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[Johnnie Walker]

Clearly never been pregnant.

 

They just think its epic. They need to be a man and add chili.

 

Also. Oysters and all seafood. Mmm..

Even enjoy eel tbh.

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Roosters > Ostriches > Oysters

dont tell me you eat ostriches

[Johnnie Walker]

dont tell me you eat ostriches

 

And do they taste more like turkey or chicken

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

And do they taste more like turkey or chicken

they taste like mexicans

 

 

 

 

 

yes, i know what i wrote

[Jorji Costava]

A long time ago when I worked at a shoe store, we had a fancy Belvedere men's dress shoe that was made with crocodile and ostrich skin. It looked like this:

 

Spoiler

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Is there a moral to this story? It really seems there should be.

dont smoke weed on saturdays?

[Fast Jimmy]

I've had a stomach bug for the past 48 hours. The most solid food I've eaten has been a small handful of pretzels.

You all and your talk of awesome and delicious foods offends me! It discriminates against the dietary disabled! I'm triggered nine ways to Sunday about not being able to eat some Thai food.


#foodoppressors

[Jorji Costava]

Is there a moral to this story? It really seems there should be.

 

Not really; it just seems like kind of a funny-looking shoe, or at least, my younger self thought so.

 

Also, stay in school, kids.

[Steelcan]

They just think its epic. They need to be a man and add chili.

 

Also. Oysters and all seafood. Mmm..

Even enjoy eel tbh.

[mybudgee]

They just think its epic. They need to be a man and add chili.

 

Also. Oysters and all seafood. Mmm..

Even enjoy eel tbh.

Unagi is my second favorite sushi (tie for 1st: Urchin & Toro)

 

[FraQ]

A long time ago when I worked at a shoe store, we had a fancy Belvedere men's dress shoe that was made with crocodile and ostrich skin. It looked like this:

 

Spoiler

 

You know... Anytime I tell a story involving the time I spent working at a shoe store as a teen, someone inevitably brings up Al Bundy.

 

So in an effort to facilitate things...

 

 

[Fast Jimmy]

Not really; it just seems like kind of a funny-looking shoe, or at least, my younger self thought so.

Also, stay in school, kids.

word to yo mutha

[Fast Jimmy]

They just think its epic. They need to be a man and add chili.

Also. Oysters and all seafood. Mmm..
Even enjoy eel tbh.

You're killing me, smalls.

[mybudgee]

Jimmy's cooking MCs like a pound of bacon

 

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I've had a stomach bug for the past 48 hours. The most solid food I've eaten has been a small handful of pretzels.

You all and your talk of awesome and delicious foods offends me! It discriminates against the dietary disabled! I'm triggered nine ways to Sunday about not being able to eat some Thai food.


#foodoppressors

the best way to fight stomach bugs is with steak and fries

[Fast Jimmy]

the best way to fight stomach bugs is with steak and fries

Hmmm. I'm not sure I believe you...

What's worse is that the work cafeteria always emails out their daily lunch specials. Nothing like a big ole' picture of a Sloppy Joe when you can't eat a ****** without throwing up, let me tell you!


EDIT: You've got to be kidding me. I can't type in the word crack er? When I'm talking about the edible food? Heck, I can't say it when I'm talking about the hilarious ethnic slur?!


What's this world coming to... when a guy can't call people cracka a$$ crackas on the Internet...

[Steelcan]

so I'm gonna get Moe's for dinner today, and all you heathens shall see the light

[Johnnie Walker]

Really, Steel? Why would you do that? Where, in your right mind, did you honestly think that this was a game?

 

I can almost taste that tbh..

 

 

You're killing me, smalls.

 

And this.

 

I got that reference.

#Childhood

[Fast Jimmy]

so I'm gonna get Moe's for dinner today, and all you heathens shall see the light

Enjoy your bag of Joey's!

[Steelcan]

Kabayaki sauce is the glaze of the Gods

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Hmmm. I'm not sure I believe you...
 

dont you know, bartenders give the best medical advice

 

...it usually ends with "have another one"

[Dobby]

they taste like mexicans

 

 

 

 

 

yes, i know what i wrote

 

This is offensive to me!

 

*reported*

[Fast Jimmy]

dont you know, bartenders give the best medical advice

...it usually ends with "have another one"

Doctor knows best!

[Johnnie Walker]

This is offensive to me!

 

*reported*

 

I find reporting to be offensive. So instead of reporting you, I shall forever follow you on threads and ridicule you with false statements. 

 

This means war.