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[DuckSoup]

Lovely new faces here.

+10

[Johnnie Walker]

Lovely new faces here.

+10

 

Agreed! You guys all look great Draken, Fast Jimmies, TheRealJayDee and Galactic's mug!

 

Moar.

[vometia]

My passport photo looks like complete crap because when I got my passport done, it was back when I was working grave shift (11pm to 7am) so when I got off work I was usually very tired because sleeping during the day is impossible if you don't go to bed early enough so I would never stay up past 9am. But the post office that does passports doesn't open until 10 so I didn't get it done until 11 because the lady was late. So I just look dead exhausted in mine lol.

They're supposed to look bad! We're no longer allowed to smile on UK passports, or do anything else that may make it not look like a prison mugshot. I suppose since it was my idea I should post mine because otherwise I look like a wimp and besides, passport photos are a laugh. Well, they're something, anyway. I don't object to mine too much except that I also look a bit fat, which is because I'm a bit fat. The previous one was worse as I was having a good hair day... until about 10 minutes beforehand where an unexpected gust of wind blew it about everywhere. And then I couldn't figure out where the photo booth was and by the time I found it I looked so pissed off. I'm glad I needed to get a new passport.




"Arrested for harassing wedges of Stilton in the delicatessen."

[Garryydde]

Identity Theft: The Thread

[vometia]

Well I suppose if someone looks exactly like me they can steal my identity, but I think I'd offer them my commiserations rather than my annoyance.

[Dutchess]

They're supposed to look bad! We're no longer allowed to smile on UK passports, or do anything else that may make it not look like a prison mugshot. I suppose since it was my idea I should post mine because otherwise I look like a wimp and besides, passport photos are a laugh. Well, they're something, anyway. I don't object to mine too much except that I also look a bit fat, which is because I'm a bit fat. The previous one was worse as I was having a good hair day... until about 10 minutes beforehand where an unexpected gust of wind blew it about everywhere. And then I couldn't figure out where the photo booth was and by the time I found it I looked so pissed off. I'm glad I needed to get a new passport.




"Arrested for harassing wedges of Stilton in the delicatessen."

 

That's actually a very decent passport photo. For some people being forced to look neutral results in them appearing pissed or spaced out on the picture. Here in the Netherlands you're still allowed to smile (not showing teeth) but somehow I just ended up with a weird, uneven little smirk.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

My passport pic is one of my worst pics taken and I still don't know why I delivered it in the first place. I look like a vampire/zombie hybrid in that pic!

 

Note: I recalled it was the awful photoshop job of that Camera-man...

[Garryydde]

Not posting passport pic for two reasons:

1. It was taken in 2010
2. I don't want someone in Somalia buying stolen PS4's in my name.

[vometia]

My passport pic is one of my worst pics taken and I still don't know why I delivered it in the first place. I look like a vampire/zombie hybrid in that pic!

I found an old passport of mine from the late 1980s. My photo is absolutely horrific. I hadn't seen it in years, and quickly decided that it wasn't enough years to have not seen it. ew.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I found an old passport of mine from the late 1980s. My photo is absolutely horrific. I hadn't seen it in years, and quickly decided that it wasn't enough years to have not seen it. ew.

 

Let me guess. Your hair was like:

 

 

and your cloth:

 

[Johnnie Walker]

Here's a photo of the moon I took via my telescope.

It would look better but it's my phone's camera. It was a pain in the ass to line my phone's camera up perfectly to the lens. Also had to make sure that it wasn't at any kind of angle.

 

Once I get a proper camera, I plan on taking lots of photos of other things that dwell in our solar system. You can even see Jupiter and four of its moons with my telescope. I really enjoy studying the macrocosm tbh.

 

[Garryydde]

At least you can see things in the sky, light pollution here is so bad you can't see ****.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Here's a photo of the moon I took via my telescope.

It would look better but it's my phone's camera. It was a pain in the ass to line my phone's camera up perfectly to the lens. Also had to make sure that it wasn't at any kind of angle.

 

Once I get a proper camera, I plan on taking lots of photos of other things that dwell in our solar system. You can even see Jupiter and four of its moons with my telescope. I really enjoy studying the macrocosm tbh.

 

 

Can you take a photo of Mars with your equipments?

 

 

 

At least you can see things in the sky, light pollution here is so bad you can't see ****.

 

Same here.

Most nights there is hardly 5 stars recognizable up there.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

you want pictures? here are your pictures!!1

 

Spoiler

[vometia]

Let me guess. Your hair was like:
 
and your cloth:

Sadly not: they would have been an improvement. My hair was short and horrible, I was a skinny young adult (and not in a good way: "scrawny" is kind), fugly glasses that had slid down my nose, the most pissed-off and guilty expression possible and cheap, horrible clothes worn badly. Okay, I can still often excel at looking a bit dishevelled, but I was a different person back then. Er, kinda literally.

[Johnnie Walker]

At least you can see things in the sky, light pollution here is so bad you can't see ****.

 

In my neighborhood it's not so bad even though there's a light post right next to my house. However, if I go in the backyard then it's a lot more dark so it works good enough, but I'd love to be able to take it out to the country somewhere. See all kinds of things.

 

 

Can you take a photo of Mars with your equipments?

 

 

Yeah, but it's better to see Mars when its orbit is alined with the Earth's.

My telescope came with a program that you install on your laptop and you type in your coordinates thus telling you what planets/stars/comets/etc can be detected in your vicinity.

[spirosz]

Spoiler

[Jorji Costava]

They're supposed to look bad! We're no longer allowed to smile on UK passports, or do anything else that may make it not look like a prison mugshot. I suppose since it was my idea I should post mine because otherwise I look like a wimp and besides, passport photos are a laugh. Well, they're something, anyway. I don't object to mine too much except that I also look a bit fat, which is because I'm a bit fat. The previous one was worse as I was having a good hair day... until about 10 minutes beforehand where an unexpected gust of wind blew it about everywhere. And then I couldn't figure out where the photo booth was and by the time I found it I looked so pissed off. I'm glad I needed to get a new passport.

 

Russell Peters had a pretty good routine a few years back on the whole "can't smile in a passport photo" phenomenon. Anyways, your passport photo is way better than mine. I forgot to shave before getting mine done, which is bad because I can't really grow a full beard; I just get some peach fuzz in the goatee and mustache areas, and that's pretty much it. It just looks unhygienic.

 

Also, if we're on the topic of ID photos, I'd better post this before someone else does:

 

[Farangbaa]

I love how it says race...and then it states Javanese.

Alrighty then.

Next to the obvious superheroes, of course

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

if that was my name id jump of a cliff....

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I love how it says race...and then it states Javanese.

Alrighty then.

Next to the obvious superheroes, of course

thats a Indonesian ethnic group

[Jorji Costava]

Well, I assume the ID card is using "race" as shorthand for ethnic identity, and Javanese is not a typo but is in fact an actual ethnic identity: It refers to people from the Indonesian island of Java. And "Suparman" is actually a common surname for the Javanese; sometimes this gets used in Superman-based puns on advertisements and whatnot (Here's a breakdown of the name).

 

Anyways, maybe we should get back to the photos; sorry for the derailment!

[FraQ]

If that was my name I'd give Lois the Kryptonian Kidney Shifter while Alfred made me a sandwich.

Then I'd deck out my fortress of solitude with tech gear and take the Batmobile out for a spin.

Also Russell Peters is hilarious and deserves more recognition!