I for one will stick with my Lesbians and Gay dudes.
Too much baby drama from the Warden alone. I mean, first the lady runs off with his kid, and then it takes ****** years to track her down, and THEN he has to go through some crazy elf mirror just to be with her and their son?
And THEN after all that bullshit, she decides "You know what, this isn't cutting it for me" and joins the ****** Orlesian Court, all while he's trudging around looking for a cure for his terminal illness no less, and then while THAT'S happening her ****** of a mom shows up and does crazy magic **** to his kid. Oh, and not to mention that somehow, she became her mom's literal slave after drinking some water, and now all of her actions will now be influenced through her will. You know, the will of the person that he up and up murdered for her? She's totally not going to be bitter about that.
Yeah no. All my characters are now gay. One baby was enough, thanks.