You have to keep the vulgar language down 
I don't usually swear unless if I'm in a bad mood and that bad mood is directed at a certain person that's a: Mentioned b: In the same room c: Is Dark Souls.
Idk why I use so much vulgar words tbh. I have a few theories but they're probably unrelated.
But I have had people tell me that the way I use abhorrent words is either funny or charming. Not sure how the latter words but sure.
Johnnie now that you mentioned the scar you must tell us the story...
It is law.
Swimming accident. It was in one of those above ground pools that inflate with air on the lip of the pool thus it's easy to just roll out of the pool than just climb out.
So my brother thought it would be funny to pull me under (I was 12 btw and never liked being pulled underwater. And he knew that and did it just to be a douche, but that's what big brothers are for), so I rolled out of the pool to avoid his bishass. But I ended up rolling out right where the pump was and there was this giant metal bar the stuck out of it and it sliced my leg open from upper thigh, all the way down to my ankle.
Had to get a lot of stitches and could barely walk for about 2 weeks.