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[Jorji Costava]

Think I'll pass. I find if I smile I can pretty much get anything I want.

 

I don't recall seeing too many pictures of smiling despots in history textbooks and whatnot, but hey, maybe you can be the first.

[Voxr]

actually british pissed means drunk

 

 

 

yup

I thought that was American pissed, just with more gunplay

[Voxr]

Tall grass is frightening. There's like snakes and spiders in there.

[Uccio]

actually british pissed means drunk

 

That would be a finn too then.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I've also heard that hair transplant procedures to improve the thickness of one's mustache have become pretty popular in a lot of parts of the Middle East as well. I'm thinking about getting one of these; how am I going to become a ruthless dictator of a country you've never heard of without a thick, manly mustache?

 

My mustache is so thick that I dislike it (and shave it all the year)! I wish my mustache was soft and awesome like the Chinese.

[Voxr]

Think I've got the edge on all of you guys.

 

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[Dobby]

I like Paul Rudd.

[Uccio]

On this subject, alike football, many of us would agree.

 

I´m the exception to the rule, of course. It has been a loooong time since I was really drunk. Come to think of it, it was the night when I met wifey. 

[Jorji Costava]

My mustache is so thick that I dislike it (and shave it all the year)! I wish my mustache was soft and awesome like the Chinese.

 

We should switch. All I get is some peachfuzz underneath the nose and around the chin area.

[Uccio]

We should switch. All I get is some peachfuzz underneath the nose and around the chin area.

 

You want a huge beard? I am glad I don´t have to shave every day. I don´t grow much beard either, just on the upper lip and chin. It is a family trait actually.

[Voxr]

I like Paul Rudd.

Me too!

 

 

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

Hardly any young British people say 'pissed' and mean 'drunk'. 

[ruggly]

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10/10 would boop.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

We should switch. All I get is some peachfuzz underneath the nose and around the chin area.

 

I don't think so!

 

Only if yours is this good:

 

 

or at least:

 

[Voxr]

10/10 would boop.

[Dobby]

Paul Rudd or Paul Rudd's nose. We need details.

 

All of him.

[Jorji Costava]

You want a huge beard? I am glad I don´t have to shave every day. I don´t grow much beard either, just on the upper lip and chin. It is a family trait actually.

 

I actually wouldn't want a big lumberjack beard or anything, but sometimes I think a bit more facial hair would be nice. The whole "Oh, I thought you were a student" thing from my students starts to get old after a while.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I actually wouldn't want a big lumberjack beard or anything, but sometimes I think a bit more facial hair would be nice. The whole "Oh, I thought you were a student" thing from my students starts to get old after a while.

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[Sigma Tauri]

I actually wouldn't want a big lumberjack beard or anything, but sometimes I think a bit more facial hair would be nice. The whole "Oh, I thought you were a student" thing from my students starts to get old after a while.

 

The problem isn't the facade; rather, it's the deed. Have you ever wrestled a bear? I suggest that, and wear its skin like Hercules to the Nemean lion. That way, people are going to say, "You're the teacher because you look grizzly." Only way.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

The chosen mustache of 19th century:

 

 

2nd place:

 

 

Not my favorite kind of mustaches though...