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[Jorji Costava]

Yessssss! I love bad jokes! You'll share them here with us wont you???

 

I've picked up a bunch of these over the years which I really can't help sharing; needless to say, they're all groan-inducing:

 

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

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The police put out an APB for a small medium at large.

 

What's green and red and smells like sh*t?

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Green and red sh*t.

 

I had an old friend who always had to tell this joke everytime anything vaguely chemistry-related came up (he was not a chemist, BTW): "It's not really an everyday kind of a table. It's more of a periodic table."

 

*hook appears from off stage* You've all been wonderful! Have a great night everybody!

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

do you think it needs more cheese?

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[Johnnie Walker]

Anyone doodle?

 

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[Jorji Costava]

Anyone doodle?

 

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Those are really good. I used to doodle myself, but everything I drew came out incredibly flat (even more so than my jokes). I really couldn't get a handle lighting, depth and shading effects in my drawings, making everything look completely two-dimensional. Think it's because I have really bad depth perception.

[Dobby]

I can't draw that well. 

[Johnnie Walker]

Those are really good. I used to doodle myself, but everything I drew came out incredibly flat (even more so than my jokes). I really couldn't get a handle lighting, depth and shading effects in my drawings, making everything look completely two-dimensional. Think it's because I have really bad depth perception.

 

Thanks.

 

For me, sketching isn't really a talent. Just something I've done a lot of over the years. At first I couldn't draw worth a crap to save my life. But I'm very stubborn and determined so I kept doodling anyway. Eventually I just got better with more and more practice. Started out with drawing mostly dragons and other worldly creatures and now I can pretty much doodle anything (when I was in the military, I often had people from my battery ask me to design them tattoos. I did a few but some of the requests just got over the top). I have some tips for sketching though if anyone's interested.

[Kaiser Shepard]

Anyone doodle?

 

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Not bad, and that's a 'Vette Stingray, isn't it?

[Dobby]

Can you draw butts tho?

 

I can paint butts. I just sit on paint and then sit on paper and there it is! 

[Johnnie Walker]

Not bad, and that's a 'Vette Stingray, isn't it?

 

Yes it is. I'm obsessed with Vettes tbh. I mentioned it earlier on the thread and actually posted some the Vette things I own.

 

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Vette Wallet. I carry guys wallets in my back pocket tbh, not a fan of purses and all that bs lol.

 

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Vette seatbelt belt lol.

 

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Vette Jacket

 

Can you draw butts tho?

 

I prefer to draw bewbs. Why else do you think I made a boobie cake instead of a butt cake?

 

*inb4 I make a butt cake for my bday next week*

[Voxr]

I made some mass effect fan art.

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The turian head took me like 3 hours. I tried to put as much detail into his scales as possible.

[mybudgee]

I'm Mybudgee & Dobby's avatar is my favorite one on the Citadel

 

[Cassandra Saturn]

I don't doodle.. I create.

meeee my own anime version of me

[Dobby]

^

 

 

That looks nothing like you CS.

[Angry_Elcor]

 

That looks nothing like you

 

 

I think I did pretty good. Only took a couple of minutes.

[Dobby]

 

 

 

 

 

I think I did pretty good. Only took a couple of minutes.

 

 

[Johnnie Walker]

[Giorgio Tsoukalos]

It took me a moment to get that lol.

[Dobby]

[Voxr]

[Dobby]

 

*reported*

 

For laughing at my picture!

[Voxr]

*reported*

 

For laughing at my picture!

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[Voxr]

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you darn kids...And your butt avi's too!

[Dobby]

https://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8

 

 

Damn video won't embed!!