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[Br3admax]

 

Girly girl voices are fine, but I wouldn't want one for myself lol. 

Too bad that you have one then. Especially with that accent. 

[Johnnie Walker]

Too bad that you have one then. Especially with that accent. 

 

Screw you. My accent does not have that much of an emphases.

 

Get down here and fite me irl. Then I'll show you some people who have that accent heavy as f**k.

 

You sound like you're bored or unamused all the time tbh. Even when you laugh, s**t sounds forced mang.

[Dobby]

Does this mean we're going to make out now?

 

You want me to make you food? How 'bout you get the squid to jew eet instead. He'll be able to make up to 8 sammiches at once man.

 

Man that cake was good tbh. Coconut rum cake. Mmmm.

 

Though I gotta say. I was kinda cringe worth when I cut into the nipple. I was like aw man this is kinda disturbing. But once I took a bite, it was all good.

Only because I soked that f**ker in rum.

 

 

When did you hear my voice again? One of my youtube videos?

I don't even know what number of BSNers I've heard speak. *counts* Somewhere in the mid to high 20s. I laik to gaem with people or group voice chat while browsing BSN and talking about nonsense. Usually almost always involves drinking too.

 

Girly girl voices are fine, but I wouldn't want one for myself lol. But I can be the judge of that if we ever meet up or talk. =p

 

I'm not allowed to make out with other people, otherwise I would hehe. 

 

Haha you're right! He can make enough sammiches for both of us. I might give one to Crusty too if he's nice to me. 

 

Yep, I heard your voice in a video. That was enough for me to know what you sound like  

[Dobby]

Aren't those girly girl voice owners actually horrible and overrated singers?

 

Only these 2 are good...

 

Maybe?

 

Well I'm definitely not a singer.

 

But I do like Hilary Duff! 

[Voxr]

I have a weird/funny voice. Sometimes it makes me laugh. 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Yep, I heard your voice in a video. That was enough for me to know what you sound like

 

I can realize someone's voice tune with just hearing his/her sneeze or cough!

 

I have a weird/funny voice. Sometimes it makes me laugh. 

 

Isn't it simply annoying?

Like no one likes to listen to you talking about something, teaching and stuff?

[Johnnie Walker]

I'm not allowed to make out with other people, otherwise I would hehe. 

 

Haha you're right! He can make enough sammiches for both of us. I might give one to Crusty too if he's nice to me. 

 

Yep, I heard your voice in a video. That was enough for me to know what you sound like

 

WHAT A TEASE

 

Nah Crusty's just deplorable, he can have the scraps.

I can imagine his voice saying, "Wow. You're so mean to me. You're terrible."

Do you have any idea how many damn times I've heard him say that weekly?

Dunno why he says it. He knows what I am so why is he calling me terrible?

Cause my response is always, "Ofc I'm mean and terrible to you, I'm an assh**e. Don't why you're so surprised by my "mean" comments to you."

So no. No sammiches for him. He can help the squid clean up the kitchen and bring me a beer too.

 

I remember when I was working graves and I use to make random videos of me doing something or encountering something and filming my reactions.

Like when I saw a Vette while doing my rounds, and I held up the camera and was like, "Man look at dat ass. Aw that is just glorious. Mmm! I'd tap that."

Then an old lady was behind me (the building was open), thinking that she heard me. Thus I just cleared my throat and put the phone to my ear like I was talking on the phone. |:

[Dio Demon]

 

One person that posts in this thread voice is like Christopher Lee tier deep.

 

Sorry I just wanted an excuse to post this XD

[Jstatham1227]

So, what are you nerds up to? lel

[Br3admax]

You sound like you're bored or unamused all the time tbh. Even when you laugh, s**t sounds forced mang.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in South Carolina, I'll bet you couldn't pour ****** out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

[Dio Demon]

So, what are you nerds up to? lel

 

Nothing much... >.>

 

 

*snip*

Too long; did your mum.

[Dobby]

WHAT A TEASE

 

Nah Crusty's just deplorable, he can have the scraps.

I can imagine his voice saying, "Wow. You're so mean to me. You're terrible."

Do you have any idea how many damn times I've heard him say that weekly?

Dunno why he says it. He knows what I am so why is he calling me terrible?

Cause my response is always, "Ofc I'm mean and terrible to you, I'm an assh**e. Don't why you're so surprised by my "mean" comments to you."

So no. No sammiches for him. He can help the squid clean up the kitchen and bring me a beer too.

 

I remember when I was working graves and I use to make random videos of me doing something or encountering something and filming my reactions.

Like when I saw a Vette while doing my rounds, and I held up the camera and was like, "Man look at dat ass. Aw that is just glorious. Mmm! I'd tap that."

Then an old lady was behind me (the building was open), thinking that she heard me. Thus I just cleared my throat and put the phone to my ear like I was talking on the phone. |:

 

No u!

 

Crusty definitely deserves no food! Just now he was being mean to me again. I don't know why he's complaining about you being mean when he does the same thing! Of course he'll have to go and clean the kitchen now.

 

You're funny. I remember those days when you used to work graves. 

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

WHAT A TEASE
 
Nah Crusty's just deplorable, he can have the scraps.
I can imagine his voice saying, "Wow. You're so mean to me. You're terrible."
Do you have any idea how many damn times I've heard him say that weekly?
Dunno why he says it. He knows what I am so why is he calling me terrible?
Cause my response is always, "Ofc I'm mean and terrible to you, I'm an assh**e. Don't why you're so surprised by my "mean" comments to you."
So no. No sammiches for him. He can help the squid clean up the kitchen and bring me a beer too.
 

Despair Demon likes this.

[Jstatham1227]

*Stuff*

 

 

[Voxr]

 puke-drooling, 

I'm gonna use this. It made me giggle.

[Jstatham1227]

So, normal stuff for the looks of it? Then again, is anything normal here? 

[Dio Demon]

Despair Demon likes this.

Knew I forgot to like something. That always happens when I catch up in a thread...

[Br3admax]

Kids these days are so lazy. 

[Garryydde]

WHAT A TEASE
 
Nah Crusty's just deplorable, he can have the scraps.
I can imagine his voice saying, "Wow. You're so mean to me. You're terrible."
Do you have any idea how many damn times I've heard him say that weekly?
Dunno why he says it. He knows what I am so why is he calling me terrible?
Cause my response is always, "Ofc I'm mean and terrible to you, I'm an assh**e. Don't why you're so surprised by my "mean" comments to you."
So no. No sammiches for him. He can help the squid clean up the kitchen and bring me a beer too.
 
I remember when I was working graves and I use to make random videos of me doing something or encountering something and filming my reactions.
Like when I saw a Vette while doing my rounds, and I held up the camera and was like, "Man look at dat ass. Aw that is just glorious. Mmm! I'd tap that."
Then an old lady was behind me (the building was open), thinking that she heard me. Thus I just cleared my throat and put the phone to my ear like I was talking on the phone. |:

Crusty confirmed

 

C U C K

U       C

C       U  

K C U C

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

Pilsner!

 

Is it dirty?

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Crusty confirmed

C U C K
U C
C U
K C U C

>mfw no Wii U

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in South Carolina, I'll bet you couldn't pour ****** out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

 

*saves this for later use*

 

It's also good for rehearsing English.

[Dobby]

Too much writing. Not enough pictures.