I'm getting inebriated for the first time in 3 months this weekend. What kinda person doesn't drink on oneself birthday?
*in a holier than thou voice* "I don't drink because I don't like the taste of it."
NOBODY DOES. NOBODY LIKES THE TASTE OF IT. PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A SHOT OF TEQUILA AND SAY, OH THAT'S LOVELY I THINK I'LL HAVE THAT INSTEAD OF PUDDING NEXT TIME. We drink cause we have to. Because the world is shite and we gotta do whatever we can to get through the day.
*pulls out another beer*





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