Kaisershop. ^
No explanation need given, on some was it a thing, yuckie?
Kaisershop. ^
No explanation need given, on some was it a thing, yuckie?

Did you meet the pixel really Jason did you? Did she look like that, tell me if she used a dagger, or bow on your cupid?
Did you meet the pixel really Jason did you? Did she look like that, tell me if she used a dagger, or bow on your cupid?
She used a bow. Your starting to be really creepy.
She used a bow. Your starting to be really creepy.
Then you were clearly out of focus.
My opinion is excommunicable.
The creepy thing was all in the titled post
My opinion is excommunicable.
Guest_Donkson_*
"#DeleteSera2015"
..... Really?
Yeah... nah.
More like, #DeleteSeraHatingRats2015
Yuck, can't believe I stooped so low as to actually engage in clichéd hash-tag crap. ![]()
But yes... we get the point. You hate Sera, blah blah blah. Arrow in your face. Too much repetition in here... if it isn't "I hate Sera" it's "Too many females" or "Bioware forcing the homosexuality agenda".
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh Essorance... I wish I could like that a thousand fold. ![]()
I like Elves Briealla, I am not predjuce to anybody Solas.
Sera you are asking me to make exceptions into my judgement of intolerance because of her lack of any moral value.
As a class they couldn't get her animations screenshot right, an archer who has a thousand cuts but uses elixirs for daggers.
Disgusting, offensive, suggestive pictures from those party tarrots, the product of a couple of schoolboys whom had no respect for women outside of perverted imagination.
Upon fully understanding gutterspeak, you are left coddling an angry teenaged satire, prone to extremely irrational bigoted behaviour.
Quite excommunicable, the question was who?
Guest_Donkson_*
Wow.
Would you like a box of tissues? Woe is you who witnessed those disgusting, offensive and horrid parrot -- I mean "tarrot" -- cards.
What. The. Fark.
Why does it seem like a bunch of grumpy serious beards have banded together to attempt to take away the Sera love in this thread?
The thread states "I love Sera".
So GTFO.
Disgusting, offensive, suggestive pictures from those party tarrots, the product of a couple of schoolboys whom had no respect for women outside of perverted imagination.

Hold on a second. It's one thing to knock the character, but let's not resort to insulting the artists that design the tarot cards. These cards are supposed to fit into each character's respective personalities and to some degree their state of mind.
-10 cool points
Yes lets, because have you seen those tarrot cards, come on now?
Please put the second and final tarrot card up for scrunity. My point is valid
Yes, I've seen them, and I greatly approve of all of them. The tarot cards are, in my opinion, some of the most nicely designed bits in the game. Each one seems to be a pretty good representation of each character, and Sera's is definitely fitting. They're clearly designed to be more provocative, but then, so is Sera herself.
Edit: I can't tell if my chain is being yanked or what.
Guest_Donkson_*
Is this a troll or.... somebody actually crying about the "tarrot" cards?
At least its new material, I'll hand you that.
And ahh yeah... I've romanced Sera about 5 times. No need to prove anything. Particularly to somebody actually being offended/complaining about "tarrot" cards....
I threatened to kill her and chased her away.
Guest_Donkson_*
Another soldier in the "I hate Sera" camp?
It's all good, innit?
You be careful, yeah?
If you don't keep an eye down there, you'll lose your breeches. Like all them other Sera-haters, I stole their.... look, do you get the point or not?
You hate Sera, yeah? We know, yeah? It's all good, innit?
Yes, I've seen them, and I greatly approve of all of them. The tarot cards are, in my opinion, some of the most nicely designed bits in the game. Each one seems to be a pretty good representation of each character, and Sera's is definitely fitting. They're clearly designed to be more provocative, but then, so is Sera herself.
Edit: I can't tell if my chain is being yanked or what.
Any woman putting a middle finger between her legs, with a shaft descending protruding from the middle of them, is descriptive into what imagination's perversions, from whose persepective? The final tarrot card is ultimately no better. Innuendo or bigotry? I will leave that to your logic
Yes, like I said, it was designed to be provocative. It's clearly one to align with a character whose likeliest personal philosophy would be IDGAF.
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh for....
If you're going to preach SJWish rhetoric and use big words, at least learn to spell TAROT. T-A-R-O-T.
Another soldier in the "I hate Sera" camp?
It's all good, innit?
You be careful, yeah?
If you don't keep an eye down there, you'll lose your breeches. Like all them other Sera-haters, I stole their.... look, do you get the point or not?
You hate Sera, yeah? We know, yeah? It's all good, innit?
I headcannon that she ran away from skyhold in sheer terror, tears streaming down her face. She runs towards the main gate expecting resistance but is surprised to find that nobody stops her. She runs across the large bridge, a huge smile across her face, giggling in pure joy that she's going to be okay, that she'll go back to stealing breeches and will go back to normal, when an arrow flies through the air impaling her in the knee calf. She screams in terror and pain falling to the ground to inspect the wound, on the shaft of the Arrow is a note, opening up the note Sera reads:
"Inkie was never quite the gentlest girl -
Her eyes were sharp like a razor.
But she knew the ways of commoner men,
And she knew just how to use them."
Sera then begins to scream but is cut short when another arrow flies through the air striking her right between the eyes.
It's quite the glorious scene.
I wish Massively was here to see this.
Guest_Donkson_*
Good poetry, bro.
Wait... you romanced her, yeah?
Are you the one that got p*ssed when Sera broke up with you after Mythal? ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh, we're role-playing?
Yeah... nah. I'll pass.
Good poetry, bro.
Wait... you romanced her, yeah?
Are you the one that got p*ssed when Sera broke up with you after Mythal?
I romanced her so that I could ultimately kill her with my headcannon.
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh, the imagination brings such pleasure, doesn't it? ![]()
I won't repeat what my idea of a headcannon involving Sera is... it involves some of the most offensive, bigoted, vile, dirty yet romantic filth that will make people sh*t their breeches. Even worse than the appearance of those dreaded "tarrot" cards.