Get your own! Those are mine!
I staked my claim first and you stole them!
Your a filthy booby thief!
I want justice and I swear, any harm that comes to those boobies will be repayed ten fold! ![]()
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Get your own! Those are mine!
I staked my claim first and you stole them!
Your a filthy booby thief!
I want justice and I swear, any harm that comes to those boobies will be repayed ten fold! ![]()
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Have you ever had whiskey though?
I live in MIssouri... What do you think?
Jim Bean and Jack Daniels have been guests at every family gathering since I was crawling.
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ten fold is a lot of boobies. I think that is considered pornographic.I staked my claim first and you stole them!
Your a filthy booby thief!
I want justice and I swear, any harm that comes to those boobies will be repayed ten fold!
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I live in MIssouri... What do you think?
Jim Bean and Jack Daniels have been guests at every family gathering since I was crawling.
Scotch is like a more exquisite version of whiskey.
But don't say scotch is just whiskey. Because all scotch is whiskey but not all whiskey is scotch. Pet peeve when people ask me why I list both scotch and whiskey when I should just list whiskey.
Best brands to start with are Glenlivet 12, Johnnie Walker Black Label and Chivas Regal 12.
ten fold is a lot of boobies. I think that is pornographic.
Avert your eyes!
It's about to get X-Rated!
Scotch is like a more exquisite version of whiskey.
But don't say scotch is just whiskey. Because all scotch is whiskey but not all whiskey is scotch. Pet peeve when people ask me why I list both scotch and whiskey when I should just list whiskey.
Best brands to start with are Glenlivet 12, Johnnie Walker Black Label and Chivas Regal 12.
Yeah but the wine's already at the house and the Scotch isn't.
I could stop and get some but that's another 30 minutes of wearing pants...
I'm not sure I'm ready to make that kind of sacrifice!
Yeah but the wine's already at the house and the Scotch isn't.
I could stop and get some but that's another 30 minutes of wearing pants...
I'm not sure I'm ready to make that kind of sacrifice!
You can have cheap wine any day. Treat yo'self!
Sometimes, I'm just too goddamned cheap to buy myself a bottle of Chivas or Johnny Walker.
I staked my claim first and you stole them!
Your a filthy booby thief!
I want justice and I swear, any harm that comes to those boobies will be repayed ten fold!
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Well now they're mine. I'll take very good care of them. Don't you worry.

B-but scotch whiskey is made from barely and the morning dew on angel's nipples. WORTH IT.
At least I'm not paying the iron price.
But really, I'd be bsing if I didn't say I wasn't guilty of buying cheap booze just to get intoxicated tbh.
Well now they're mine. I'll take very good care of them. Don't you worry.
Your right! I shouldn't worry...
They'll come back to me on their own once they stop getting the attention they deserve while in your care.
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you mean Voxr?
You peoples perception of me is gonna give me a complex! ![]()
Guest_Corvus I_*
What are you going to do with it? Kick a ball around, perhaps race dogs or hold wrestling contests? Will there be food? I love hotdogs when we go to those kind of places.You peoples perception of me is gonna give me a complex!
What are you going to do with it? Kick a ball around, perhaps race dogs or hold wrestling contests? Will there be food? I love hotdogs when we go to those kind of places.
I was thinking more of a Rocky Horror Picture Show kinda vibe. Someone get Tim Curry on the phone!
Voxr has a complex full of hotdogs!?
Sounds like a party!
You get no hotdogs until you make that thread! And you know what I'm talking about!!
The people demand it.
*hoards hotdogs*
Guest_Corvus I_*
I’d never had one until I moved to New York. They are actually very good with mustard and relish and sauerkraut. Some people put beans on them, but that is too much for me to swallow. I usually share mine with my wife.Voxr has a complex full of hotdogs!?
Sounds like a party!
That's fine! Keep your hot dogs!You get no hotdogs until you make that thread! And you know what I'm talking about!!
The people demand it.
*hoards hotdogs*
Image in my head of two women sharing a hot dog Lady and the Tramp style. Only it's covered in toppings and its getting everywhere...I’d never had one until I moved to New York. They are actually very good with mustard and relish and sauerkraut. Some people put beans on them, but that is too much for me to swallow. I usually share mine with my wife.
Pshhhh. I was about to post my perfect face, and noticed how far the thread has been derailed.
Sorry, ladies. Maybe next time.
Brought you all a present anyways, though.
Image in my head of two women sharing a hot dog Lady and the Tramp style. Only it's covered in toppings and its getting everywhere...
Don't judge me!

Guest_Corvus I_*
I don't get it. You can't do it that way. First I get a mouth full and she does. You just kind of go back and forth.That's fine! Keep your hot dogs!
Corn Dogs are where it's at!
Image in my head of two women sharing a hot dog Lady and the Tramp style. Only it's covered in toppings and its getting everywhere...
Don't judge me!
*edit*
Corvus ignoring all the filthy things running through my head after your last post nearly killed me. I need medical attention asap.
Send help!
X_X
Guest_Corvus I_*
OH ****. Is it to late to undo these posts?Pshhhh. I was about to post my perfect face, and noticed how far the thread has been derailed.
Sorry, ladies. Maybe next time.
Brought you all a present anyways, though.
Spoiler
Guys, settle down or I'll lock this thread.
I don't get it. You can't do it that way. First I get a mouth full and she does. You just kind of go back and forth.
It's apparently party time when you visit Nathan's in Brooklyn.
Well if we're going by Lady and the Tramp standards then you would both take a bite at the same time. So then the middle would just fall to the ground.I don't get it. You can't do it that way. First I get a mouth full and she does. You just kind of go back and forth.
Guys, settle down or I'll lock this thread.