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[Sigma Tauri]

Guess who just got a girls number while working

This guy

 

 

It's like the prophecy has been fulfilled!

[mybudgee]

Guess who just got a girls number while working

This guy

Whoa... So did I.

She has a kind of Betty-Page thing goin on. A bit too young, but hey F it

[leighzard]

Wow, romance is in the air today.

Except not at my house where I am completing my transition to hermit.

I wonder this will interfere with starting my job?

Now try not to abuse those numbers, boys.  Do not send dick pics unless she asks.  Actually, even then, still don't send them.  I amend that rule to do not, under any circumstances send dick picks.
 

[mybudgee]

Wow, romance is in the air today.
Except not at my house where I am completing my transition to hermit.
I wonder this will interfere with starting my job?
Now try not to abuse those numbers, boys. Do not send dick pics unless she asks. Actually, even then, still don't send them. I amend that rule to do not, under any circumstances send dick picks.

Uh-oh...

[Jstatham1227]

preferably, nudes either way seems like a bad thing. Also, heyo all. 

[Fast Jimmy]

Wow, romance is in the air today.
Except not at my house where I am completing my transition to hermit.
I wonder this will interfere with starting my job?
Now try not to abuse those numbers, boys. Do not send dick pics unless she asks. Actually, even then, still don't send them. I amend that rule to do not, under any circumstances send dick picks.

What if you are reciprocating an illicit pic in kind?

[Dobbysaurus]

I never got any guys numbers. Or did I? Wait, do guys give out numbers too or is it just girls? Do you have to ask for them? I haven't been single in ages that I have forgotten. 

[mybudgee]

What if you are reciprocating an illicit pic in kind?

Valid point

[Jstatham1227]

What if you are reciprocating an illicit pic in kind?

frame it, put it on your wall, and tell your son someday he's get things like that? lel

 

 

man, I'm to tired to be typing anything good right now. 

[Jstatham1227]

To be frank, I think It's be weird to ask a girl if she wants your number. It might reek of "tryhard" to much, but that might be just me. 

[Sigma Tauri]

Now try not to abuse those numbers, boys.  Do not send dick pics unless she asks.  Actually, even then, still don't send them.  I amend that rule to do not, under any circumstances send dick picks.

 

Yeah, not good, boys. That girl may actually show it to a male-loving male friend to judge.

 

I can attest. I was the friend.

[Jstatham1227]

ugh, that sounds nasty just thinking about it. Sorry to hear that. 

[LPPrince]

I never got any guys numbers. Or did I? Wait, do guys give out numbers too or is it just girls? Do you have to ask for them? I haven't been single in ages that I have forgotten. 

 

I'd of given you my number. Only problem is I don't have one, so thats a thing.

[leighzard]

What if you are reciprocating an illicit pic in kind?

Still no. 

Find something else suggestive to set the mood if you must partake in sexting.

Although I generally advise against it.  I mean, I doubt our pics are as valuable as Jennifer Lawrence's, but you never know where those things might end up.  And who wants to be another sad revenge porn statistic?

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Leigh, with your expertise you can help Bunz in the other thread. At this rate, he's probably going to send a dick pic to salvage the conversation.

IT'S ALL ON YOU NOW. I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR PICK UP ABILITIES!

[Jstatham1227]

Spoiler

You can do a lot of things without pics when it comes to dirty talk.....

 

 

man, why am I even saying this? 

[leighzard]

Leigh, with your expertise you can help Bunz in the other thread. At this rate, he's probably going to send a dick pic to salvage the conversation.

IT'S ALL ON YOU NOW. I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR PICK UP ABILITIES!

Bunz is beyond helping, if he's turning to the Lobby to help him snag chicks.

And we all know he's just gonna send one of his many shirtless bathroom selfies.  It's his go-to move.

I can't fight the forces of nature.

[Jstatham1227]

It's like telling Jacob from twilight to keep his shirt on, it defies the very laws of nature. 

[Dio Demon]

Spoiler

You can do a lot of things without pics when it comes to dirty talk.....

 

 

man, why am I even saying this? 

I'm very good with my written words.

[Dobbysaurus]

I'd of given you my number. Only problem is I don't have one, so thats a thing.

 

Well I've gotten plenty of guys' numbers that I know are only going to be friends. But I can't remember how I happened to get guys numbers when I was dating.  

[Jstatham1227]

I'm very good with my written words.

 

same, especially is really pertained to matters of that nature 

[Jstatham1227]

Well I've gotten plenty of guys' numbers that I know are only going to be friends. But I can't remember how I happened to get guys' numbers when I was dating.  

 

I'm sure you just looked very cute looking. Willing to bet a lot of guy though you'd be a good catch. 

[Dobbysaurus]

I'm not against sending risque pictures. But you just have to be very, very careful with who you're sending them to and that you can trust them completely. Of course there's still the chance of something going wrong. But meh, as long as you can trust that person then there shouldn't be a problem.

[Dobbysaurus]

I'm sure you just looked very cute looking. Willing to bet a lot of guy though you'd be a good catch. 

 

I was so shy and quiet that I can't believe guys would've thought that. 

[Jstatham1227]

I was so shy and quiet that I can't believe guys would've thought that. 

 

Well, your talking to one of them ironically enough. I tend to think shy girls come off as really cute frankly. Hell, even thinking about them tears me up practically.