Wash the Donkey!

Wash the Donkey!

Shave the Bieber!
Shave the Bieber!

mfw reading this thread

God, I hate being sick. With finals and everything, just annoying as hell.

You must combat the flu with Vitamin C!
I'd recommend Orange Juice.
... Then just add some Vodka and your finals will fly by!
'murica?
Damn skippy!
I just drank a bottle actually. lel
You must combat the flu with Vitamin C!
I'd recommend Orange Juice.
Pfft, Orange Juice is for plebs. The master class drinks Pineapple Juice to recover health!
I just drank a bottle actually. lel
Of vodka? A whole bottle? Jesus......
Of vodka? A whole bottle? Jesus......
psh, hell no, what am I, Russian? No, orange juice. lel
psh, hell no, what am I, Russian? No, orange juice. lel
I figured that's what you meant. But there was an opening so I took it.
I figured that's what you meant. But there was an opening so I took it.
cool........................and here's a gif with no connection I guess.

cool........................and here's a gif with no connection I guess.
^ proves you drank the vodka bottle.
Well, if booze, sauna or tar won´t help you then you are a goner. A old finnish saying. Something to cheer you up.
You must combat the flu with Vitamin C!
I'd recommend Orange Juice.
... Then just add some Vodka and your finals will fly by!
It always cracks me up when people say this kind of thing. Vitamin C does NOTHING for your body once you are infected. It is preventative, but once the virus is running rampant, all you can do is rest & hydrate. Save the vitamin-rich diet for when you are well
It always cracks me up when people say this kind of thing. Vitamin C does NOTHING for your body once you are infected. It is preventative, but once the virus is running rampant, all you can do is rest & hydrate. Save the vitamin-rich diet for when you are well
Sweat in a 120 degree Fahrenheit room or area for one hour and all viruses die!
It always cracks me up when people say this kind of thing. Vitamin C does NOTHING for your body once you are infected. It is preventative, but once the virus is running rampant, all you can do is rest & hydrate. Save the vitamin-rich diet for when you are well
*snip*
Baby, the other OTHER white meat...
It always cracks me up when people say this kind of thing. Vitamin C does NOTHING for your body once you are infected. It is preventative, but once the virus is running rampant, all you can do is rest & hydrate. Save the vitamin-rich diet for when you are well
So... Just drink the Vodka then? ![]()
That isn't true. If you lightly cover yourself with olive oil and then roll in enough powdered vitamin c to coat your entire body you will have an effective sunscreen, a natural insect repellant, boyfriend deterrent and a cure for all bacterial, fungal and viral infections. All with a pleasing lemon scent!
Try it for yourself!
She's lying you guys...
There isn't even a hint of lemon!
When in doubt, tough it out.
When in doubt, tough it out.
If it tastes bad and stings, It means it's working.
But listen closely..... I've got to keep control
I remember doing the time warp!
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling......... Lets do the time warp again!
Lets do the time warp again!!!
