I found this store that just sells colorful eccentric and weird T-shirts.
My money might go to this for the most
*touches shirt*
I bought a new shirt a few weeks ago.
That shirt is cursed. The first time I ever wore it, I ended up going to a sports pub and bowling ally with my little sis and her bf. Started off with scotch as usual, then felt like having something different so I had a rum 'n coke, gin and tonic, patron and a few other drinks. Played some pool, I won. And I'm stone cold sober. So I go to the bar and tell the bartender to not let me see the bottom of my glass because I haven't even caught a buzz yet.
I drink moar.
We finally leave. As soon as I walk out that damn door, allll that alcohol just hits me. I hardly remember the drive home, my sister told me that I was getting annoyed with her phone for music because mine died. I vaguely remember walking in the house.
Next thing I know, I'm waking up and it's 4:30am.
>"aw, sh*t where's my phone?"
>falls out of bed and heads into the bathroom
>looks down
>"is that my wallet..?" *rubs eyes* "Well f*ck, it is. wtf."
>walks in the kitchen
>sees a bowl of rice
>"no... no no no no no."
>puts hand in rice
>"whelp, I found my phone."
Turns out, it fell in the toilet when I was beyond inebriated.
I mean, really, Heather? I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THOSE KIND OF NIGHTS.
Are you happy shirt? Well, I definitely made drunk history tbh.