Well, God of course. I mean after he got done burying all of those dinosaur bones he had do something with his time. Didn't you go to mass today?
No. They won't let me. Something about me rambling and eating a lot of wavers. I don't remember, things got a little hazy after communion. That juice was amazing though!
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It is called PC withdrawal, buy yourself a tablet and use earphones. No porn in the main hall though or you will go to hell.No. They won't let me. Something about me rambling and eating a lot of wavers. I don't remember, things got a little hazy after communion. That juice was amazing though!
It is called PC withdrawal, buy yourself a tablet and use earphones. No porn in the main hall though or you will go to hell.
Do those booths have an outlet? I went in one but couldn't see. And someone kept calling me their son. I'm like "Sorry man, I'm pretty sure you're not my dad."
I'm already going to hell I'm just counting my days and packing in as much nonsense until then.
Nope.
Means thumbs up.
Ok. Sometimes those are annoying though, having no neck looks funny and sucks when wearing a suit with noose tie.
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We need to get you on a quick thinking course. I would have said, " Father, I want you to double my monthly allowance now."Do those booths have an outlet? I went in one but couldn't see. And someone kept calling me their son. I'm like "Sorry man, I'm pretty sure you're not my dad."
I'm already going to hell I'm just counting my days and packing in as much nonsense until then.
We need to get you on a quick thinking course. I would have said, " Father, I want you to double my monthly allowance now."
Well hindsight is 20/20.
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Have you ever looked for a picture on the net? The first row that comes up is all blurred and you have to override with the administrator account. God, if I want to do that I’d get my wife and go to the bedroom... or kitchen, or sitting room, and the laundry is not bad either. In a phonebox, but that was a one off.I'm already going to hell I'm just counting my days and packing in as much nonsense until then.
Have you ever looked for a picture on the net? The first row that comes up is all blurred and you have to override with the administrator account. God, if I want to do that I’d get my wife and go to the bedroom... or kitchen, or sitting room, and the laundry is not bad either. In a phonebox, but that was a one off.
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Ok I have one more, me at the international defense exhibition (Düsseldorf, Germany) handling the Steyr HS 50 .50BMG sniper rifle. That thing was HUGE and people lined up for photos of them handling the gun. 
God, did I really post that?
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I was just talking about my road trip to hell in a general sense. Not because of lewd photography. And the searching thereof. 
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You don't have to worry so much. Those I've talked to say it is never the ones that think they are going that make it. But just in case I agree, the net is a slippery slop. Still this administrator override is pretty cool.I was just talking about my road trip to hell in a general sense. Not because of lewd photography. And the searching thereof.
I imagine toe rings must be very uncomfortable.
You don't have to worry so much. Those I've talked to say it is never the ones that think they are going that make it. But just in case I agree, the net is a slippery slop.
I'm not worried. I've accepted that fact. I agree it's the ones who think they still have a shot that need to reevaluate.
Besides I like warm weather 
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It is very important to get them on the correct toes or you could send a terrible mixed message.I imagine toe rings must be very uncomfortable.
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Hi Spiros. Your new avatar picture is funny.
Ok I have one more, me at the international defense exhibition (Düsseldorf, Germany) handling the Steyr HS 50 .50BMG sniper rifle. That thing was HUGE and people lined up for photos of them handling the gun.
You've hidden your face in all the pictures you've posted!
Well, God of course. I mean after he got done burying all of those dinosaur bones he had do something with his time. Didn't you go to mass today?
This reminded me of the old Bill Hicks routine about creationists.
Anyways, that's all I got, guys. Carry on.
It is very important to get them on the correct toes or you could send a terrible mixed message.
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It's actually true. Ring on the big toe means you're DTF. Found that one out the hard way whilst wearing flipflops in a gay bar.
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I loved Bill. The only one that has ever come close is Louis CK. It is to bad he was not better recorded. I have some of his work I found on cassettes some one had made at a couple of his performances. Probably the most profane, twisted, laugh until you hurt, comic of our time.This reminded me of the old Bill Hicks routine about creationists.
Anyways, that's all I got, guys. Carry on.
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*Quentin Tarantino slightly disapproves*
I quite like women's feet.
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