That's actually a racist stereotype. Lobster people prefer to use water-based lubricants, both for the lubrication, and because the water in the lube helps to alleviate the feeling of homesickness for when we aren't in the ocean.
Also, lobsters actually have hands. The claws are just our version of baseball gloves. You never see us without the claws on though, since we're literally born and raised on baseball.
Alright, I'll take your word for it. hahaha
Dude, that sounds like it sucked. Holy crap.
Mostly for my Mom. I'm pretty sure it looked silly half-black half-brown, but I don't remember it being traumatizing, or anything. If anyone ever asked, it served as a convenient cautionary tale, "There's no such thing as temporary black hair dye."
And thus we appreciate our natural hair colors.
its time for something random
Maybe a subtle red. I dunno, I just love ladies with short red hair. Red heads are like a splash of strawberry jam in a nice cool glass of milk.
I'll investigate this. Can I pull it off if I'm married to a ginger, though?
Yeah, I was setting fire to the filing and got a bit carried away: the flames caught my hair, which was nicely covered with flammable hairspray. Nothing too serious, just a bit smelly and leaving me covered in crumbly hair fibres, and I now have a slight gap.
Another forumite mentioned not being allowed facial piercing too, which I would find annoying. I only have the one, but y'know. And a restriction regarding shoes would also probably be quite painful: I'd never be able to live in trainers, for instance.
1) That's a funny story. Hairspray is straight up dangerous. We have a potato gun that runs on hairspray and a cigarette lighter. Shoots those suckers, like, 500 feet.
2) I don't understand the rules about what "body modification" is acceptable. It's ok to pierce your tragus, but not your nose? I'm trying to plan my tattoo around what I expect I'll be wearing to work in the future. It's tricky.
Years ago when I was a lot younger, I dyed my hair black using "temporary" hair dye for Hallowe'en, when I went to a party as Eric Draven (of The Crow.) The costume went really well (I have a picture, but I'd have to scan it.)
Do it!
The lobster lube post got a laugh out of me. Nice work Ventus.
Do it!
Even though I'm somewhat unrecognizable because of the makeup, I won't be posting any pictures in here. 
I've posted them in private groups in the past, but even that has come with some serious issues occasionally (although none that directly impacted any photos that I posted.) I'm supportive of people posting their photos, don't get me wrong. But between what I've seen happen in the forums and even in private groups, I'm no longer comfortable posting any identifiable photos of people I know (including me.)
I would post, but I don't want to run into any rl people I know.
Many new pictures. Got to go and look at them all now! 
I love Wild Turkey tbh.
And yeah but you didn't offer any for free.
Booze pics though. What an interesting idea.
Course, where are my manners.
Then again, I usually DO share. My first bottle(smaller) of American Honey was done in 24 hours because I shared it amongst like five other people here.
When I got my next one(the one in that image) I was like NO, MINE! hahaha
There's actually some still sitting in the bottle on my nightstand.
Hmm im tempted to post a picture of Fat Bastard.
Hmm im tempted to post a picture of Fat Bastard.
Why would you post a picture of my mother?
I'm kidding she's not fat.
Go on...
Alright, I did mine the first 17 pages or whatever of the thread, and you did not, in fact, post a pic.
You're not allowed to peer pressure people into posting pics unless you do it too.
Make with the photo, Budgee!!!
Hmm im tempted to post a picture of Fat Bastard.
You can't post images of me without permission.
You can't post images of me without permission.
And you too! Picture!!!
And you too! Picture!!!
Implying I'd fit in one picture. A panoramic view would be necessary.
Implying I'd fit in one picture. A panoramic view would be necessary.
I love a good panoramic view. You're in the same class as the New York skyline and the grand canyon, which are absolutely beautiful, as I'm sure you are.
Besides, word on the street is you're full of it and are actually good looking.
You not the boss of meAlright, I did mine the first 17 pages or whatever of the thread, and you did not, in fact, post a pic.
You're not allowed to peer pressure people into posting pics unless you do it too.
Make with the photo, Budgee!!!
Recon is Bronn. Thats all I need to know.
I'm trying to drink my morning tea though.
Screw it, I'll multitask-
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My mug is better than yours.
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My mug is better than both of yours!
It's really not though. My Grumpy Cat mug is better but I don't have a picture with that one.
My mug is better than both of yours!
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It's really not though. My grumpy cat mug is better but I don't have a picture with that one.
You look very beautiful, Dobby!! 
My mug is better than both of yours!
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It's really not though. My Grumpy Cat mug is better but I don't have a picture with that one.
YOU DON'T LOOK AT ALL LIKE YOU DID IN THE CHANDELIER VIDEO
It was a LIE
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You look lovely yourself.
