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[KingTony]

I usually just beat a fool with my gilded cane when I need him dead.

[mybudgee]

My list of things I'm not usually allowed to do is tragically banal.
I get really excited when I can order olives on pizza, paint my nails on the couch, and stay up past midnight playing games.
I'm sure you have an equally thrilling weekend planned.

LoLmarriedpeople

[Voxr]

500 pages, wooo! Corvus come back now, K thx.

[Dermain]

I really like to see how fast your liver collapses and you perish!

 

Place him on lithium and make sure he has no healthcare and money.

[Fast Jimmy]

LoLmarriedpeople

Being married makes your night life boring.

Having kids... having kids makes your night light non-existent. I can't stay up any later on a weekend than a work day. My three year old wakes up the same time, regardless. I'm lucky if it's after the sun is up.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Being married makes your night life boring.

Having kids... having kids makes your night light non-existent. I can't stay up any later on a weekend than a work day. My three year old wakes up the same time, regardless. I'm lucky if it's after the sun is up.

 

Hey married couples can have fun too.

 

Married couples with children though? You might as well kill yourself if you love fun because you won't be having any for a long long time.

[TheBunz]

Married and fun? Maybe if you're the woman.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Yeah well my wife really knows how to party with me all night long you know what I'm saying bruh?

[Sigma Tauri]

Yeah well my wife really knows how to party with me all night long you know what I'm saying bruh?

 

Still going on about the strap-on, EP?

[TheBunz]

Yeah well my wife really knows how to party with me all night long you know what I'm saying bruh?

Haha yeah buddy

[mybudgee]

Smells like high school ITT

[leighzard]

Being married makes your night life boring.

QFT

 

But I've got y'all to provide entertainment.

[Voxr]

QFT?

Quiche For Tasting?

Queens For Toasting?

Q-Tips For Teasing?

Quakers For Talking?

Spoiler

Quite Fcuking True?

[KingTony]

Quit F*cking Talking

[leighzard]

Quoted for truth.

Is that not a thing?  I was pretty sure that was a thing.

Or am I missing a joke here.

Because I miss a lot of those.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Is that not a thing? I was pretty sure that was a thing.

Quoted for thing.

[mybudgee]

^ these kind of misunderstandings are why I avoid acronyms in general

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

^ these kind of misunderstandings are why I avoid acronyms in general

 

WTH? TBH? IKR?

[Dermain]

Quoted for truth.

Is that not a thing?  I was pretty sure that was a thing.

Or am I missing a joke here.

Because I miss a lot of those.

 

Use you're own acronyms! Who cares if no one ever understands them! AIRR?!

 

Also, missing jokes is a favorite pastime of mine.

[Johnnie Walker]

Dermain and I's avies look like they're about have a go tbh.

[malloc]

 

 

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[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Dermain and I's avies look like they're about have a go tbh.

or they want to make babies

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

 

 

-___________-

 

Is this app What'sApp or Telegram?

[Giant ambush beetle]

^ I know one more. What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSSSHHHHHHH! HAR HAR HAR!   


Can't remember if I have posted this pic already. But to stay on topic, strict 220 lbs / 100kg strict standing shoulder presses because nothing beats picking up and lifting heavy stuff over your head. 

 

[Dermain]

Dermain and I's avies look like they're about have a go tbh.

 

You'd probably win.