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[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Good morning Rakia. Is the espresso machine working? I could use a cup.

its more like 10 pm

[Dobbysaurus]

You guys are so weird.

[Sigma Tauri]

fix your clock, duh.

 

Rakia needs to set his watch to coffee o'clock, stat!

[mybudgee]

At the risk of inflaming folks, I need to ask the BSN:

 

When it comes to fondling nice racks, do you prefer a dry rub or a wet rub?

wet 1000%

[Dobbysaurus]

Yeah, for me personally, there is no such thing as too small but there is definitely a too big.

 

Those jugs are scary.

 

"To me she looks structurally unsound." - Dick Pepperfield

 

What about completely flat chested? 

 

Really big boobs are definitely scary. I don't know why some women think that's attractive and get them that big. 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking of this exact scene while reading all those comments about racks! 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Rakia needs to set his watch to coffee o'clock, stat!

its always coffee o'clock

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

What about completely flat chested? 

 

you mean like my wife?

 

 

*gets hit over the head with a plate*

[FraQ]

What about completely flat chested? 

 

Wouldn't bother me.

[DarknessNox]

Flat chest you mean like on a girl? Small boobies?

 

Nighty night from me

[Jorji Costava]

I'm just wondering how we ended up talking about noted mathematicians.

 

[Voxr]

You guys are so weird.

pfff

[Jstatham1227]

legal, female, human = about all I need

[Cyonan]

legal, female, human = about all I need

 

If you go to Japan, the legal age becomes lower thus increasing the number of potential women.

[Jstatham1227]

If you go to Japan, the legal age becomes lower thus increasing the number of potential women.

 

I know it's 13. I'm really not into that though. 

[Jstatham1227]

Also like a girl that's honest, shy maybe, homely and simple. 

[mybudgee]

Also like a girl that's honest, shy maybe, homely and simple.

Ugly fetish CONFIRMED

[ruggly]

Also like a girl that's honest, shy maybe, homely and simple. 

 

Ugly fetish CONFIRMED

 

Well, that confirms everything.

[Jstatham1227]

Ugly fetish CONFIRMED

 

psh, looks still matter of course. lel

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

I know it's 13. I'm really not into that though. 

 

Really?

 

They all look 13 and you don't have a clue what they're saying, so what difference does it make?

 

What's the Japanese word for "stop"?

 

Looks aren't really all that important in the grand scheme of things, Statham.  Remember, women have a much shorter shelf life than men.  You'll still be getting better looking at 30+, whilst girls your age will be getting uglier.  A woman who looks after her body is more valuable for a long term partner, in my opinion.  Or, if you're attractive enough, you can just trade your old model in for a new one when she starts coming down the hill.

[Jock Cranley]

Ugly fetish CONFIRMED

 

There are some solid reasons to have an ugly fetish:

 

[mybudgee]

Fat chicks: dat enthusiasm

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

It's too bad they're too fat to turn than enthusiasm into energy.

[Jock Cranley]

It's too bad they're too fat to turn than enthusiasm into energy.

 

 

She doesn't need that much energy if she's on the bottom

[Jstatham1227]

But I'm not in the mood for mountain climbing........