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[Voxr]

femvaders are like Tali, they look hot but then the mask comes off and you find out its actually Jar Jar

Don't you dare say anything about Tali. Her cuteness and sweat is the best.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Oh this thread...

 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

If you're bored watch this.

 

[Voxr]

Some one should tell a knock knock joke.

[Johnnie Walker]

>knock knock

>who's there

>bee

>bee who

>would you bee a dear and get me a beer

 

 

Alas I just unlocked 5 moar achievements in Age of Empires II HD. 86 out of 259. I'll get there. Eventually.

I'm gonna hit the 'ol dusty trail though. Almost 5:30pm here. I have the oddest sleep schedule. But I have reasons.

[Voxr]

>knock knock

>who's there

>bee

>bee who

>would you bee a dear and get me a beer

All I read was beer 10/10 comedy genius. Look out C.K. 

 

 

I have one

 

>Knock knock 

>Who's there?

>Who.

>Who who

>Oh look an owl!

 

I want to thank my first grade teacher Mrs. C, my 100 Wacky Jokes to Tell Your Friends book and all my Ghallager tapes. For this wonderful yet substantial cheesy joke.

[Voxr]

Who's there?

[Voxr]

There you go again. Please try to remember this. Who's on first. Now you start.

Well you should know their name.

 

I do. 

 

Then who's on first?

 

Yes.

 

I mean the fellas name.

 

Who.

 

The guy on first.

 

And then....

[Commander Rpg]

I have a knock knock joke.

I have a joke with knock knocks.

 

[Voxr]

Oh ****, is there some one at the door?

Sorry Voxr. I have some really important things to do right now. So, it not you, it me. I need to get ready for the 15th, you know, gotta get ready for lot of popcorn in and sodas and jelly babies. Maybe even a couple of sighs for Charlize.

For Mad Max!? I can't wait either. I think I might get a couple of friends together and see it.

[Jock Cranley]

Absolute Gold right here.

 

[Dobbysaurus]

Oh ****, is there some one at the door?

Sorry Voxr. I have some really important things to do right now. So, it not you, it me. I need to get ready for the 15th, you know, gotta get ready for lot of popcorn in and sodas and jelly babies. Maybe even a couple of sighs for Charlize.

 

Jelly babies!! Where do you get them from? 

[Voxr]

Courtney, Riley, Abbey, Rosie, and don’t forget Zoë and Tom should be ok too; I suspect we will want to watch a couple of times.

I've been putting off movie hype for the last couple of years. But this is one I'm super pumped for. 

[Dobbysaurus]

I get a care package monthly with fresh tea, biscuits, Oxo cubes, Pontefract cakes and assorted sweets. And a bunch of other things as needed, but I talk to my mother almost every day so she just keeps adding things to the list.

 

Oh I see. I thought you had found a special place in the US where they sell them. I wish they sold them here. My boyfriend sent me some from England to try a while back. They made me giggle just looking at them. 

 

I should ask him for a monthly care package full of goodies too! 

[Voxr]

Whats a jelly baby? Are they like jelly beans? 

 

 

Or are they actual babies? 

 

EDIT: They look kinda like sour patch kids. I take it they're good from Dobby's reaction.

[Dobbysaurus]

Whats a jelly baby? Are they like jelly beans? 

 

 

Or are they actual babies? 

 

They're like the inside of a jelly bean. Kind of soft.

 

[Voxr]

I hope that's sugar coating...........

[Jock Cranley]

I hope that's sugar coating...........

 

Nope. It's crack.

[Dobbysaurus]

What kind of things do you like? I can coach you.

 

I like cookies.

Things with some sort of creme inside.

Chocolate too, but not dark chocolate that much. 

Caramel 

 

He once sent me Marmite to try. I definitely didn't like that! haha