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[ruggly]

Ya know what I don't understand about women? Painting fingernails and toenails. I mean, what's the point? They seem like a time consuming hassle. Secondly, they don't bring out features as good as eyeliner does for eyes for example. Thirdly, seems like a waste of money, they just peel and scratch off within 24 hours or less.

And fake nails, I mean come on, the n*gg*s have to be set juuust perfectly, then you have to wait til they dry, and probably some other crap that I don't know about. Then, the fakies just get broken off and lost and now your nails look mismatched to hell.

 

And shoes, why the hell does someone need like more than 3 pairs of shoes tops. I don't get heels either unless you like your feet uncomfortable and/or you're just that short.

 

Don't like purses as well. All I need on me are my keys in one pocket, phone in the other, and a bi-fold wallet in my back pocket with drivers license and debit card.

None of that bs of having a bag that's like another arm that's so full of sh*t, it takes you more than 5 minutes to find your keys and whatnot.

 

No offense to anyone that does this stuff. I just don't get it I suppose.

 

^5.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

If people have unattractive feet isn't it nonsensical to put something on them that draws attention to them? You'd figure they'd just keep them covered up all the time in socks/sneakers.

people should cover their unattractive feet with nyan cat socks, they totally wont draw attention

[leighzard]

If people have unattractive feet isn't it nonsensical to put something on them that draws attention to them? You'd figure they'd just keep them covered up all the time in socks/sneakers.

I suggest not trying to apply sense to ladies and toenail polish.  It's like thinking too hard about where the ammo goes in Coco's handbag.

Besides, my, uh, friend has fine feet.  It's just her toes.  Without polish they look like pale, sickly worms.  They just need to be dressed up a bit.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I suggest not trying to apply sense to ladies and toenail polish.  It's like thinking too hard about where the ammo goes in Coco's handbag.

Besides, my, uh, friend has fine feet.  It's just her toes.  Without polish they look like pale, sickly worms.  They just need to be dressed up a bit.

you should tell your ...friend....she needs lessons in not giving a damn

[LPPrince]

I suggest not trying to apply sense to ladies and toenail polish.  It's like thinking too hard about where the ammo goes in Coco's handbag.

Besides, my, uh, friend has fine feet.  It's just her toes.  Without polish they look like pale, sickly worms.  They just need to be dressed up a bit.

 

Coco's handbag being a gatling gun makes more sense than that lady logic but since I'm the kind of guy who questions EVERYTHING, I'll probably always point out the nonsensicality of it. hahaha

[LPPrince]

people should cover their unattractive feet with nyan cat socks, they totally wont draw attention

 

Hah, socks.

 

Back in the day pre-BSN on another forum I was talking with a lady friend of mine about the way women pair up sexy attire. I believe part of the discussion involved leg warmers, socks, heels, that sort of thing(not all at the same time ). She was getting turned on by the mere conversation, I was like "Whoa, slow down"

 

Girls that like boys and girls are cool

[mybudgee]

Coco's handbag being a gatling gun makes more sense than that lady logic but since I'm the kind of guy who questions EVERYTHING

Women LOVE that!

 

[LPPrince]

Women LOVE that!

 

 

Not when their logic is the one being questioned    

[Sigma Tauri]

Without polish they look like pale, sickly worms.

 

That's fine. I've seen necrotic.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

That's fine. I've seen necrotic.

you need to try a different line of work

[LPPrince]

Damn this thread needs to talk about nicer stuff like bubble tea or sushi or protein powder

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Damn this thread needs to talk about nicer stuff like bubble tea or sushi or protein powder

or Taylor Swift

[LPPrince]

or Taylor Swift

 

I'm sure she drinks bubble tea and eats sushi but I don't know about the protein powder.

 

Taylor doesn't look like the type to do 15 lb hammer curls

[Uccio]

Ya know what I don't understand about women? Painting fingernails and toenails. I mean, what's the point? They seem like a time consuming hassle. Secondly, they don't bring out features as good as eyeliner does for eyes for example. Thirdly, seems like a waste of money, they just peel and scratch off within 24 hours or less.

And fake nails, I mean come on, the n*gg*s have to be set juuust perfectly, then you have to wait til they dry, and probably some other crap that I don't know about. Then, the fakies just get broken off and lost and now your nails look mismatched to hell.

 

And shoes, why the hell does someone need like more than 3 pairs of shoes tops. I don't get heels either unless you like your feet uncomfortable and/or you're just that short.

 

Don't like purses as well. All I need on me are my keys in one pocket, phone in the other, and a bi-fold wallet in my back pocket with drivers license and debit card.

