Dear Varric,
Well, I'm halfway to the Anderfels now, just stopped off to let everyone know where I'll be, hoping the country isn't as miserable as it's made out to be? Hopefully the Wardens at Weisshaupt aren't as unbearably grim either, I don't think I can handle an entire nation of Carver's.
So, I have to ask since I never got the chance at Skyhold? What's going on with you and that Seeker woman, Cassandra? I found her in the garden practically nose deep in your books, that awful serial which you based off your friend-fiction about Aveline?
(If Romanced Isabela)
I thought it was a masterpiece actually, a paragon-worthy epic of utter smut!
(If Romanced Merrill)
That was based on Aveline?! I thought the woman on the front looked so familiar!
So, spill the beans? How involved are the two of you, I'm curious to know whether someone has finally tamed the lion you keep on your chest? Will write to you again when I'm at Weisshaupt, wish me luck!
--Hawke
P.S.
(If Romanced Isabela)
So, a Lady Seeker has finally managed to give our Varric some wood to fondle other than his dear sweet Bianca?
Well, now I must redouble my efforts, you know how much I long to have those strong, dwarven hands wrapped around- Oh, now Hawke's telling me off! Don't worry, I'll make it up to him/her later, s/he will barely be able to think of anything else afterwards... while I'm thinking of yo- Okay, okay! I'll stop! Was Hawke this bad at Skyhold?
But this Cassandra, from what Hawke tells me, she's serious, wears armour, rarely smiles and is completely married to her job? Varric, you do realise that you're pursuing Lady Man Hands?
Well, I'll give the same advice I gave back then to her and Donnic. Bend her over a basin, flip her arse over t*ts and hammer her like a bent nail. And if you put your thumb up her arse, I win!
--Isabela
(If Romanced Merrill)
Oh, Varric's got a lady friend! She sounds wonderful, I must meet her!
How did you meet, was it love at first sight, tell me it was across a crowded room and there was music playing? That would be so romantic... like when I first met Hawke at Sundermount. Only it was outside... and there wasn't anyone else there... and the music was probably me humming?
Are you planning to get married, I've still got my dress from Aveline's wedding to Donnic, it's only got a few rips from when I fell into the duckpond?!
--Merrill