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It occurred to me after a few times engaging in dialogue with Varric that there are multiple stories about how he came to acquire Bianca, and in this last playthrough, he tells the Herald:

 

Ever been to the Black Emporium? I found it in a barrel labeled 'swag'.

 

I had to chuckle a bit at that one.


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He told me that one too! Have me chuckling for a good five minutes.



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Varric told me he found it in a dragonbone chest and broke several picks and saws to get it. I don't remember the context of where he found said chest however.
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Varric stole bianca from the king of antiva



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Andraste_Reborn

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I liked the one about him trading it for a ham sandwich. (I think that's the one where he found it in the Emporium? The lies all blur together after a while ...)


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I liked the one about him trading it for a ham sandwich. (I think that's the one where he found it in the Emporium? The lies all blur together after a while ...)

It is. I couldn't remember the exact line but yeah the ham sandwich part followed the swag comment. Altogether my favorite Bianca backstory.


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I think he told me he won it(her?) in a card game against Branka and that she was so devastated, she ran off into the Deep roads.
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...first play through he told me the card thing.  I didn't press.

This time he told me something about getting it from the King of Antiva.

That's when I knew.  I shouted insults at my screen because I had THOUGHT he was being honest the first time around.



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...first play through he told me the card thing. I didn't press.

This time he told me something about getting it from the King of Antiva.

That's when I knew. I shouted insults at my screen because I had THOUGHT he was being honest the first time around.



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Still, I liked the version portrayed in Legacy. Not sure I find justifiable that he was also lying back then.

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.... I'm not sure how you could actually think he wasn't lying......

I didn't really bother playing his quests, so I didn't know.

I like him better in this game than I did in DA2, so he's getting more attention in consecutive play throughs...



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i think the one i get the most is the branka one.  the first time he lied, i just laughed.

 

i can understand why he would lie to the inquisitor, since they barely know each other, but i don't get why he would lie to hawke either.  he was SO distraught when you meet gerav. 



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Vox Draco

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So..Varric is on his way to become Dragon Age's next big villain I suppose?

 

Spoiler



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My favourite Varric lie isn't about Bianca, it's "I'm sorry Seeker I can't help you.  I don't know where he is" :P

 

Les flashy, but no less hilarious when you realize that all of Dragon Age 2 was a setup for it, and that he'd thrown in some obvious lies (at the beginning and when he goes to see Bartrand) so that Cassandra would think she could tell his lies from his truths :D


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Still, I liked the version portrayed in Legacy. Not sure I find justifiable that he was also lying back then.

 

Yeah would be disappointed if that whole sequence was an elaborate lie.



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So far he's told me he won her from Branka, pried it out of the hands of a dead thug in Darktown, got it form the King of Antiva and, stammered when I asked if the crossbow was named for the real Bianca.



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Still, I liked the version portrayed in Legacy. Not sure I find justifiable that he was also lying back then.

What version was that? I can't recall. :o

I actually did think the Branka version was pretty believable. I mean, she's a pretty legendary person, it would make sense if she had a badass crossbow like that. That that was the reason she ran off into the Deep Roads was more in doubt. XD

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What version was that? I can't recall. :o


If you bring Varric along during Legacy, you meet a dwarf at the very beginning and Varric has a pretty long dialogue with him where it turns out he was the inventor of Bianca. Honestly, the new version of Bianca being the inventor of Bianca sounds a lot like retcon to me.

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If you bring Varric along during Legacy, you meet a dwarf at the very beginning and Varric has a pretty long dialogue with him where it turns out he was the inventor of Bianca. Honestly, the new version of Bianca being the inventor of Bianca sounds a lot like retcon to me.

 

I just assume they both were involved in creating Bianca crossbow. Anything else just feels utterly stupid.



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He told me the truth about his crossbow. Eventually.



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He told me the truth about his crossbow. Eventually.


And how do you know?

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That there's something going on between him and Miss Mary "best smith evur" Sue.

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And how do you know?

 

Because it was made very obvious. Any more obvious and it would have involved a neon sign, cheerleaders and a marching band.



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the swag comment is probably my favorite, as he traded a ham sandwich and a pair of yellow ruffled up pants for it.

 

the branka comment was the 1st one i got and i actually laughed my ass off thinking how true it could have been, then i said yeah... thats a lie...

 

never got the king of antiva or darktown one

 

Ive gotten the dragonbone chest in the sunken ship more than id like to count