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[Jorji Costava]

Would you like a picture of my dong?

 

No way, that's against the rules.

 

Well, we sure donged a bullet there.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Hmm... I will have research this subject. Deeper.

 

Screw internet, cuz I couldn't find anything better than this for Research complete.

[Voxr]

You are 0 fun. 

Weren't you just complaining about certain balls being broke?

[Jock Cranley]

Weren't you just complaining about certain balls being broke?

 

I was not. I was stating a fact. Corvus was busting my balls about being hung up on a lesbian girl, and when I tease and playfully bust her lesbo-balls she's all NO THANKS

[Voxr]

I was not. I was stating a fact. Corvus was busting my balls about being hung up on a lesbian girl, and when I tease and playfully bust her lesbo-balls she's all NO THANKS

 

What a tease.

[Johnnie Walker]

*reads the rest of the pages I missed*

 

And lol is this a 21 questions thread now?

 

Pretty much sum up whatever impressions you guys got, mostly because you guys seem to talk about pretty much anything and most of you can appreciate good humor.

 

I have a rough dark humor exterior, nothing really personal to people tbh. I'm comical on just about anything really.

I just keep a wall up because of the bs.

 

Honestly the reason why I'm not serious 85% of the time is because I'd be dead without my sense of humor. Can't comprehend all the crap we experience in life without it tbh. Every day you get a profound sense of all this negligence and atrocity is illogical. There are some things that are legitimately serious such as someone's health is falling apart, the emptiness death can leave behind or someone getting in a really bad calamity.

But the rest of it..

 

If you can't laugh your way through life, then you are f***ed tbh. I make jokes out of a lot of things conditions because humor lightens it up for me and perhaps others. I don't want to be desolate and monotonous perspective all the damn time. Thus I'll just continue being desolate with an antic-filled nonsense attitude.

 

I'll share some details like age and such, other than that, I won't say much else publicly. I've had countless people jump to conclusions about my life, but honestly? I laugh at the inaccuracy of it. I don't give a stereotypical black woman's last fried chicken leg what people might assume thus I don't feel upset about it at all. Then I'll laugh at you. Maybe the joker is laughing at you too.

And that calls for many situations.

 

Many people could really chill out just a little more though tbh.

 

I'm tired of all that seriousness I just typed up, it's exhausting.

 

 

Excuse me while I laugh at my own post.

 

[Jock Cranley]

 

What a tease.

To hell with ye.

[Jstatham1227]

Well, out for the night. later everyone. 

[mybudgee]

Weren't you just complaining about certain balls being broke?

[Jorji Costava]

Well, this thread needs to get a bit sillier. I recommend some circular logic:

 

Spoiler

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

Stfu, Johnnie.  Just because you're a girl, doesn't mean I'm going to read a 300+ word essay about how you're feeling.  Just post a picture of your breasts or gtfo.

[Voxr]

*snip*

 

 

Much serious, such feels.

 

+1

 

 

To hell with ye.

[mybudgee]

Stfu, Johnnie.  Just because you're a girl, doesn't mean I'm going to read a 300+ word essay about how you're feeling.  Just post a picture of your breasts or gtfo.

She can break you like a breadstick. Belive it

 

[Jock Cranley]

I'm told that some may find the phrase 'lesbo-balls' inappropriate. Would 'lesballz' fit better?

[Dobby]

I'm told that some may find the phrase 'lesbo-balls' inappropriate. Would 'lesballz' fit better?

 

I like lesbo-balls better.

[Johnnie Walker]

Stfu, Johnnie.  Just because you're a girl, doesn't mean I'm going to read a 300+ word essay about how you're feeling.  Just post a picture of your breasts or gtfo.

 

I feel nothing.

 

Well except when I invite Mary over, then I might be feeling a little something. Mary sings in my ear, then floats to my ceiling and slowly dissipates.  But then I just gotta light more glorious Olympic style torch and Mary will come back. And you know what? Tis all good when she comes around tbh mang.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Why am I being questioned so much? I feel like a criminal and that I have to confess to something I didn't do.

 

It was Dobby in the lobby with the candlestick!

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

Sounds like you've been drinking drugs to me, MANG

[Voxr]

I feel nothing.

 

Well except when I invite Mary over, then I might be feeling a little something. Mary sings in my ear, then floats to my ceiling and slowly dissipates.  But then I just gotta light more glorious Olympic style torch and Mary will come back. And you know what? Tis all good when she comes around tbh mang.

Mary is the kinda lady that knows how to chill. 

[Johnnie Walker]

She can break you like a breadstick. Belive it

 

 

Shush you'll reveal my advantage! I'll reveal a hint: underestimating someone is your first mistake.

 

Never know when I might send my alcoholic forces to attack people.

 

Newspapers will say alcohol poising, obviously self inflected. Dehydrated themselves to death.

 

But. 

 

At the end of the day.

 

I'll be in the other room.

 

Banging and/or commanding their mothers.

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

I watched someone die after their liver ruptured as a result of alcohol abuse.

 

And I don't think there's a single girl on BSN who could whoop me.

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

I don't have insomnia, but I am afraid to close my eyes because that's when the voices come.

[Jock Cranley]

Shush you'll reveal my advantage! I'll reveal a hint: underestimating someone is your first mistake.

 

Never know when I might send my alcoholic forces to attack people.

 

Newspapers will say alcohol poising, obviously self inflected. Dehydrated themselves to death.

 

But. 

 

At the end of the day.

 

I'll be in the other room.

 

Banging and/or commanding their mothers.

 

Some things never change.

[mybudgee]

Well... looks like I have some catching up to do:

 

 

Cheers kids!!