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[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I left the jag and I took the rolls

you know where i come from such a terrible taste in cars is punishable by death

[Garryydde]

I left the jag and I took the rolls

Did you leave the Jag at the side of the road because it broke down?

[KingTony]

I left the jag and I took the rolls

I'm glad you know a quality automobile when you see one.

[Eternal Phoenix]

 

white screen of death

 

bruh

 

Eternal Phoenix = default white screen master race.

 

simfamUP = dirty black screen peasant.

 

Black screen peasants right now:

 

 

Successful default white screen masters right now:

 

 

[Chewin]

Someone finally said it!

[mybudgee]

Fun fact: I just weighed myself. The scale said 149 lbs.

 

That means I lost over THIRTY pounds since January 1st!!!

 

[FraQ]

Fun fact: I just weighed myself. The scale said 149 lbs.

 

That means I lost over THIRTY pounds since January 1st!!!

Daaang! Nice work Budgee!

[mybudgee]

Daaang! Nice work Budgee!

I know. I was stunned. I knew I was making progress, but for a second I was like "did I lose a lung??"

 

[The Love Runner]

I've been doing some exercising on my treadmill to lose weight. I did 1.6 miles in 45 minutes today. Just taking it one step at a time.

[Dobby]

Great job budgee! 

[FraQ]

This weight loss talk made me realize how hungry I am atm... 1 hour to go!

 

Wtf am I gonna cook tonight?!

[mybudgee]

Great job budgee! 

Thanks!

 

There is one caveat...

 

Spoiler

I am drinking whisky for breakfast twice a week 

[mybudgee]

This weight loss talk made me realize how hungry I am atm... 1 hour to go!

 

Wtf am I gonna cook tonight?!

Fois gras burgers?

 

[Voxr]

I exercised once. 

[FraQ]

Thanks!

 

There is one caveat...

 

I am drinking whisky for breakfast twice a week 

 

It's good for ya! Put some hair on your chest!

 

Fois gras burgers?

 

I would totally try one of those!

But nah...

 

Thinking Chicken Stir Fry with some Smoked Salmon Rangoon.

 

*looks at clock*

 

*dies of hunger*

[The Love Runner]

I exercised once.

Let me guess...

(In grumpy cat voice) "It was awful."?

[Voxr]

Let me guess...

(In grumpy cat voice) "It was awful."?

[Dobby]

Thanks!

 

There is one caveat...

 

Spoiler

I am drinking whisky for breakfast twice a week 

 

Maybe that is what has been helping you lose weight. Drink it 3 times a week now!

[leighzard]

I left the jag and I took the rolls

True story: My aunt, who is a 60 year old southern white woman, once told us that if she had a posse, she'd want Luda in it.  My head almost exploded.

 

 

Eternal Phoenix = default white screen master race.

 

simfamUP = dirty black screen peasant.

 

Black screen peasants right now:

 

*snip*

 

Successful default white screen masters right now:

 

*snip*

 

*snippity-snip*

 

Why are all you humans so racist?

 

 

Fun fact: I just weighed myself. The scale said 149 lbs.

 

That means I lost over THIRTY pounds since January 1st!!!

 

*more snip*

GTFO. That's amazing.  30 pounds is a whole lot to lose in 3 months. I'm way impressed. Way to go!

 

Also, is whiskey not a traditional breakfast food?  I thought that's what you were supposed to have in the mornings.  With a side of bacon.

[mybudgee]

Maybe that is what has been helping you lose weight. Drink it 3 times a week now!

[mybudgee]

Ok BSN, I will play along:

 

Spoiler

New ink! (I am very emotional... for a man)

 

 

[Voxr]

What is it?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[mybudgee]

What is it?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Think of cliches. It's on my left forearm... 

 

Come on...