Adelaide is boring and more dead than one of Xil's sexual partners, Sydney is a crap city with crap traffic and crappier people and I can't even have lunch in Melbourne anymore without running into über hipsters or people with purple hair just waiting to tell me about their preferred pronouns.
Yet I'm acutely aware that I am living the good life compared to most of the world. I want off this ride, Mr. Bones.
If you're running into hipsters. Are they really hipsters?
Also, as a bottle of Vorx Brand Bleach we're getting a trademark btw. Look out Clorox! my preferred pronouns are: Blea, Blears, and Bleam.





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