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[SwordofMercy1]

Mine is my favorite just because of the situation. It went something along these lines (I'm paraphrasing here)...

Quizzy: So your telling me that there some all powerful demon here that has trapped us in its realm?

Ghost Mother: Yes.

Quizzy: And the only way to get out of here is to face or darkest fears and defeat it?

Ghost Mother: That is correct.

Quizzy: ... Well sh*t...

 

You get this convoy when you pick the 'sarcastic' option when talking to the mother spirit.

[Shinobu]

I forgot this:

 

Warden: Tell me about the Qunari. 
Sten: No. 
Warden: Well I wasn't expecting that. 
Sten: Get used to disappointment. People aren't simple. They cannot be defined for easy reference in the manner of: 'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.'

 

It was all the more funny because my Warden was a female City Elf. Later he asked if she was a woman.

[leaguer of one]

I forgot this:

 

Warden: Tell me about the Qunari. 
Sten: No. 
Warden: Well I wasn't expecting that. 
Sten: Get used to disappointment. People aren't simple. They cannot be defined for easy reference in the manner of: 'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.'

 

It was all the more funny because my Warden was a female City Elf. Later he asked if she was a woman.

^This. Samething happen to me with my efl pc.

[JumboWheat01]

I forgot this:

 

Warden: Tell me about the Qunari. 
Sten: No. 
Warden: Well I wasn't expecting that. 
Sten: Get used to disappointment. People aren't simple. They cannot be defined for easy reference in the manner of: 'the elves are a lithe, pointy-eared people who excel at poverty.'

 

It was all the more funny because my Warden was a female City Elf. Later he asked if she was a woman.

 

If only Sten changed it up if you were playing a dwarf.  Would've kept the trollin' a rollin'.

[leaguer of one]

"The truth is just the beginning. A herald, indeed. Shouting to the heaves, ushering a new age."

[Skeevley]

Random child wandering about in DAO somewhere, don't remember where:

 

"My mommy says Elves have the clap!" In this cute little kid's innocent voice. I still laugh...

 

Really, in DAO and DA2 there is so much great stuff, it's almost impossible to choose. All these years later and I'm STILL playing DAO on occasion with different party configurations to hear more wonderful lines.

[inquartata02]

Warden: "And what has the world done to you?"

 

Flemeth: "That is between the world and me."

[AnnJuly]

"Could be better, could be worse!" © Hawke

I use it all the time now. 

[Paragonslustre]

[Tinxa]

I liked this one in DAI:

 

Demon: "So what will it be? power, money..."

 

Inquisitor: "Virgins"

 

Demon: "I should really stop offering virgins. Everyone always picks them and I can never find any."

 

 

  I laughed my head off.

[CrabbyCrackers]

to many pages to read...

 

but i hear this one today.. not word for word.

 

varic. so i hear your a black sheep of the family we have some much in common sparkles.

 

dorian.. what does that saying mean im not a sheep no one in my family can be described as a sheep

 

varric.. im just saying we have a lot in common

 

dorian.. i never knew  ( said in a shocked sarcastic mannor)

 

varric.. ok NOT  that much in common.

 

 referring to dorian liking men.

[stonerbishop]

Morrigan to Dog.
A putrid half eaten hare is not something a lady wants to find in her undergarments

Warden to Dog and Morrigan.
Can't be any stinker than what normally goes in them.

[stonerbishop]

Might have been said already...

Viscount son is dead. His father is holding the body in shock/horror

Hawke: At least it can't get any worse. .. today. I mean, it's pretty late

[Hathur]

Hawke: "That's what I do, feed the sick, cure the poor, pat the hungry on the head"   (at 7:02 in video)

 

[TheGlen]

Hag.

 

Best one word answer in the game.

[leaguer of one]

Warden: "And what has the world done to you?"

 

Flemeth: "That is between the world and me."

And we **** bricks once we find out.

[Biotic Flash Kick]

Varric, Hawke and the Inquisitor: "Well, ****."

 

hawke and inky say it in the fade :33

[Perpetual Nirvana]

 

I can never resist doing that.

[Cantina]

I don't know why but this makes me giggle...

 

Sera: "Remember that war we talked about stopping? Full of little baddies that I can stick with little arrows?

 

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When romancing Cullen, the next text just makes me laugh as if I am hearing it for the first time.

 

 

Josephine: "I have requests from a few interested parties regarding your lineage"

 

Cullen: "Andraste preserve me! Feel free to use those requests as kindling."

 

Lilly: "No! I shall take them. I want to see who pines for our Commander."

 

Cullen: "I am not bait."

 

Lilly: "Hush. Just look pretty"

 

 

**************

 

Iron Bull: "Seriously!?! Who starts at three coppers? Silver or go home."

 

**********

 

(Cole is astounded that Cullen's armor comes off) "It comes off? I didn't know it came off!

 

 

********

 

Vivienne: "Its a demon. It has no business being here."

 

Solas: "Would you say the same for an Apostate?"

 

(Well done, Solas, well done. <High Fives Solas> )

 

[Tinolyn]

I don't think I've seen this one posted yet. Just heard it the other day in DA:I (not sure if its exact wording):

 

Scout Harding: That Dorian is awfully pretty, isn't he?

[KaiserShep]

"Well, she's a b*tch."

~Isabela

[Mummy22kids]

For Humour- Every line in the scene where the advisors "catch" you with IB.  And the line where IB asks if you can borrow Cassandra's armour for later.

 

 

For Seriousness-     

Anora: "Bann Teagan, my father is doing what is best."
Teagan: "Did he also do what was best for your husband, Your Majesty?"

[Aaleel]

"Where is Cullen"

"He's Calibrating the trebuchets" 

"How much calibrating can a person do"

 

I died laughing, shout out to my man Garrus