If God had meant for us to run ten miles in the morning, he would have given us rocket skates for feet.
Since he did not, my only conclusion is that we were intended to not run 10 miles, but to sleep in and bury our heads under the covers.
The mighty Thunder God approves.
If God had meant for us to run ten miles in the morning, he would have given us rocket skates for feet.
Since he did not, my only conclusion is that we were intended to not run 10 miles, but to sleep in and bury our heads under the covers.
If God had meant for us to run ten miles in the morning, he would have given us rocket skates for feet.
If God had meant for us to run ten miles in the morning, he would have given us rocket skates for feet.
Since he did not, my only conclusion is that we were intended to not run 10 miles, but to sleep in and bury our heads under the covers.
i have insomnia 
It's always a revelation to find out how the other half lives.
How do you people survive without rocket skates? Do you rely on teleporters? Or do you not have those as well?
we have mouse powered airships
So, what is this thread about these days?
rocket skates
rocket skates
So, what is this thread about these days?
And tomorrow about electrical shavers.
Unless that has already been covered.
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I thought there was something odd about the colour of your sky. Out here we just wait for time space to fold and step on through. In some situations we can be there before we leave, this works well for happy hour. Clearly some of you have not mastered the 3rd law of galactic physics. No matter where you go, there you are. Start thinking 42!It's always a revelation to find out how the other half lives.
How do you people survive without rocket skates? Do you rely on teleporters? Or do you not have those as well?
Rocket skates? I kinda prefer the Slim Pickens method of flying on rockets:
you know, a 10 mile run is a great way to start a day....now im gonna die...
And here I was feeling proud of myself for going to yoga class and doing the elliptical. Guess I'm gonna have to up my game.
I'm kinda randomly hoping it's about cheese. Or any random subject, really. I'm feeling too fat to post selfies right now, due to being actually too fat.
Electric shavers suck. They take so long that by the time I've finished doing my legs, it's time to start again. Sigh.
Here, here! Never touch the things. They're slow and don't get the job done.
Also, if you really want to talk about cheese, I am so down. I'm very into St. Marcellin right now. I've realized that, in addition to being a terrible mother, I could never have a baby because you're not allowed to eat soft cheeses. That really completes the trifecta of things I can't give up. The other two being sushi and red wine. Next they'll tell me you can't have tea! Some people just aren't meant to reproduce.
Rocket Skates? It's 2015 people we should have Hover Boards by now!
Robert Zemekis lied to us!!
Also, if you really want to talk about cheese, I am so down. I'm very into St. Marcellin right now. I've realized that, in addition to being a terrible mother, I could never have a baby because you're not allowed to eat soft cheeses. That really completes the trifecta of things I can't give up. The other two being sushi and red wine. Next they'll tell me you can't have tea! Some people just aren't meant to reproduce.
I never got round to the reproduction thing. I'm too irresponsible to look after myself let alone any dependent. Where cheese is concerned, anything sufficiently blue and smelly will do me. Except for that Sicilian stuff with the acrobatic maggots. I'm not sure if I've had Saint-Marcellin before, it seems familiar, but I should give it a try regardless as it sounds wonderfully, erm, "aromatic".
Oh it is. My husband (uneducated in the ways of fine, smelly cheeses) calls it "garbage cheese." That's how you know it's good.
Maggot cheese, though? That sounds like it crosses a line.
I never got round to the reproduction thing. I'm too irresponsible to look after myself let alone any dependent.
finally someone who understands 
Maggot cheese? Pretty sure that would be Casu Marzu from Sardinia, Italy. The maggots can leap up to 15cm in the air. I think I'll be passing on that one myself.
Maggot cheese? Pretty sure that would be Casu Marzu from Sardinia, Italy. The maggots can leap up to 15cm in the air. I think I'll be passing on that one myself.
i think ill set it on fire....
I can't even eat cheese, the histamine screws me up pretty bad. 
i think ill set it on fire....
Please do.
I can't even eat cheese, the histamine screws me up pretty bad.
That sucks, I'll eat this slice of provolone in your honor then.
In Grilled Cheesus' Name We Pray tbh.
On an unrelated note: I miss FraQ 
I miss food.
I miss food.
Food has already moved on. I hear it's with that dirty skank from down the street.
I miss money.
No really, veggies went up a bit around here for some reason thus I've decided to grow my own!
Romaine.
It.. it's gettin' there. It was completely flat on top when I put it in there.
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