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[Voxr]

Sweat tea.... Sweatt-ea..... Sweatt-e.......Sweaty

 

Sweaty. 

 

[Johnnie Walker]

That's courteous at least. 

 

That also reminds me of a funny story. I used to be really bad at stealing my mom's drinks. And I typically asked if I could drink it....after I started. That ended one day when I went to her work to pick her up and go to lunch. I walked into her office and lone an behold I see one of those plastic refill cups like what you can get at 7/11 or Conoco (not as big though). Anyway I figure I'm thirsty, there's a cup with liquid, and nobody's drinking it. Ooooh yeah......  I grab it, take a rather big drink, and the drink tasted really weird. I told her, her tea tasted really weird (she usually drinks sweet tea) but before she could say anything I took yet another drink. I stopped for a moment and tried to place the flavor, and I couldn't. 

 

"Did you flavor this?." I took another drink. "Jesus, where did you get this? Cause it's awful."

 

My dearest mother looked at me and smiled while trying not to laugh. She said "It tastes bad because it's been sitting there for almost two weeks." 

 

 

 

I drank two week old tea three times!!!!!!!!!!    Oh man I almost got sick right then and there. I looked in the cup too and gelatinous film had even started to form on the surface.

 

Since then I haven't ever accepted a drink from my mother or asked for one...  

 

Lmao that's terrible, but I feel ya.

You reminded of the time I was with my brother in his car on the way to the beach. And I was pretty parched and I saw two Dr. Pepper bottles in his cup holder thus asked him if one of them was good. The one closest to him was the good one and I took a few sips out of it. Then I went to go reach for it again without looking and accidentally picked up the passenger Dr. Pepper.. 

 

Not only was it old and hot as f*ck.

 

But it was also used as a dip can.

My brother used to dip when trying to get of cigs, but he ended up going back on them anyway.

 

But that sh*t was disgusting. And he was just howling with laughter, but after I recovered from it I was laughing too.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

have i ever told you guys how much i hate waking up?

[Voxr]

have i ever told you guys how much i hate waking up?

 

Lmao that's terrible, but I feel ya.

You reminded of the time I was with my brother in his car on the way to the beach. And I was pretty parched and I saw two Dr. Pepper bottles in his cup holder thus asked him if one of them was good. The one closest to him was the good one and I took a few sips out of it. Then I went to go reach for it again without looking and accidentally picked up the passenger Dr. Pepper.. 

 

Not only was it old and hot as f*ck.

 

But it was also used as a dip can.

My brother used to dip when trying to get of cigs, but he ended up going back on them anyway.

 

But that sh*t was disgusting. And he was just howling with laughter, but after I recovered from it I was laughing too.

Grody... but kind of funny. I think everyone has at least one experience accidentally drinking something that's gross. And if they don't they need one.

 

It builds character goddammit! 

[Garryydde]

have i ever told you guys how much i hate waking up?

[Voxr]

I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. I think I'm gonna go with a Keith Flint nohawk, what do you guys think?

[LPPrince]

have i ever told you guys how much i hate waking up?

 

WITH FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I'm getting a haircut tomorrow. I think I'm gonna go with a Keith Flint nohawk, what do you guys think?

i think people spend too much time on their hair

[Voxr]

Well I'm starting to get Beiber bangs so I think I'm gonna cut it. Besides I could never get to based LPPrince or DD length.

[Dio Demon]

i think people spend too much time on their hair

I don't... my hair is natural perfection

[Dermain]

Jimmy that's adorable! You are living the dream man, I envy you your family.

Tho tbh the thought of raising a daughter terrifies me, well, a son scares me too, but daughter more so for some reason.

 

I'm the opposite.

 

That is why I always check what I eat and drink. Never just put something in your mouth without verifying what it is first. Thats how babies happen.

 

Right?

 

Exactly.

[Garryydde]

You know what I'm sick of? Seeing Jared Leto's ugly ****** smile as the Joker every time I open up a new tab.



My YT page doesn't even look like that.

[Voxr]

I wish YT would stop recommending me CoD channels. I watched one, ONE MW2 clip and now all I get is fking Woodysgamertag and MLG1337FazeClan420Swag 13 y/o's. 

[Fast Jimmy]

https://www.youtube....h?v=ygr5AHufBN4

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[thE-Ro]

Crotch spawn.

Awwww ruggly girl you cray cray. 

[malloc]

You know what I'm sick of? Seeing Jared Leto's ugly ****** smile as the Joker every time I open up a new tab.



My YT page doesn't even look like that.

Le Randumb Green Hair Crazey guy

[Giant ambush beetle]

have i ever told you guys how much i hate waking up?

Tell that to those people in comas. 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Tell that to those people in comas. 

i would but they cant hear me

[Johnnie Walker]

Ya know when someone calls your name but when you look around you see no one?

What if that's because we're in a coma and our loved ones are telling us to wake up.

[Voxr]

I usually quit taking hits by that point...

[LPPrince]

I've been watching a load of CoD videos lately but they've been of a few dudes trolling squeakers/hackers/dummies.

[Johnnie Walker]

I've been watching a load of CoD videos lately but they've been of a few dudes trolling squeakers/hackers/dummies.

 

I like the ones where people use recordings of Christopher Walken, Obama, Hank Hill, etc while play CoD MP. It's entertaining.

[LPPrince]

I like the ones where people use recordings of Christopher Walken, Obama, Hank Hill, etc while play CoD MP. It's entertaining.

 

The ones I've been watching are of dudes just calling out the stupidity of some of the things gamers have said.

 

"MAC IP addresses", "*same subscriber numbers as PewdiePie*", "threatening to hack someone...tomorrow" that sort of silliness.

 

Kiddies and immature adults are *shakes head*

[Fast Jimmy]

I like the ones where people use recordings of Christopher Walken, Obama, Hank Hill, etc while play CoD MP. It's entertaining.

Watching someone play CoD Zombies and using the voice of Lee from the walking dead is nirvana.

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[Voxr]

"Oooh baby a triple, I tell you hwhat."

 

"I sell quickscopes and quickscope accessories."