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[Garryydde]

I saw Keanu Reeves on the train to work a few weeks ago. He was tearing bits off of his newspaper, screwing then up into little balls, and throwing them at an elderly woman sitting opposite to him, laughing really loudly each time he successfully hit her. She was obviously trying really hard to just ignore him, but that just made him laugh more and repeat “Try to stop me, you shriveled up ******!” over and over, which quickly reduced her to tears. Eventually a guy sitting a little further down got sick of it and confronted him, standing right up next to him and telling him to stop. Reeves tried to act tough at first, calling him names and asking the guy whether he even knew who he was dealing with, but when he tried to stand up and push him away he realized the guy was like a full foot taller than him. He immediately started apologizing, saying he was “Just trying to have a little fun”, while begging the man not to beat the **** out of him. It was honestly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen in my life. The guy eventually went back to his seat and Reeves got off on the next stop with his head to the floor avoiding eye contact. As the train went off I saw him standing at the station, staring daggers at the old lady as we rode away. I haven't seen her on the train since.

[Voxr]

Damn

[Voxr]

Come on Voxr, tell us some of your Taylor stories.

Lalalala

What was that you said?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I saw Keanu Reeves on the train to work a few weeks ago. He was tearing bits off of his newspaper, screwing then up into little balls, and throwing them at an elderly woman sitting opposite to him, laughing really loudly each time he successfully hit her. She was obviously trying really hard to just ignore him, but that just made him laugh more and repeat “Try to stop me, you shriveled up ******!” over and over, which quickly reduced her to tears. Eventually a guy sitting a little further down got sick of it and confronted him, standing right up next to him and telling him to stop. Reeves tried to act tough at first, calling him names and asking the guy whether he even knew who he was dealing with, but when he tried to stand up and push him away he realized the guy was like a full foot taller than him. He immediately started apologizing, saying he was “Just trying to have a little fun”, while begging the man not to beat the **** out of him. It was honestly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen in my life. The guy eventually went back to his seat and Reeves got off on the next stop with his head to the floor avoiding eye contact. As the train went off I saw him standing at the station, staring daggers at the old lady as we rode away. I haven't seen her on the train since.

 

We've had enough of your urban legends.

[mousestalker]

I once saw Kevin Costner at a baseball game. He was down at field level and we were up in the bleachers. We knew it was him because the big monitor at the field showed him. I yelled "Hi Kevin, I'm a real fan of yours!" but he acted as though he never heard me. I cried for an hour afterwards.

But I got even, his next movie after that was Waterworld and his career has never recovered.

Karmic payback for the win.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I once saw Kevin Costner at a baseball game. He was down at field level and we were up in the bleachers. We knew it was him because the big monitor at the field showed him. I yelled "Hi Kevin, I'm a real fan of yours!" but he acted as though he never heard me. I cried for an hour afterwards.

But I got even, his next movie after that was Waterworld and his career has never recovered.

Karmic payback for the win.

people who dont like Waterworld should be shot, just saying

[Voxr]

I thought I saw Moby at a concert once. Turns out it was just a bald guy with a grey hoody and glasses.


Wait a second.......

[Voxr]

people who dont like Waterworld should be given shots, just saying

You're right. Copious amounts of alcohol is the only way to make it through that disaster.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

people who dont like Waterworld should be shot, just saying

 

Don't cause panic and terror.

 

BTW Kevin Costner is boss. Those who don't like him should be thrown in front of Crocodiles. Oh wait...

[Voxr]

Woah, that bald guy was one of the largest figures to bring electronic music from the mostly underground to the mainstream. For better or worse depending on who you are.

[Fast Jimmy]

Wait... what happened to this thread?

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Woah, that bald guy was one of the largest figures to bring electronic music from the mostly underground to the mainstream. For better or worse depending on who you are.

 

Do you mean Gigi D'Agostino?

 

 

[Voxr]

No. 

 

 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Well... well... when I was 7 I curtsied to the Queen and the King Consort. She has been a star a lot longer than Keanu Reeves and Kevin Costner and a bald guy and probably ruled Water World at one time or another. Then I married a yank. My expectations have taken a turn.

now you curtsy to Obama?

[Dobbysaurus]

Can't you guys ever be normal? Look at the state of this thread!! Look at it!

[Voxr]

Oh c'mon now. It's not that bad. 

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Can't you guys ever be normal? Look at the state of this thread!! Look at it!

 

[mousestalker]

Reality just out did the Onion, again

I blame the youth of today with their rockety roll and hippity hop. They has no respect, I tells ya.

[Voxr]

Vampires!

[mousestalker]

More like wannabiters

[Voxr]

If I rip off one of their shirts do you think they'd sparkle?

[mousestalker]

If I rip off one of their shirts do you think they'd sparkle?

Only one way to find out. I'll stand over here....