None of that bs of having a bag that's like another arm that's so full of sh*t, it takes you more than 5 minutes to find your keys and whatnot.

 

No offense to anyone that does this stuff. I just don't get it I suppose.

 

Then you would not understand my wifey. She is on the girly end of the scale. That what you just described is the tip of the iceberg here. She loves her cosmetics and makeup, and clothes, bags and shoes. 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Then you would not understand my wifey. She is on the girly end of the scale. That what you just described is the tip of the iceberg here. She loves her cosmetics and makeup, and clothes, bags and shoes. 

my wife doesnt even own any makeup or a purse for that matter

[Sigma Tauri]

Damn this thread needs to talk about nicer stuff like bubble tea or sushi or protein powder

 

I now your intent whenever you stop by Mitsuwa.

[Fast Jimmy]

Ya know what I don't understand about women? Painting fingernails and toenails. I mean, what's the point? They seem like a time consuming hassle. Secondly, they don't bring out features as good as eyeliner does for eyes for example. Thirdly, seems like a waste of money, they just peel and scratch off within 24 hours or less.
And fake nails, I mean come on, the n*gg*s have to be set juuust perfectly, then you have to wait til they dry, and probably some other crap that I don't know about. Then, the fakies just get broken off and lost and now your nails look mismatched to hell.

And shoes, why the hell does someone need like more than 3 pairs of shoes tops. I don't get heels either unless you like your feet uncomfortable and/or you're just that short.

Don't like purses as well. All I need on me are my keys in one pocket, phone in the other, and a bi-fold wallet in my back pocket with drivers license and debit card.
None of that bs of having a bag that's like another arm that's so full of sh*t, it takes you more than 5 minutes to find your keys and whatnot.

No offense to anyone that does this stuff. I just don't get it I suppose.

You're going to make a guy very, very happy one day.

[Fast Jimmy]

I'm sure she drinks bubble tea and eats sushi but I don't know about the protein powder.

Taylor doesn't look like the type to do 15 lb hammer curls

Do you even Swift, bro?

[leighzard]

you should tell your ...friend....she needs lessons in not giving a damn

I mean... HER!

 

The best I can explain it is, it makes me feel better about myself.  Like going to kickboxing class or wearing fancy underwear when no one will ever see it.

 

 

Damn this thread needs to talk about nicer stuff like bubble tea or sushi or protein powder

I am apprehensive of admitting this in public, but I don't like bubble tea.

It totally seems like something I should be into, and I've tried, repeatedly, but I just can't get past the texture.

[Fast Jimmy]

https://www.youtube....h?v=YEwlW5sHQ4Q
I mean... HER!

The best I can explain it is, it makes me feel better about myself. Like going to kickboxing class or wearing fancy underwear when no one will ever see it.


I am apprehensive of admitting this in public, but I don't like bubble tea.
It totally seems like something I should be into, and I've tried, repeatedly, but I just can't get past the texture.

Kudos for Archer!

And I have no idea what bubble tea even is.

As a side note, I'm high on paint fumes right now.

[LPPrince]

I am apprehensive of admitting this in public, but I don't like bubble tea.

It totally seems like something I should be into, and I've tried, repeatedly, but I just can't get past the texture.

 

I am about to enjoy one. lol

[Dermain]

Coco's handbag being a gatling gun makes more sense than that lady logic but since I'm the kind of guy who questions EVERYTHING, I'll probably always point out the nonsensicality of it. hahaha

 

Try not to be blunt about it otherwise you'll end up without any friends.

[LPPrince]

Try not to be blunt about it otherwise you'll end up without any friends.

 

lol

 

LOOOL

 

Bluntly pointing out when things don't make sense is the name of the game, Dermain

[Dermain]

lol

 

LOOOL

 

Bluntly pointing out when things don't make sense is the name of the game, Dermain

 

And you still have friends?

 

Bah, I always do everything wrong! 

[LPPrince]

And you still have friends?

 

Bah, I always do everything wrong! 

 

I'm an old man in a young man's body which makes how I connect with others my age very different compared to what they expect. People around me(given enough time to wrap their head around how I work) come to understand that I don't mean any ill will when I say or do certain things, I only aim to inspire and help out in any way that I can manage. Some will sit and listen, others will ignore and go about their lives as they did before.

 

Besides, people need to think about certain things instead of just going with the flow. A lot of how humans behave and operate is completely nonsensical, downright unnecessary, and in some cases actually incredibly hurtful towards themselves, those around them, or to the world.

 

I won't claim to be smart enough to know all the answers but I'm glad enough to ask the necessary questions that get civil discourse going so that maybe we'll see some positive changes down the line in our futures.