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[Andraste Take the Wheel]

What's yours? 

 

I'm going to have to go with Varric's classic "Opinions are like testicles. Kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got."

 

There are too many in this series. 

[Voxr]

inb4: "Swooping is bad."

[Snook]

lawd I could go on for a while...

 

Shale: "You see me winning the affections of another golem, do you? Most golems are slaves to whomever holds their control rod."

Zevran: "Funny, it works exactly the same way for us as well." 

 

Sarcastic Hawke: "I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair." 

 

Leliana: "I...don't question me! I am a woman, and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!" 

 

Oghren: "As one of the blighters, I sodding salute you. Let's show them our hearts, and then let's show them theirs!" 

 

Sten: "Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret.”  

[rapscallioness]

oh, uh, lessee.....

 

the first one that comes to mind is Hawke telling that one merc after Gamlen, "I'm surprised you even know what a note is, let alone how to read one."

[cronshaw]

I loved Merill imitating Varic in the party banter In DA II

[ruggly]

Sarcastic Hawke is all kinds of entertaining

 

[Broganisity]

<He Barks Happily>

[Lewie]

Gamlen can't say 'Good morning' without lying twice. Gold. 

 

Typing it doesn't give it justice, sarcastic Hawke was brilliant. 

[lynroy]

"Swooping is--" DAMMIT
No but seriously, it's hard to decide. There are so many good ones.

"We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party."

[KaiserShep]

Maker, where did my pointy ears and sense of self righteousness go?

 

~Hawke

 

I was happy to get at least one protagonist that can take a jab at the Dalish without killing them all.

 

[To the First] I guess you weren't "The First" in your class.

 

~The Warden

 

Apostate prostitutes. Apostitutes! [infectious laugh]

 

~Isabela

[Endee]

"Yes, but she seems more 'oooooh pretty colors!' than 'Mhuhaha, I am Princess Stabbity! Stab kill kill'!"

 

Alistair, when recruiting Leliana.

 

 

"It is a marvelous bosom."

 

Zevran of course

[Ruairi46]

If I die...

[MrGDL87]

Spoiler

 

Inquisitor: I call for rehabilitation, the skull shall do public theatre about the Evils Of Evil. I also judge the box, end table for orphans.

Josephine: That's quite enough inquisitor, point taken.

 

 

[Seraphim24]

"I want to you know that.. while I may not always prove.. worthy... of your friendship, I will always value it."

[sylvanaerie]

Alistair's "Have you ever licked a lampost in winter?"  

[rapscallioness]

snip .

 

chateau haine is funny. there was some random npc in DAI....at the winter palace i believe. they were talking abt someone who died...food poisoning--i think.

 

but then they say, "but at least he died at Chateau Haine."

 

lol

[Isaidlunch]

I loved the jerk Warden lines, some of them are so stupid that I can't help but laugh:

 

(Jowan introduces Lily) "This fat cow is your girlfriend?"

 

(Leliana talks about the stars) "So? Go help Alistair make supper."

 

(To Ruck's mother) "Lady your son's a dung-eating lunatic."

 

(After Morrigan's sex scene) "Why are you still talking?"

 

(Alistair talks about Duncan) "He got what he deserved."

[NoForgiveness]

"na via lerno Victoria" - Fenris

 

"no one touches Oghren's junk and lives!"

 

"simple is good. It sneaks up on you, makes you smile. Maybe that should be enough once in a while." - Merrill

 

There are probably a few others I like a lot that I cant think of.

[DarkAmaranth1966]

Got to be Varrics "Well, ****." The tone he uses is like "here we go again, I'm screwed."

[Dgyre]

sooo many to choose from..

 

but the first thing that comes to mind is:

 

Merrill: But there's not really a fire is there? 

Hawke: No Merrill it's a trick. 

Merrill: Ohh, That's very clever than. 

[CoM Solaufein]

Just about anything from Sten.

 

Iron Bull visiting Fallow Mire "This place smells like ass."

[Broganisity]

Just about anything from Sten.

 

Iron Bull visiting Fallow Mire "This place smells like ass."

"Very well."

[rda]

"I like big boats, I cannot lie."

[Xiomara]

Warden: What will you do now?

Flemeth: Have a moment's peace for once.

Morrigan: I hear the peace of the grave is eternal.

 

Zevran: I'm surprised you haven't heard much of the Crows out here. Back where I come from we're rather infamous.

Warden: Not for being good assassins I see.

 

Morrigan: If one more servant asks if I would like a change of clothes I will set the house on fire!

 

Varric: Son of a b**ch! Sorry mother....

 

Hawke: How long will it take to reach the surface?

Varric: If we're unlucky, maybe a week

Hawke: and if we're lucky?

Varric: We trip over Bartrand's corpse on the way.

 

Carver (to Anders): I don't hate you because you're a mage, I hate you because you won't shut up about it.

 

Anders: I can't imagine what Hawke sees in you.

Fenris: It is done, leave it be.

Anders: Well good, I always knew she had some sense.

Fenris: Do not make light of this, leaving was the hardest thing I've ever done.

Isabela: Oh will you two get over yourselves, you're like two dogs around a b**ch in heat.

Fenris: We were talking about Hawke, not you....

 

Too many of Dorian and Vivienne to list....