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[Dio Demon]

Victoria > NSW

You're right that's why The Brits claimed Victoria as the first State of Aus... wait no... that was NSW.

 

Plus your proximity to Tasmania taints you beyond belief, I can even see a small 2nd head growing on your shoulder. 

[Garryydde]

OFFICIAL STATE AND TERRITORY POWER RANKINGS:
1. Queensland
2. Western Australia
3. Victoria
POWER GAP.
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4. South Australia
5. Tasmania
6. Northern Territory
7. New South Wales
POWER GAP
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9. ACT

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

I don't think they'd let me into Queensland though.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

You're right that's why The Brits claimed Victoria as the first State of Aus... wait no... that was NSW.

 

Plus your proximity to Tasmania taints you beyond belief, I can even see a small 2nd head growing on your shoulder. 

the Brits arent known for their good judgment i mean they allowed the US to gain independence

[Garryydde]

I don't think they'd let me into Queensland though.

You know how at amusement parks they have those 'You must be this tall to ride' signs? At the QLD border they have signs that say 'You must be this white to enter'.

[Dio Demon]

OFFICIAL STATE AND TERRITORY POWER RANKINGS:
1. Queensland
2. Western Australia
3. Victoria
POWER GAP.
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4. South Australia
5. Tasmania
6. Northern Territory
7. New South Wales
POWER GAP
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9. ACT

Wait I know this is fake!? Only 5 people live in Western Australia. A serial killer,  his mother, a corrupt cop, the corrupt cop's partner/leader of the crime ring and a random Guy named Bill.

 

Plus in Queensland people still build their houses in floodplains I mean... Kiwi's are probably smarter then them.

 

the Brits arent known for their good judgment i mean they allowed the US to gain independence

Maybe they didn't want to associate with them anymore... I don't blame them

[Garryydde]

Plus in Queensland people still build their houses in floodplains I mean... Kiwi's are probably smarter then them.

What's the difference?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

OFFICIAL STATE AND TERRITORY POWER RANKINGS:
1. Queensland
2. Western Australia
3. Victoria
POWER GAP.
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4. South Australia
5. Tasmania
6. Northern Territory
7. New South Wales
POWER GAP
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9. ACT

 

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10. New Guinea!

 

 

Editus: lol@ his accent!

Modifié par Kaiser Arian-Keraunos, 11 avril 2015 - 11:21 .

[Garryydde]

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10. New Guinea!
 

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Kiwi's are probably smarter then them.

I dunno, I mean knowledge of sheep isn't the primary criteria, is it...?

[Garryydde]

I think you'll find that a lot of the Kiwi's that came to Australia came here to escape their arranged marriages with sheep.

[Dio Demon]

What's the difference?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Kiwi's are probably smarter then them.

 

[Boomshakalakalakaboom]

I think you'll find that a lot of the Kiwi's that came to Australia came here to escape their arranged marriages with sheep.

 

This is news to me. Is there a possibility that my parents just didn't like me enough to pick out a well bred sheep for me to marry? *pout*

 

Well, ****. 

[Johnnie Walker]

 

Also; some university conducted a study I read about the other day that basically said people who curse/use profanity are almost always more honest & trustworthy than those who edit themdelves.

 

Well I am known for being a honest blunt douche bag often enough so I'd say that study is accurate.

 

In my experience, people who have just been through too much crap just stop giving two f**ks on how they say things. No what they say, but how they say it mind you. In case someone gets confused between the two.

 

 

Ouch just ouch.

 

I have a high tolerance to pain so s'all good. Plus it did leave a wicked scar tbh.

 

 

Okay since I promised pics:

Spoiler

 

I'm not sure if you know this.

 

But I'd be concerned about it if I were you.

 

A phone is attempting to eat your face.

[Johnnie Walker]

You Aussies and your talk about which part of Australia is the worst/best.

 

I will give my unbias opinion of them.

 

Just give me a year or two to compose data.

 

Road trip tbh.

 

 

I want some kiwis now. So good.

[Garryydde]

Wait, wait hold up. Did I just see a ghost?

[Johnnie Walker]

Wait, wait hold up. Did I just see a ghost?

 

You can thank me for that.

 

I IM'd her via Steam the other day. Told her that someone necro'd one of her threads and that I plan to have a response to (I should get on that).

 

I implanted the idea to come back to BSN.

 

You're welcome.

[Garryydde]

You Aussies and your talk about which part of Australia is the worst/best.
 
I will give my unbias opinion of them.
 
Just give me a year or two to compose data.
 
Road trip tbh.
 
 
I want some kiwis now. So good.

If you are going to road trip check out the Great Alpine Road, altough not during winter because of ice and snow.

[Johnnie Walker]

If you are going to road trip check out the Great Alpine Road, altough not during winter because of ice and snow.

 

I've never seen snow.

 

I'd make snow devils and snow women in snow kitchens.

[Garryydde]

I've never seen snow.
 
I'd make snow devils and snow women in snow kitchens.

Snow's overrated. It's a pain to clear, feels rough and wet, melts into water and makes the roads icy.

[Johnnie Walker]

Snow's overrated. It's a pain to clear, feels rough and wet, melts into water and makes the roads icy.

 

Everyone tells me that.

 

But I will be the judge of that myself!

 

Although I would be annoyed to have to shovel over 400 billion tons of white bulls**t just to be able to back out of my drive way.

[mousestalker]

So where in Aussieland is this valid?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I've never seen snow.

 

I'd make snow devils and snow women in snow kitchens.

i wish i'd never seen snow....

[Garryydde]

Everyone tells me that.
 
But I will be the judge of that myself!
 
Although I would be annoyed to have to shovel over 400 billion tons of white bulls**t just to be able to back out of my drive way.

Just be like this guy and you'll be fine

So where in Aussieland is this valid?

Looks like federal issue to me. The zombies are too big of a problem to manage at a state or local level.