is gay and makes me uncomfortable
* My elf Inquisitor is too skinny
* I couldn't romance Scout Harding
* I couldn't romance Mother Giselle
* I couldn't romance a dragon
* I miss my Grey Warden
* I want Origins 2
* Dwarf chicks are ugly
* It's unrealistic for a female to be inquisitor
....... And I'm done.
*We have lot of choices of bald and small choice of majoritively neutral gender hairstyle.
*The hair and beard glow like plastic. And we don't even have black hair.
*Beards are not linked to the jaw and looks like playmobil's.
*They are a lot of bushy and unusable eyebrows and very limited choices of normal eyebrows.
*ME2 and ME3 have various casual clothes and are both Bioware games...
*Romance are half-baked. Once with a character, nobody talk about it.
*Some love Dorian. Not seen lot of bashing against him...
*Male Elf Inquisitor try to save Thedas with two brocken arms...
*Some people want more romances. No dwarf romance for exemple. Viv is not romancable for a reason.
*Female Inquisitor had the male animation for the throne and the cutscenes, making her standing like a gorilla.
And, I'm done.





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