Anything is possible.No. Scary would be if we were wearing the same frocks at a party.
Cute eyes though, I call them sapphire eyes. Cheesy I know, but it works.
Anything is possible.No. Scary would be if we were wearing the same frocks at a party.
Stop being an ass and post your eyes!
Is this some kind of tarp I am walking into. You want only pants? Or perhaps I need some coffee.
nah, no trap, and not my opinion, i wrote that because my wife wanted me to, she hates frocks, dresses, skirts and such, basically she's a pants freak ![]()
Stop being an ass and post your eyes!
IT'S MIDNIGHT! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH LIGHT TO SHOW THE COLOUR OF MY EYES!
Guest_Corvus I_*
Stop spying on me and wiggle your bum.Stop being an ass and post your eyes!
Guest_Corvus I_*
Funny it's 7:00 am here. Perhaps the problem is in your location.IT'S MIDNIGHT! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH LIGHT TO SHOW THE COLOUR OF MY EYES!
It is 5 pm here and I'm sitting in my mother-in-laws kitchen. Free handyman as always.
it is 5 pm here and i'm sitting on my couch, slacking as always ![]()
It's 3:15PM here and I'm naked.
Two hours ahead of Corvy.
I already posted my sleep deprived looking eye ball though.
I'll just be here picking up chicks.
Ey gurlz, u all must b a magnetar cuz I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Guest_Corvus I_*
You look charming this morning. Go round them up.Two hours ahead of Corvy.
I already posted my sleep deprived looking eye ball though.
I'll just be here picking up chicks.
Ey gurlz, u all must b a magnetar cuz I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Guest_Corvus I_*
Way way too much information.It's 3:15PM here and I'm naked.
Guest_Corvus I_*
I thought Johnnie Walker was a girl?
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It's a Scotch Whisky.I thought Johnnie Walker was a girl?
I thought Johnnie Walker was a girl?
Girl?! On the internet!? Go home you're drunk!
I thought Johnnie Walker was a girl?
lol
If that's a lady-boy idgaf. I'd hit it.
Guest_Corvus I_*
French roast OK? Would you care for a scone as well?*looks at thread*
Corvy let me get in on that coffee?
If that's a lady-boy idgaf. I'd hit it.
After consulting the BSN's professional Stalker. AKA the worst person ever. I managed to get a picture of Johnnie.
Would you still hit it?
One time. I was at a bar with my brother and I was suppose to be his wingman, but I kinda got a little sidetracked because of this red headed gal.
She gave me her number after I bought her a drink or two and make her laugh some. The next day I proceeded to text her to ask, "So how was your day?"
But I made a typo and meant to press backspace to fix it, but instead I pressed enter. Thus sending, "So ho" instead.
F***.
Yeah, right over your head.
French roast OK? Would you care for a scone as well?
One time. I was at a bar with my brother and I was suppose to be his wingman, but I kinda got a little sidetracked because of this red headed gal.
She gave me her number after I bought her a drink or two and make her laugh some. The next day I proceeded to text her to ask, "So how was your day?"
But I made a typo and meant to press backspace to fix it, but instead I pressed enter. Thus sending, "So ho"
****
I despise auto correct.
once I tried entering my card details on a tablet so I could pay my insurance. The card required my name to be in all caps. So when I put in my name in all caps. It autocorrected everything but the first letter to be lower case. I wanted to smash that thing so badly.
Yeah, right over your head.
Two things wrong with that...
1) Don't pick a bar fight with an Aussie. It's a national sport over here.
2) Wasting any type of alcohol that isn't Victorian Bitter.
I'm revoking your drinking licence!