Are you at least going to buy me an ice cream cone?
How about a Big Stick? I'm eating one right now. I have extras.
Are you at least going to buy me an ice cream cone?
How about a Big Stick? I'm eating one right now. I have extras.
How about a Big Stick? I'm eating one right now. I have extras.
Spoiler

You get no Big Stick
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
You get no Big Stick
Hey hey hey hey. Hey. Hey.
You never specified it had to be dat booty attached to the backside.
Okay I got everything sorted and written up. I made a seperate thread. And all that await's is Mybudgee, Corvus, Leigh, Mouse, and Uccio to hop in. I started us of with Corvus' dinner scene she wrote.
http://forum.bioware...ter/?p=19246688
Also excuse any weird misspellings or wording. Lack of sleep last night and I typed half of it on my tablet (weird auto correct) may have made it weird. I'll edit it when I need to.
So now we can get this thread back to the pics and BS.
Speaking of, I have a picture of Bono I took. It isn't great quality. But it's hard when you have a 100 other people jumping up and down around you.
In light of the recent bicep photos, this is where I could have a bicep
Dat awkward moment when you realize all your 8 notifications are your friends' status updates.
You get no Big Stick
Photoshop Level: 5
(comparing to Goku's power level)
I'd rather see booty pics.
No, I prefer the front view much more!
How about a Big Stick? I'm eating one right now. I have extras.
Hey hey hey hey. Hey. Hey.
You never specified it had to be dat booty attached to the backside.
Comedy gold! Y'all should take this show on the road.
Also, you're diesel, Rugs. Very impressive.
True story:
My left bicep was looking decidedly larger than my right a few years ago. I was working at the mall, so I figured it was maybe because I was holding our boxes of product on the left side of my body and using my right arm to stock. Obviously, my left arm was getting huge from stabilizing products while I was working. And, jackpot, it kept getting bigger! I asked a trainer at my gym if he knew how I was getting so ripped on one side of my body. Well..... turns out it was a tumor in my left arm, about the size of an egg. It wasn't malignant, just a lipoma, but I had to get it removed. I spent a solid six weeks thinking I was so jacked... I am the biggest idiot I know.
True story:
My left bicep was looking decidedly larger than my right a few years ago. I was working at the mall, so I figured it was maybe because I was holding our boxes of product on the left side of my body and using my right arm to stock. Obviously, my left arm was getting huge from stabilizing products while I was working. And, jackpot, it kept getting bigger! I asked a trainer at my gym if he knew how I was getting so ripped on one side of my body. Well..... turns out it was a tumor in my left arm, about the size of an egg. It wasn't malignant, just a lipoma, but I had to get it removed. I spent a solid six weeks thinking I was so jacked... I am the biggest idiot I know.
People are always asking me...
"Reggie, why are you only working out one side of your body?"
I tell em, It's an experiment! I'm like a scientist!
I'm afraid to go back and read what I missed on this thread. Truly.
In light of the recent bicep photos, this is where I could have a bicep
Still one of the most overrated muscles. Traps (neck) is where its at, huge upper traps separate the pretty boy bodybuilders from the power lifters since only those who lift heavy need them.
![]()
I love doing 1 repetition max weight overhead military presses and dead lifts, thats where you absolutely need that muscle group.

Nice guns
It is a pretty nice peashooter.
Still one of the most overrated muscles. Traps (neck) is where its at, huge upper traps separate the pretty boy bodybuilders from the power lifters since only those who lift heavy need them.
![]()
I love doing 1 repetition max weight overhead military presses and dead lifts, thats where you absolutely need that muscle group.
I don't think I'll be getting traps that size like...ever.
Booty Quake tho.
Booty Quake tho.
Eternally waiting for that sequel...
Eternally waiting for that sequel...
I really hope it's good. I mean the last one ended on a cliff hanger. Maybe Dobby can get you tickets too?
Booty Quake tho.
It is a pretty nice peashooter.
I don't think I'll be getting traps that size like...ever.
Nonsense, you just have to lift hard enough, do your weekly set of standing overhead presses mercilessly. ![]()
Nonsense, you just have to lift hard enough, do your weekly set of standing overhead presses mercilessly.
As a female, I don't think I would look good real jacked.
As a female, I don't think I would look good real jacked.
Whoopsie, I kind of missed that you're a boobed member of the human species. Yeah, well, guess you won't get those huge traps then.
But nice guns none the less! ![]()
Whoopsie, I kind of missed that you're a boobed member of the human species. Yeah, well, guess you won't get those huge traps then.
But nice guns none the less!
Yeah, at this point I'm just looking to tone up. Although I managed to do two pulls ups, so that's something.
Yeah, at this point I'm just looking to tone up. Although I managed to do two pulls ups, so that's something.
That's two more pullups than 90% of the healthy female part of the population can do, so I tip my hat to you, you're on the right track. ![]()
I'm currently helping a couple of friends to get fit (men and women) and their physical capabilities (or lack of) make me want to cry every training session.
Some of them -not overweight, healthy and in their early thirties- can't even do a single body weight squat, let alone any kind of pullup. ![]()
As a female, I don't think I would look good real jacked.
You'd probably still look good.
There's a line somewhere. I don't know exactly where, but it's in between this:

And this:

Somewhere in between those.
Yeah, at this point I'm just looking to tone up. Although I managed to do two pulls ups, so that's something.
I can do exactly zero pull ups.