I'm drinking weed and smoking Pepsi.
Smell you in a few hours
I'm drinking weed and smoking Pepsi.
Smell you in a few hours
Leigh is bae.
so, my wife and sisters are going on a girls vacation.......all the trouble i will get in to while they are gone ![]()
Don't forget to drink plenty of beer. You have to stay "hydrated" when raising hell.
eh, i already live on beer, coffee and junk food ![]()
I really like to see how fast your liver collapses and you perish!
so, my wife and sisters are going on a girls vacation.......all the trouble i will get in to while they are gone
You should warn the fire department early.
And then the police for when your wife gets back.
You should warn the fire department early.
And then the police for when your wife gets back.
there are both fire and police stations within shouting distance ![]()
so, my wife and sisters are going on a girls vacation.......all the trouble i will get in to while they are gone
My list of things I'm not usually allowed to do is tragically banal.
I get really excited when I can order olives on pizza, paint my nails on the couch, and stay up past midnight playing games.
I'm sure you have an equally thrilling weekend planned.
My list of things I'm not usually allowed to do is tragically banal.
I get really excited when I can order olives on pizza, paint my nails on the couch, and stay up past midnight playing games.
I'm sure you have an equally thrilling weekend planned.
more like 10 days ![]()
more like 10 days
Alright, so you are are gonna need that fire department.
Today I beat three guys in arm wrestling duels and beat one guy 50% heavier than me in a wrestling duel, he charged me like a raging steamroller but I prevailed, soaked up his attack, lifted him up and threw him on the ground knocking him out.
And all that while I was being drunk!
Worship me fools, lest you feel the wrath of the drunk king of berserkers!
Today I beat three guys in arm wrestling duels and beat one guy 50% heavier than me in a wrestling duel, he charged me like a raging steamroller but I prevailed, soaked up his attack, lifted him up and threw him on the ground knocking him out.
And all that while I was being drunk!
Worship me fools, lest you feel the wrath of the drunk king of berserkers!
Only if you're made of bacon.
You're in luck, my butt is made of the sweetest bacon imaginable.
Today I beat three guys in arm wrestling duels and beat one guy 50% heavier than me in a wrestling duel, he charged me like a raging steamroller but I prevailed, soaked up his attack, lifted him up and threw him on the ground knocking him out.
And all that while I was being drunk!
Worship me fools, lest you feel the wrath of the drunk king of berserkers!
Kool Stori Brow
Today I beat three guys in arm wrestling duels and beat one guy 50% heavier than me in a wrestling duel, he charged me like a raging steamroller but I prevailed, soaked up his attack, lifted him up and threw him on the ground knocking him out.
And all that while I was being drunk!
Worship me fools, lest you feel the wrath of the drunk king of berserkers!
thank god for firearms...
I wanted to make a witty reply but then I realized your post was in Comic Sans.Kool Stori Brow
I have a whole closet full of firearms but use my hands whenever possible. Its way more satisfying to feel someones bones breaking in your hands.thank god for firearms...
I wanted to make a witty reply but then I realized your post was in Comic Sans.
Not worth it.
TBH.
I have a whole closet full of firearms but use my hands whenever possible. Its way more satisfying to feel someones bones breaking in your hands.
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I have a whole closet full of firearms but use my hands whenever possible. Its way more satisfying to feel someones bones breaking in your hands.
meh hands, im more of a kick to the head kind of guy ![]()
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
meh hands, im more of a kick to the head kind of guy
I kill with my eyes ![]()
I kill with my eyes
And with your looks too. Because you look killer. ![]()
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
And with your looks too. Because you look killer.
That was a nice compliment, thank you ![]()
That was a nice compliment, thank you
No thank you for providing my eyes with such visual splendor.