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[LPPrince]

remind me to keep you away from my wife

 

Noted, hahaha.

[mybudgee]

Stay away. That chick screams trouble.

Just look at those eyebrows. Any chick who spends that much time meticulously grooming eyebrows is going to be self obsessed, overly superficial and critical of those who don't meet their standards of appearance. That braid is setting off warning bells in my head too. How did you meet this girl?

We work together. (Not directly most of the time, same hotel) I'm a chef & she is a bartender. 

 

And yes, she is clearly trouble...

[ruggly]

Stay away. That chick screams trouble.

Just look at those eyebrows. Any chick who spends that much time meticulously grooming eyebrows is going to be self obsessed, overly superficial and critical of those who don't meet their standards of appearance. That braid is setting off warning bells in my head too. How did you meet this girl?

 

You can see that in that potato of a picture?

[LPPrince]

And yes, she is clearly trouble...

 

Did Taylor Swift not teach you anything?

 

[mybudgee]

Did Taylor Swift not teach you anything?

 

She taught me to avoid the radio/TV

[LPPrince]

She taught me to avoid the radio/TV

 

Taylor Swift and her friends visit this forum

 

Her friends looking at her like

 

[Voxr]

She taught me to avoid the radio/TV

It took Talyor Sfiwt to teach you that? 

 

 

[leighzard]

RESISTING THE URGE TO SIG WITH NO CONTEXT

 

RESISTING THE URGE TO SIG WITH NO CONTEXT

Knock yourself out.

 

Not saying this is true cause I have met females who just generally like makeup and how it looks, my ex queen used to spend all day with this fam. She left me for instagram likes too smh

It takes a lot of makeup to make me look like I'm pretty without any makeup on.

True story.

 

It took Talyor Sfiwt to teach you that? 

 

 

But then you post a Lucille Bluth gif, who is without a doubt, once of the greatest characters TV has ever produced and likely why the medium was invented in the first place.  You have invalidated your own argument.

[Sigma Tauri]

But then you post a Lucille Bluth gif, who is without a doubt, once of the greatest characters TV has ever produced and likely why the medium was invented in the first place.  You have invalidated your own argument.

 

[LPPrince]

Knock yourself out.

 

*runs headfirst into wall*

[Voxr]

 

 

 

 

 

[Fast Jimmy]

You can see that in that potato of a picture?

I'm very, very sneaky.

[leighzard]

Also relevant.

 

[mybudgee]

That's easy for you to say Leighzard, you are a natural beauty. Most women aren't that fortunate...

 

[LPPrince]

That's easy for you to say Leighzard, you are a natural beauty. Most women aren't that fortunate...

 

 

Hahaha, yo

 

For real tho, BSN has some stunners

[leighzard]

 

But not really.

I'm a sucker for flattery.

Flattery and bacon.

[malloc]

Leigh is pretty.

I Would be side bae any day /10

[ruggly]

I'm very, very sneaky.

 

Very shneaky, sir.

[LPPrince]

Oh, you're gonna love this. No trust me, you're going to LOVE this. NOT AN EXAGGERATION. You will L-O-L at something revealed within the first three minutes.

 

[LPPrince]

I just read the most "This has to be satirical but OH GOD IT ISN'T" article I've ever read but because RWBY lover Leighzard loves me I went and posted it in the Hulk Hogan thread instead of here.

 

It was hard to resist. I just...*deep breath*

[Voxr]

Wow thanks Bioware! If you didn't release such a s****y game we would've gotten HL3!!!!

Just one more reason to hate ME3!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But wait


Did you see that?

It took 3 minutes to mention Mass Effect 3. The third game in the mass effect franchise. In a video about Half Life 3. Three men reported on the news and at least THREE sources is were used for inside info on why HL3 isn't being released.

3 minutes = 3
ME3 =3
Half Life 3 = 3
Three men = 3
Three sources = 3

What does that leave us? 5, 3s: HALF LIFE 3 CONF----- Stop right there criminal scum! It ain't that easy. Let's go deeper...

3 x 5 = 15

15 / 3 = 5

Gabe Newell also goes by the name GabeN. GabeN has 5 characters in it. And there are 3 characters in the first part of his name, leaving 2 left over for a total of, again, 5 characters.

5 - 2 = 3

3

3

3

How many letters does 3 have

T.H.R.E.E

5.....BUT how many letters does 3 have when you take away 2 letters???

T. R. E.
3 letters

What does tre suspiciously sounds like? An incomplete pronunciation of the Spanish word Tres.

And what does Tres mean in Spanish?

3

Half Life 3 confirmed..............

[malloc]

Wow thanks Bioware! If you didn't release such a s****y game we would've gotten HL3!!!!

 

Just one more reason to hate ME3!!!

 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

But wait

 

Did you see that? 

 

It took 3 minutes to mention Mass Effect 3. The third game in the mass effect franchise. In a video about Half Life 3. Three men reported on the news and at least THREE sources is were used for inside info on why HL3 isn't being released.

 

3 minutes = 3

ME3 =3

Half Life 3 = 3 

Three men = 3

Three sources = 3

 

What does that leave us? 3s HALF LIFE 3 CONF----- Stop right there criminal scum! It ain't that easy. Let's go deeper...

 

3 x 5 = 15

 

15 / 3 = 5 

 

Gabe Newell also goes by the name GabeN. GabeN has 5 characters in it. And there are 3 characters in the first part of his name, leaving 2 left over for a total of, again, 5 characters. 

 

5 - 2 = 3

 

3

 

3

 

3

 

How many letters does 3 have 

 

T.H.R.E.E

 

5.....BUT how many letters does 3 have when you take away 2 letters???

 

T. R. E. 

 

What does tre suspiciously sounds like? An incomplete pronunciation of the Spanish word Tres. 

 

And what does Tres mean in Spanish? 

 

3

 

Half Life 3 confirmed..............

I like you

[LPPrince]

Still. Incredible that Mass Effect 3 was so bad it killed Half Life 3.

 

Thats amazing.

[malloc]

Sooo... lol 

 

A friend of mine dated this girl 6 months ago. I recently started talking to her and ****. Anyway, my dude breaks up with his girl a few days ago and wanted to go back to his old flame. Problem is, she is being extra friendly(Like blatantly) but my dude still wants to go back. I don't want to tell her to chill because **** will be so awkward but on the other hand I have to sneak around when going to see her because I don't want to hurt dude. I think I'm going to cut it off and just hibernate.

[LPPrince]

Sooo... lol 

 

A friend of mine dated this girl 6 months ago. I recently started talking to her and ****. Anyway, my dude breaks up with his girl a few days ago and wanted to go back to his old flame. Problem is, she is being extra friendly(Like blatantly) but my dude still wants to go back. I don't want to tell her to chill because **** will be so awkward but on the other hand I have to sneak around when going to see her because I don't want to hurt dude. I think I'm going to cut it off and just hibernate.

 

For the sake of your relationships,

 

You have a friend interested in a girl who seems to be interested in you. You want to maintain the relationships you have already, but you see potential in making a new one with this girl. Which option will you take?

 

A. Keep away from both and wait it out

B. Make a move on the girl forsaking your friend

C. Turn down the girl and support your friend's desires

D. Take a cold shower

 

Remember, you have three life lines. Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend, and 50/50.