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[Dio Demon]

The only acceptable tattoos are those in image of our Lord and saviour 3PAC son str8up zero hoots

Wha...?

 

Can I get a translator for the last bit please?

[Johnnie Walker]

Tattoos are degenerate.

 

Ehh, tattoos lol. I'm not interested in them personally, but as long as they aren't over the top like a face tattoo or anything, they can look alright on other people.

Your gf has tattoos. |:

 

[Garryydde]

Wha...?
 
Can I get a translator for the last bit please?

you're gonna overdose on all those hoots son through 3PAC you can cleanse yourself of hoots and live a long happy life not giving a single hoot son

[Bison]

Wha...?

 

Can I get a translator for the last bit please?

Straight up son. Zero hoots (Zero fucks given)

[Dio Demon]

Straight up son. Zero hoots (Zero fucks given)

Ahh okay. I only speak English, American, Australian and Australian Bogan.

[Bison]

Ahh okay. I only speak English, American, Australian and Australian Bogan.

We might have to speak Bogan to confuse some people some time. 

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

We might have to speak Bogan to confuse some people some time.

fark off mate there's no bloody need ta go that far

[leighzard]

Duck soup is clearly a supermodel.  Or should be.

 

i dont know about Recon but im definetely ugly enough to balance the thread

False.

 

I'm in the process of getting a tattoo.  Checking the drawing next Monday, work starts early April.  I might post it when it's done. I think I have a picture somewhere of a sharpie drawing on my back.  It looks decidedly less cool.

Sully, I'd love to see your sleeve for real.  The drawing is pretty boss though.  And I like your striped pants. 

[Garryydde]

fark off mate there's no bloody need ta go that far

**** off we're full mate ya ****

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

**** off we're full mate ya ****

[Bison]

**** off we're full mate ya ****

oi ya eejit i agre were full but mate thars no bloody need ta swear 

[Garryydde]

oi ya eejit i agre were full but mate thars no bloody need ta swear

yeah mate it's just those bloody [RACIAL SLUR REDACTED BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED YET] have been takin me bloody job mate

[Dio Demon]

oi ya eejit i agre were full but mate thars no bloody need ta swear 

Oi, fark off. Leave 'im lone or I'll reck ya mum!

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

would you blokes shut the **** up? im tryin to watch big brother and i can't hear **** if you c***s keep yappin' about your bullshit jobs. mate just head down to the centrelink and get hooked up

[Fast Jimmy]

I'm blue eyed and blonde haired (when I don't shave my head).

I promise I'm not a Neo-Nazi.

[Garryydde]

fair dinkum mate noe I've gotta go to bloody centrelink and stand in line for bloody hours to then be told I can't get me dole this month. That's Unaustralian mate, fair dinkum it's bloody Unaustralian

[Bison]

Oi, fark off. Leave 'im lone or I'll reck ya mum!

listen ere ya bloody bogan ya touch me mum ill knock ya flat

[Dio Demon]

yeah mate it's just those bloody [RACIAL SLUR REDACTED BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GET BANNED YET] have been takin me bloody job mate

Image may be disturbing to non-Australians. Us Aussies have grown immune to it.

 

Spoiler

Tony: I'll get rid of the gay, female, islamic boat people and bring back jobs to 'Straya!

 

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I regret nothing XD

[Johnnie Walker]

Well I guess I'll be the first to post a tattoo.

 

Spoiler

Dragon on my right shoulder/shoulder blade.

[DuckSoup]

Duck soup is clearly a supermodel.  Or should be.

 

 

That's very kind of you, but I'm only 5ft tall so that could never happen. 

[Dio Demon]

That's very kind of you, but I'm only 5ft tall so that could never happen. 

Stand on my shoulders XD

 

I'm over 6ft. Don't they usually want tall women? Taller the better?

[Johnnie Walker]

Image may be disturbing to non-Australians. Us Aussies have grown immune to it.

 

Spoiler

Tony: I'll get rid of the gay, female, islamic boat people and bring back jobs to 'Straya!

 

<.<

>.>

I regret nothing XD

 

That's what I have to look forward to? ****, I'm canceling my plane ticket.

[DuckSoup]

 

Nothing at all degenerate about these tats... 

[Johnnie Walker]

I actually prefer short ladies. I wouldn't date a gal that's taller than me tbh. I'm 5'8" (175cm) btw. So Duck has always been a 11/10 in my book. =p

[Garryydde]

That's what I have to look forward to? ****, I'm canceling my plane ticket.

Tony Abbott has accomplished an impossible feat by making everyone in the country unanimously hate him regardless of political afiliation